The Breakfast Club (Rightful Masters)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

President Abraham Lincoln and naturalist Charles Darwin born; The U.S. Senate acquits President Bill Clinton in his impeachment trial; Founding of the NAACP; Cartoonist Charles Schulz dies.

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.

Abraham Lincoln

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Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

You Do Not Want Bruce Castor Defending You In Court

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… what was I talking about again?

New Video Of Capitol Riot Reveals Shocking Violence And Emotional Pleas For Help

The videos presented by House managers on day two of the impeachment trial came with trigger warnings for those watching at home, due to the extreme violence on display inside the deadly attack on the U.S. Capitol.

Even The Cat Lawyer Would Be A Better Impeachment Advocate Than Bruce Castor

Republicans were harshly critical of the disorganized opening arguments by the former president’s impeachment lawyers, making it clear that he could use better representation.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Impeachment Trial Continues: Trump and GOP Slam Trump’s Lawyers

Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial ramps up with the GOP bashing Trump’s lawyers and Trump reportedly yelling at the TV as he watched.

Florida Water Gets Hacked & New Zealand Parliament Demands Ties

A hacker almost pollutes the entire water supply of a Florida county, and a member of New Zealand parliament is ejected because he isn’t wearing a tie.

Mark Cuban and the NBA Beef Over the National Anthem

The Dallas Mavericks stop playing the national anthem before games, and Trevor goes on “Shark Tank” to pitch a new national anthem to Mark Cuban.

CP Time: The History of Black Spies

In another edition of CP Time, Roy Wood Jr. looks at Black Americans’ involvement in espionage, including Harriet Tubman and Josephine Baker.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Trump’s Impeachment Trial Opens with Capitol Riots Footage

Trump’s Impeachment Lawyers Are Very Bad: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at Senate Republicans sticking with former President Donald Trump in his second impeachment trial despite the House impeachment managers’ powerful evidence and the fact that Trump’s lawyers are very bad.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down Path to a Trump Conviction

It’s day three of Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial and Jimmy breaks down the longshot path to convicting him, FOX News turning up the faux outrage button, people who were at the Capitol riots incriminating themselves on social media, 18% of Americans who have heard of QAnon believing their claims are somewhat accurate, the theory that Trump will be reinaugurated on March 4th, an $8,000 Louis Vuitton sweater that is covered in puppets, a special Valentine’s Day gift idea for that special something in your life, we embark into the weekend of love with a new edition of Masking Questions, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

Does Trump Need the Cat Lawyer?

James Corden kicks off the night with some gratitude for the show’s camera operators who added a little more than a pop of color after James suggested it the other night. After, James looks at the headlines, including a lawyer who unfortunately didn’t know how to take off a cat filter during a court proceeding and more from the second impeachment trial of Donald Trump.

Impeachment 2° Day 3: House Managers Finale

Yesterday the House Impeachment managers laid out the links to the consequences of private citizen Donald Trump’s fiery incitement on January 6 and it was devastating.

Impeachment prosecutors took senators on a wrenching journey inside the horror of the US Capitol insurrection, making a devastating case that Donald Trump had plotted, incited and celebrated a vile crime against the United States.

Their previously unseen video evidence showed a bloodthirsty mob defiling Congress, heroism from overpowered police officers pleading for backup, high-profile lawmakers running for their lives and staffers hiding behind locked doors.

Surveillance footage depicted then-Vice President Mike Pence being hustled away with rioters calling for him to be hanged only yards away. A police officer screamed in pain, trapped between a door and an invading crowd. In a horrific scene, Trump supporter Ashli Babbitt tried to climb through a window smashed by rioters before falling back, shot dead by a Capitol Police officer.

“When his mob overran and occupied the Senate and attacked the House and assaulted law enforcement, (Trump) watched it on TV like a reality show,” lead House impeachment manager Rep. Jamie Raskin said Wednesday. “He reveled in it. And he did nothing to help us as commander in chief. Instead, he served as the inciter in chief, sending tweets that only further incited the rampaging mob.”

The stunningly powerful presentation painted the most complete narrative yet of the assault on the Congress as it met to certify Joe Biden’s election win on January 6.

