The Breakfast Club (Net Of Wonder)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

The Alamo falls; The Dred Scott decision brings America closer to Civil War; Renaissance artist Michelangelo born; Walter Cronkite leaves ‘The CBS Evening News’; Ed McMahon and Rob Reiner born.

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.

Jacques Yves Cousteau

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Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Queen’s Got Jokes For Meghan Markle

When the Queen of England breaks out the Book of Slams, you know it’s serious.

The Pentagon’s Failure To Protect Congress Is Coming Into Chilling Focus

As the Senate hears testimony about the deadly insurrection on January 6th, the question of why the Joint Chiefs of Staff waited more than 3 hours before sending help looms large over the proceedings

Quarantinewhile… Evie And Stephen Wax Nostalgic Over Chicago’s Lost Tradition Of “Dibs”

Quarantinewhile… If you’ve ever lived through a Chicago winter, like Evie and Stephen Colbert have many times, you may be familiar with the now-banned tradition of leaving “dibs” items in your shoveled-out parking spot.

Stephen Checks In With The Hosts Of “Virtue Signal” from “Tooning Out The News”

We’re thrilled to welcome the hosts of “Virtue Signal,” Kylie Weaver, Peter Womack, Brian Min, Lila Moreno for a sneak peek at the stories they’ll be covering this season over at “Tooning Out The News.”

he Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Scandal! Biden’s “Neanderthal” Comment & Harsh Words for Seuss | The Daily Social Distancing Show

From accusing Republicans of “Neanderthal thinking” to wearing a mask to owning an ugly dog, Joe Biden already has more scandals in six weeks than any other president in recent memory.

Ron Johnson Forces Senate to Read the Stimulus Bill Out Loud | The Daily Social Distancing Show

Senator Ron Johnson delays the COVID relief bill vote in the most annoying way possible.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Gov. Cuomo Embarrassed by Sexual Harassment Allegations

Democrats Aim to Pass COVID-19 Relief, but Limit Eligibility for Payments: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at Senate Democrats clearing a procedural hurdle to pass their COVID-19 relief bill after moderate Senators demand limits to the bill’s eligibilities.

Seth Addresses His Mispronunciations of Babar the Elephant, “Surreptitiously” and More

Seth Meyers apologizes for mispronouncing “cliff hanger” in German, “Babar the Elephant” and “surreptitiously.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Trump Still Not President in Crushing Defeat for the Tin Foil Hat Crowd

March 4th was the day that Trump was supposed to return to the presidency (it didn’t happen), the House cancelled their session today out of an abundance of caution, crazy conspiracies continue to come out, the QAnon Shaman sat down for an interview with CBS and apparently we have it all wrong, Trump is said to be planning his political future, Joe Biden referred to the dangerous and dumb decision by Texas and Mississippi to lift their mask mandates as Neanderthal thinking, more vaccines are on the way, Yehya gives his review for Eddie Murphy’s Coming 2 America, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

James Corden Gets the ULTIMATE Dare

James Corden challenged his staff to come up with crazy, kooky and mondo bonkers dares for him to do in the studio. After the best ideas are put on a wheel, James starts to question members of his staff for some of their suggestions, ranging from the wildly boring to flat out wild.

Can Sen. Johnson Stop Being Such a Ron Johnson?

After a quick check-in on the chilly weather in Los Angeles, James Corden jumps into the headlines including a slow start for President Joe Biden’s cabinet, and Senator Ron Jonhson calling for a full, out-loud read of the 600-page COVID-19 relief bill, further delaying stimulus checks for Americans. And James wonders if Regé-Jean Page is too handsome to be the next James Bond.

Pondering the Pundits

Pondering the Pundits” is an Open Thread. It is a selection of editorials and opinions from around the news media and the internet blogs. The intent is to provide a forum for your reactions and opinions, not just to the opinions presented, but to what ever you find important.

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Jennifer Rubin: Republicans’ most self-destructive political move yet

Opposing a popular measure that can’t fail is dumb politics.

The latest poll on the Biden administration’s pandemic rescue plan underscores the inanity of congressional Republicans’ unified opposition. The Associated Press/NORC poll finds that “at a moment of deep political polarization in America, support for [President] Biden’s pandemic response extends across party lines. Overall, 70% of Americans back the Democratic president’s handling of the virus response, including 44% of Republicans.” [..]