Their explicit and unsettling case made clear that the terror inside the corridors of power was even more frightening than it had first appeared. It’s now apparent that only good luck, and the bravery of police, prevented senior members of Congress injured or killed.

A day of clear legal arguments left a grave question hanging in the air: How could anyone with an open mind not process the almost unbelievable scenes of US democracy under assault and not vote to convict the ex-President?

House Impeachment managers have eight more hours today to solidify their case against private citizen Trump. Many Trumpublicans still refuse to convict Trump, they hopefully will suffer the consequences at the ballot box for their cowardice.

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“A Bold Thing To Do During A Pandemic” – John Oliver On The Super Bowl

The host of “Last Week Tonight,” John Oliver, says he enjoyed watching the Super Bowl until he realized that he is the same age as Tom Brady. Season eight of “Last Week Tonight” starts Sunday, February 14th.

John Oliver: HBO Will Never Find Out How Much All The “Last Week Tonight” Mascots Cost

John Oliver says they no longer keep the very expensive mascots from “Last Week Tonight” in a closet at the office because too many children were terrified when they stumbled on the headless costumes.

John Oliver Took The “Which Muppet Are You?” Quiz And We Gave Him The Results

Which Muppet would John Oliver be if he could live in the world of Jim Henson? We made the “Last Week Tonight” host take a Buzzfeed quiz to find out, and let’s just say he’s not a Rowlf.

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The Breakfast Club (Good Memories)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

South Africa frees Nelson Mandela; Allied leaders in the last months of World War II sign the Yalta accords; Ayatollah Khomeini’s followers seize power in Iran; inventor Thomas Edison born.

Breakfast Tunes

Mary Wilson (March 6, 1944 – February 8, 2021)

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

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Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Law & Order: Impeachment Unit

Even the narrator is feeling the frustration.

Cowardly GOP Senators Look Away As Devastating Footage Shows Exactly Who Incited The Capitol Riot

Republican Senators Rand Paul, Marco Rubio and Rick Scott couldn’t bring themselves to watch as House prosecutors opened their impeachment case with a video demonstrating in no uncertain terms that the former president bears responsibility for the deadly insurrection at the U.S. Capitol Building

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Trump Rolls Out Trash Lawyers for His 2nd Impeachment Trial

As Trump’s second impeachment trial begins, Democrats show a video of Trump’s speech on January 6 interspersed with scenes of violence from his supporters, and his defense team struggles to make its case.

Can Gorilla Glue Be Used on Hair? Absolutely Not

A woman made headlines for using Gorilla Glue in place of hairspray, and Dulcé Sloan balks at the absurdity of it while marveling at the resourcefulness.

Indian Farmer Protests – If You Don’t Know, Now You Know

Tens of thousands of farmers are taking to the streets of New Delhi to call for the repeal of India’s contentious new agriculture laws.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Trump’s Second Impeachment Trial Begins

Impeachment Managers Make Powerful Case Against Trump to Open Trial: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at former President Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial, where House impeachment managers laid out powerful evidence of his guilt while most Republican senators had no interest in holding him accountable.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Trump Circus Back in Washington for Impeachment Trial #2

The circus is back in Washington for the second impeachment trial of Donald Trump, Republicans are too afraid to do the right thing, the two lawyers defending Trump formed a disaster duo and Trump was said to be deeply unhappy, officials in Palm Beach are discussing whether or not he is allowed to live at Mar-a-lago, Trump sycophants always use his middle initial when saying his name, plans are in place to safely re-open Broadway, and while Jimmy is more than happy to wait his turn but with that being said – he gives a list of people he should get the vaccine before, and he chats with a “vaccine hunter”

The Late Late Show with James Corden

What’s the Deal with Trump’s Impeachment Lawyer?

James Corden looks at the headlines, first diving into the opening day of Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial in the Senate. The star of the day was Trump’s new lawyer, Bruce Castor, and his general inability to articulate arguments. And James checks in with the show band to see what’s on their Valentine’s Day playlist.

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The Legend of Johnny Appleseed aka John Chapman

Chapman was born on September 26, 1774, in Leominster, Massachusetts, the second child of Nathaniel and Elizabeth Chapman (née Simonds, married February 8, 1770). His birthplace has a granite marker, and the street is now called Johnny Appleseed Lane.