And with all of this, Republicans in the House and Senate nevertheless unanimously oppose the covid relief plan, a legislative proposal that has in fact unified the country. Moreover, it is bound to “work” insofar as the $1,400 checks will go out, increased food assistance will be offered and money will flow to state and local governments, as well as to small businesses. The economy will recover, and thanks to a massive spending bill, the administration and its Democratic allies will get the credit (whether deserved or not).

Republicans’ argument is that we are spending too much. The ordinary American who might return to work in the months to come or get the benefits of the bill will likely say “Who cares?” And the country will never know whether recovery would have been possible with a $1 trillion bill instead of a $1.9 trillion bill. Republicans’ opposition is politically obtuse, to put it mildly.

Paul Waldman: What Ron Johnson’s latest stunt tells us about the next four years

Republicans want to make Democratic governance look convoluted and ridiculous. Democrats shouldn’t let them.

Being a United States senator comes with all kinds of privileges not afforded to lowly House members. One is that in many instances you can force the entire chamber to submit to your idiotic whims.

So it was that Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) used his power on Thursday to force Senate clerks to read every word of the 628-page covid relief bill out loud. As he said in a tweet, “If they’re going to add nearly $2T to the national debt at least we should know what’s in the bill.” [..]

Let me share a secret with you: Members of Congress don’t read the text of most of the bills they vote on. That’s true of both Republican bills and Democratic bills. But it’s not because they aren’t doing their jobs.

So why don’t they read most bills? The first reason is that there are just too many. In the last Congress, which ran from 2019 to 2021, there were over 20,000 bills introduced, and just under 1,900 that were considered on the floor. And that was not a particularly productive Congress.

So members have to rely on summaries prepared by staff and instructions from their party leadership on whether to vote yea or nay; otherwise the task is just too enormous.

Catherine Rampell: February’s jobs report doesn’t let Congress off the hook for more stimulus

Progress — but not enough to get complacent.

Yay for a strong jobs report, finally! And yet: No way, no how, should this news let Congress off the hook for more stimulus, whatever Republicans might say today.

Employers added 379,000 jobs in February, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reported Friday. That was the fastest pace of hirings since October, and more gains than had been expected. Most of the hiring came in the struggling leisure and hospitality sector (primarily at restaurants and bars). The unemployment rate also ticked down, to 6.2 percent from 6.3 percent in January. This decline happened for the “right” reasons: that is, because more people got jobs, not because more people gave up looking for work and stopped being counted as unemployed.

Falling covid infections, rising daily vaccinations and fewer business restrictions are all helping normal economic activity resume. This is worth celebrating! Still: The economic crisis and the suffering it has caused are nowhere close to over.

Ross Barkan: Andrew Cuomo was never a hero. Karma is coming for him, with a vengeance

The media puffed up Cuomo as a pandemic savior and anti-Trump. Now he’s accused of sexual harassment and concealing nursing home deaths

For so long, television was good to Andrew Cuomo.

The most famous governor in America charmed millions of viewers with his televised briefings in the earliest months of the coronavirus pandemic, reciting bare facts from his homely PowerPoints. Journalists, pundits and cable television hosts swooned – he was primetime material, the winner of an actual Emmy award, the Queens-bred foil to the frothing Queens native in the White House. [..]

Now Cuomo returns to the center of the media universe. This time, he has been accused of sexual harassment by three different women. This time, he is facing an FBI investigation into how he handled the state’s nursing homes, where the true coronavirus death toll was allegedly intentionally masked for months. This time, a state legislator who went public with unhinged threats Cuomo made against him can become famous himself.

Amanda Marcotte: March 4 was a dud — but QAnon will persist because it is fueled by white entitlement

QAnon is not going away any time soon. The people who believe it simply need it too much

There’s a reason why so few of them left after their failed January 6 coup and why few will leave now that it is clear March 4 was a dud. Much has been written about the phenomenon of people not leaving cults, even after the dates of splashy prophecies come and go without the predicted events happening. A lot of it comes down to rationalization and an unwillingness to admit that they spent so much time and energy on something that turned out to be fake. But a lot of it has to do with the reasons they joined the cult in the first place, whether it’s seeking meaning or community or excitement. Those desires don’t disappear just because the prophecies failed. And so the believers will continue to find excuses to stick by the cult and continue deriving what they see as a benefit of belonging.