Chapman’s mother, Elizabeth, died in 1776 shortly after giving birth to a second son, Nathaniel Jr., who died a few days later. His father, Nathaniel, who was in the military, returned in 1780 to Longmeadow, Massachusetts, where, in the summer of 1780, he married Lucy Cooley.

According to some accounts, an 18-year-old John persuaded his 11-year-old brother Nathaniel Cooley Chapman to go west with him in 1792. The duo apparently lived a nomadic life until their father brought his large family west in 1805 and met up with them in Ohio. The younger Nathaniel decided to stay and help their father farm the land.

Shortly after the brothers parted ways, John began his apprenticeship as an orchardist under a Mr. Crawford, who had apple orchards, thus inspiring his life’s journey of planting apple trees.

There are stories of Johnny Appleseed practicing his nurseryman craft in the area of Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, and of picking seeds from the pomace at Potomac River cider mills in the late 1790s.[1] Another story has Chapman living in Pittsburgh on Grant’s Hill in 1794 at the time of the Whiskey Rebellion.

The popular image is of Johnny Appleseed spreading apple seeds randomly everywhere he went. In fact, he planted nurseries rather than orchards, built fences around them to protect them from livestock, left the nurseries in the care of a neighbor who sold trees on shares, and returned every year or two to tend the nursery. He planted his first nursery on the bank of Brokenstraw Creek, south of Warren, Pennsylvania. Next, he seems to have moved to Venango County, along the shore of French Creek, but many of these nurseries were in the Mohican River area of north-central Ohio. This area included the towns of Mansfield, Lisbon, Lucas, Perrysville, and Loudonville.

The story of Johnny Appleseed almost ended in 1819 in Ohio. One morning he was picking hops in a tree when he fell and caught his neck in the fork of the tree. Shortly after he fell one of his helpers, an eight year old boy, found him struggling in the tree. Unable to get him out of the tree, young John White cut the tree down, saving Chapman’s life.

According to Harper’s New Monthly Magazine, toward the end of his career he was present when an itinerant missionary was exhorting an open-air congregation in Mansfield, Ohio. The sermon was long and severe on the topic of extravagance, because the pioneers were buying such indulgences as calico and imported tea. “Where now is there a man who, like the primitive Christians, is traveling to heaven barefooted and clad in coarse raiment?” the preacher repeatedly asked until Johnny Appleseed, his endurance worn out, walked up to the preacher, put his bare foot on the stump that had served as a podium, and said, “Here’s your primitive Christian!” The flummoxed sermonizer dismissed the congregation.

He would tell stories to children and spread The New Church gospel to the adults, receiving a floor to sleep on for the night, and sometimes supper, in return. “We can hear him read now, just as he did that summer day, when we were busy quilting upstairs, and he lay near the door, his voice rising denunciatory and thrillin—strong and loud as the roar of wind and waves, then soft and soothing as the balmy airs that quivered the morning-glory leaves about his gray beard. His was a strange eloquence at times, and he was undoubtedly a man of genius,” reported a lady who knew him in his later years.[13] He made several trips back East, both to visit his sister and to replenish his supply of Swedenborgian literature.

He preached the gospel as he traveled, and during his travels he converted many Native Americans, whom he admired. The Native Americans regarded him as someone who had been touched by the Great Spirit, and even hostile tribes left him strictly alone.[14]

He cared very deeply about animals, including insects. Henry Howe visited all the counties in Ohio in the early nineteenth century and collected several stories from the 1830s, when Johnny Appleseed was still alive:

One cool autumnal night, while lying by his camp-fire in the woods, he observed that the mosquitoes flew in the blaze and were burned. Johnny, who wore on his head a tin utensil which answered both as a cap and a mush pot, filled it with water and quenched the fire, and afterwards remarked, “God forbid that I should build a fire for my comfort, that should be the means of destroying any of His creatures.” Another time, he allegedly made a camp-fire in a snowstorm at the end of a hollow log in which he intended to pass the night but found it occupied by a bear and cubs, so he removed his fire to the other end and slept on the snow in the open air, rather than disturb the bear.