What drives people to the QAnon cult — as well as the other groups, such as the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers, that contributed to the January 6 insurrection — is ultimately a grotesque mix of wish-fulfillment fantasies and an abiding sense of white entitlement. These are folks who are absolutely certain that they deserve to be in charge, no matter what, and that belief feeds their attachment to increasingly complex conspiracy theories that promise that there’s a “secret” rule or law that can be activated that will allow them to overcome a democratic election and install their preferred president in his place. They are in a search of a cheat code to defeat the big boss, if you will, and in this case, the big boss is democracy.

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Flood Basalts of the Pacific Northwest

A flood basalt is the result of a giant volcanic eruption or series of eruptions that covers large stretches of land or the ocean floor with basalt lava. Many flood basalts have been attributed to the onset of a hotspot reaching the surface of the earth via a mantle plume. Flood basalt provinces such as the Deccan Traps of India are often called traps, after the Swedish word trappa (meaning “stairs”), due to the characteristic stairstep geomorphology of many associated landscapes. Michael R. Rampino and Richard Stothers (1988) cited eleven distinct flood basalt episodes occurring in the past 250 million years, creating large volcanic provinces, lava plateaux, and mountain ranges. However, more have been recognized such as the large Ontong Java Plateau, and the Chilcotin Group, though the latter may be linked to the Columbia River Basalt Group. Large igneous provinces have been connected to five mass extinction events, and may be associated with bolide impacts.

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The Breakfast Club (Give Back)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

The Boston Massacre; Winston Churchill’s ‘Iron Curtain’ speech; The Soviet Union’s dictator Josef Stalin dies; Comedian John Belushi found dead; Country singer Patsy Cline killed in a plane crash.

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

Give back in some way. Always be thoughtful of others.

Jackie Joyner-Kersee

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Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Texas Cowboys Are Very Confused About The Governor’s Announcement

They’re going to have to postpone all of those shootouts they had planned.

Republicans Unleash A Tidal Wave Of Anti-Voting Legislation

The GOP appears to have decided that high voter turnout was responsible for their losses in the 2020 election, so Republican legislators are pushing 253 bills with provisions that restrict voting access in 43 states

Uh-Oh, Nevada Wants To Let Corporations Form Their Own Governments

In Stephen’s unfortunate new segment “Uh-Oh,” he takes a look at the dangers posed by a Nevada bill that would allow big tech companies to build and govern their own cities without state oversight. What could go wrong?

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Texas’s Reopening, The FBI’s Grim Warning & Amazon’s New Logo

States are easing restrictions as coronavirus cases tick up, the FBI warns about a potential Capitol attack on March 4, and Amazon has to change its app’s logo because it resembles Hitler.

The Minimum Wage Debate – Let’s Get Fiscal

The debate over a minimum wage increase has been heating up. Here’s a look at the problems with the current wage, why conservatives are so against raising it and what the Congressional Budget Office has found when running the numbers

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Texas, Mississippi Lift Mask Mandates; GOP Silent on Amazon Union Push: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at Texas and Mississippi lifting their COVID-19 restrictions and Republicans staying silent on the drive to unionize Amazon workers.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Trump Returning to the White House & Pence Surrenders His Testicles

The website MyHeritage came up with something called “Deep Nostalgia” that will animate old pictures of your ancestors, security forces are on high alert at the Capitol thanks to a QAnon prophesy that says Donald Trump returns to the White House tomorrow, former VP Mike Pence wrote an op-ed about how the election was “marked by significant voting irregularities,” the logo for the new Amazon app had to be removed because critics claimed it resembled Hitler, England is rebranding breast milk, the CDC is hashing out guidelines for those who have been vaccinated to transition back into normal life, Jimmy interviews two young people who allegedly were caught dressing up as old people to get vaccines, “This Week in COVID History,” and lower birth rates are causing alarm amongst health officials so they’re looking for new ways to market parenthood to a skeptical generation.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

The Vaccines Are Arriving Early!

James Corden kicks off the show with big energy and the gang starts to make party plan after President Joe Biden announced enough COVID-19 vaccines will be available by the end of May. And James wonders what an America split into like-minded regions would look like before they take a long look at a rare sea worm that went viral on social media.

Pondering the Pundits

Pondering the Pundits” is an Open Thread. It is a selection of editorials and opinions from around the news media and the internet blogs. The intent is to provide a forum for your reactions and opinions, not just to the opinions presented, but to what ever you find important.