In a story collected by Eric Braun, he had a pet wolf that had started following him after he healed its injured leg.

More controversially, he also planted dogfennel during his travels, believing that it was a useful medicinal herb. It is now regarded as a noxious, invasive weed.

According to another story, he heard that a horse was to be put down, so he bought the horse, bought a few grassy acres nearby, and turned it out to recover. When it did, he gave the horse to someone needy, exacting a promise to treat it humanely.

During his later life, he was a vegetarian.[19] He never married. He thought he would find his soulmate in heaven if she did not appear to him on earth.

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Impeachment 2°

Yesterday was the opening day of the second impeachment trial of now former President Donald J. Trump.The only topic that was on the table for discussion was whether the trial itself was constitutional. After presentations from the House managers and Trump’s defense lawyers, the vote was a bipartisan 56 – 44 – six Republicans voting with all the Democrats. the video the house managers showed was chilling and may not be safe for family or work place viewing.

Today the House managers will present their case for conviction which they have said contains evidence which has not been seen.

The Breakfast Club (Opportunities)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

A Cold War prisoner exchange; boxer Mike Tyson convicted of rape; Arthur Miller’s ‘Death of a Salesman’ opens on Broadway; Bob Dylan’s ‘The Times They Are a Changin” released.

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

So see every opportunity as golden, and keep your eyes on the prize – yours, not anybody else’s.

Roberta Flack

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Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The NFL Is Helping Out The Only Way They Know How

Reality Sets In After A Weirdly Normal Super Bowl Sunday

After a Super Bowl Sunday that in many ways felt downright normal, including the familiar scene of Tom Brady hoisting the Vince Lombardi trophy, Americans woke up to the reality of an ongoing pandemic and an impeachment trial beginning in the Senate.

Foggy Pine Books Owner Reacts With Shock To Colbert Super Bowl Special Commercial

Last night after the Super Bowl, small business owner Mary Ruthless watched in shock as Stephen Colbert ran a segment on their Boone, NC bookstore and premiered a commercial for the store starring Sam Elliott and Tom Hanks. Foggy Pine Books has been busy filling orders ever since!

Quarantinewhile… Taylor Swift Has Bigger Problems Than The “evermore” Lawsuit

Quarantinewhile… Move over, Utah theme park, Taylor Swift doesn’t have time for your lawsuit. She’s busy being sued by Stephen Colbert.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Farewell to Lou Dobbs, the most North Korean broadcaster America has ever seen

Biden’s Scandalous Start: Dissing Space Force & Flying on a Plane

Joe Biden has been president for less than three weeks and has already had more scandals than we can keep track of, including his pre-noon swearing-in, Hunter Biden’s upcoming book and Jen Psaki’s Space Force insult

Brady’s Big Win, Trump’s Impeachment Trial & A Vacationing Rioter

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers win Super Bowl LV, the U.S. Senate plans Trump’s annual impeachment trial, a Capitol insurrectionist gets to go on vacation, and a Utah school reverses a decision that would’ve allowed students to opt out of Black History Month curriculum.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Aides Claim Trump Feels Happier Since Leaving White House

GOP Senators Want to “Move On” from Trump’s Second Impeachment Trial: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at former President Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial being a chance to hold Trump accountable for his crimes and to shine a national spotlight on the decay of the GOP and our democratic institutions.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Super Bowl for the Ages, Maskless Celebrations & Fighting on The Bachelor!

Jimmy recaps the Super Bowl, and talks about Tom Brady winning his 7th ring, the random guy who ran across the field during the game, Tampa Bay fans not taking COVID precautions as they partied in the streets without masks, MyPillow Mike Lindell continuing his fight against election fraud, Lou Dobbs being cancelled by Fox Business, the beginning of impeachment trial #2 for Donald Trump, the refreshingly quiet world with Joe Biden as President, and a lot of childlike fighting on a new episode of “The Bachelor.”

Is the NFL Ready for a Singing Referee?

James Corden kicks off the show with a big congratulations to Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady, and James admits he was fixated on the referees and imagines himself as a singing referee. And James down the streaker who took the second half by storm with a pink one-piece swimsuit. After, the gang celebrates Dave’s birthday — but no song. Enjoy the chair, Dave!

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