Thanks to ek hornbeck, click on the link and you can access all the past “Pondering the Pundits”.

Follow us on Twitter @StarsHollowGzt

Paul Krugman: Unmasked: When Identity Politics Turns Deadly

Will Republican politicians kill some Texans to own the libs?

Relieving yourself in public is illegal in every state. I assume that few readers are surprised to hear this; I also assume that many readers wonder why I feel the need to bring up this distasteful subject. But bear with me: There’s a moral here, and it’s one that has disturbing implications for our nation’s future. [..]

Which brings me to my actual subject: face mask requirements in a pandemic.

Wearing a mask in public, like holding it in for a few minutes, is slightly inconvenient, but hardly a major burden. And the case for imposing that mild burden in a pandemic is overwhelming. The coronavirus variants that cause Covid-19 are spread largely by airborne droplets, and wearing masks drastically reduces the variants’ spread.

So not wearing a mask is an act of reckless endangerment, not so much of yourself — although masks appear to provide some protection to the wearer — as of other people. Covering our faces while the pandemic lasts would appear to be simple good citizenship, not to mention an act of basic human decency.

So not wearing a mask is an act of reckless endangerment, not so much of yourself — although masks appear to provide some protection to the wearer — as of other people. Covering our faces while the pandemic lasts would appear to be simple good citizenship, not to mention an act of basic human decency.

Yet Texas and Mississippi have just ended their statewide mask requirements.Yet Texas and Mississippi have just ended their statewide mask requirements.

Eugene Robinson: We have a choice between two covid-19 futures. Let’s make the right one.

Giving up early is self-gratifying and self-defeating. This is the time to hang tight

We are at a turning point in the fight against covid-19, and President Biden is right: “Neanderthal thinking” that puts immediate gratification ahead of what’s best for public health and the economy only helps the virus and postpones the day when life returns to something like normal. [..]

And if our leaders fail, we all have to step up in their places. According to a Kaiser Family Foundation poll published last week, African Americans and Hispanics are more likely than Whites to say they want to “wait and see” before deciding whether to get vaccinated. And a deeply worrisome 38 percent of Republicans said they would “definitely not” be vaccinated or would do so “only if required.”

But if you wouldn’t get the vaccine simply in the name of public health, do it in self-interest. If you miss sending your kids off to school, eating at restaurants, traveling on airplanes and other pleasures of pre-covid life, then do yourself — and the rest of us — a favor: Get in line and get the shot.

Amanda Marcotte: Mr. Potato Head, Dr. Seuss and trans kids: How Democrats are already letting Republicans win in 2022

Republicans have quickly seized on wedge issues while Democrats stubbornly refuse to end the filibuster

It’s early, but Republicans have already seized on their strategy for winning the 2022 and 2024 elections.

Of course, it does not depend on mundane tactics like “running on their record” or “making robust arguments about how their policies are better than their opponents.” The GOP is instead returning to the well that has, time and again, paid off handsomely: feigning umbrage over culture war flashpoints, usually ones wholly invented by the right or propped up with lies, to distract from substantive policy debates that actually impact American lives.

And it will probably work — again— because Democrats, hamstrung by their own inability to end the Senate filibuster, will not be able to pass substantive legislation they can tout as accomplishments in future campaigns. And so the election will come down to the Great Potato Head and Dr. Seuss Wars of 2022. Even more unfortunate, truly vulnerable people — like those who are part of the trans community — are also in the crosshairs, as the favored target for the culture wars that Republicans want to wage ahead of the next election.

For those of you blissly unaware of what some 20th century children’s artifacts — Dr. Seuss and Potato Head — have to do with politics, well, let me briefly explain.

Greg Sargent and Paul Waldman: Newsflash: Biden actually is governing in a bipartisan way

It may not conform to an outdated fantasy, but it’s the best we can hope for in a polarized age.

In Thursday’s floor debate on the covid relief bill, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) — implacable enemy of partisanship that he is — took Democrats to task for failing to cooperate sufficiently with Republicans.

Democrats, said McConnell, are “ramming through their partisan spending spree. … And they’ve told Republicans: Take it or leave it. No openness to meaningful bipartisan input.”

The truth is precisely the opposite. In a way that has eluded many observers, the handling of the covid relief bill by President Biden and Democrats has actually shown genuine efforts at bipartisanship and cross-party cooperation.

Another way to put this: We’re seeing the kind of qualified effort at bipartisanship that we should want and expect in such a polarized, crisis-ridden age. [..]

Our point is not that seeking (or achieving) bipartisanship for its own sake is a good unto itself. It’s that, given the realities of today’s GOP and the scale of the challenges the country faces, the right way to strive for bipartisanship is to seek input from Republicans — in good faith — while not letting the quest for bipartisanship set the agenda.

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The Breakers Mansion, Newport, Rhode Island Tour | Vanderbilt Mansion

he Breakers is a Vanderbilt mansion located on Ochre Point Avenue, Newport, Rhode Island, United States. The building became a National Historic Landmark in 1994 and is a contributing property to the Bellevue Avenue Historic District. It is owned and operated by the Preservation Society of Newport County and is open for visits all year.

The mansion was built as the Newport summer home of Cornelius Vanderbilt II, a member of the wealthy United States Vanderbilt family, in an architectural style based on the Italian Renaissance. It was designed by renowned architect Richard Morris Hunt with interior decoration by Jules Allard and Sons and Ogden Codman, Jr. The 70-room mansion has a gross area of 125,339 square feet (11,644.4 m2) and 62,482 square feet (5,804.8 m2) of living area on five floors,[4] constructed between 1893 and 1895. The Ochre Point Avenue entrance is marked by sculpted iron gates, and the 30-foot-high (9.1 m) walkway gates are part of a 12-foot-high (3.7 m) limestone-and-iron fence that borders the property on all but the ocean side. The footprint of the house covers approximately 1 acre (4,000 m2) or 43,000 square feet of the 14 acres (5.7 ha) estate on the cliffs overlooking the Atlantic Ocean.

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The Breakfast Club (Secret OF Life)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

Franklin D. Roosevelt is sworn in as president and vows to lead America out of the Great Depression; President Ronald Reagan takes responsibility for the Iran-Contra affair; The AAA is founded.

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well.

Horace Walpole

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Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

New York Mutant Covid Variants

You’ve never seen the gang quite like this

Dr. Seuss Is Not Cancelled, It’s Just Time To Retire Books With Racist Imagery

By updating the Dr. Seuss book catalog to remove titles with insensitive imagery, the late author’s estate has renewed their commitment to making reading fun for ALL people.

Quarantinewhile… Cats Don’t Have Your Back, And Dogs Don’t Care If You Live Or Die

Quarantinewhile… Science has confirmed some unsettling news about our pets

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Fringe-Watching: Madison

Get to know North Carolina Rep. Madison Cawthorn, including how he got to be the youngest member of Congress, his sexual misconduct, his fake résumé and his interesting choice of vacation destination

Biden’s Vaccine Vow, Cuomo Allegations & Dr. Seuss’s Cancellation

President Biden guarantees a vaccine for all adults by the end of May, a third accuser comes forward against Gov. Andrew Cuomo, and the Dr. Seuss book company stops printing six books that have racist imagery.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Cuomo Controversy, Dr. Seuss Cancelled & Antifa Capitol Riot Lies

A new study shows that only 2% of conversations end when both people want them to end, Governor Andrew Cuomo is facing calls to resign after sexual harassment accusations from two former aides, Mitt Romney suffered a fall while playing with his grandkids over the weekend, the director of the FBI testified before the Senate and said there is no evidence that rioters who stormed the Capitol were Antifa in disguise, things seem to be looking up vaccine-wise after President Biden said that all adults will have access to the vaccine by May, a new prank is gaining popularity among Japanese teenagers right now, the Governor of Texas is lifting their statewide mask mandate, Oklahoma is stuck with a warehouse full of hydroxychloroquine that Trump bought, Tucker Carlson is concerned about our Testicles, Dr. Seuss was born 117 years ago today and it was announced that six of his books will no longer be published because of insensitive imagery, and since Americans have been holed up for a year, we decided to take the street to ask people to name any book they could think of.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

Should We Even Recap the Headlines?

James Corden kicks off the show excited for a huge guest lineup of Tom Brady, Stacey Abrams and JP Saxe and wonders if it’s a bit too huge for one show. James then polls his head writers to see if they should even recap the news. After deciding to, James looks at the COVID-19 relief bill that failed to address minimum wage (maybe we should have passed on the headlines).

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