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Joe Heller for January 18, 2021

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The Breakfast Club (Democratic Journey)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

There are two and a half days to the Inauguration of the 46th President of the United States Joseph R Biden, Jr. and Vice President Kamala Harris.

This Day in History

Soviet Union breaks WWII Leningrad siege; Robert F. Scott reaches South Pole; Boston Strangler suspect Albert de Salvo convicted.

Breakfast Tunes

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It was to carry the American democratic journey beyond these failings that Black citizens and civil rights workers risked unemployment, violence and death.

Elijah Cummings

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Rant of the Week: Amber Ruffin – Black Heroes

Why Do Black People Always Have to Save America?: Week In Review | The Amber Ruffin Show

Last week, a video went viral of Capitol police office Eugene Goodman being chased up the stairs by a crowd of pro-Trump rioters during the attack on the U.S. Capitol. Goodman knew that the floor of the Senate Chamber had not been secured yet, so he *intentionally* provoked the rioters into chasing him and then led them away from the chamber, giving senators time to evacuate safely. Let’s give a round of applause to this hero in a new segment called, “Hero of the Week!”

Late Night Today

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the only late night host with a new show on Friday nights.

The President Is Slithering Off To Mar-A-Lago But The MAGA Menace Isn’t Going Away

Our disgraced, twice-impeached president is said to be planning to slink off to his Florida estate without attending Joe Biden’s inauguration, leaving in his wake untold numbers of angry, conspiracy-fueled supporters still bent on causing destruction in his name.

Quarantinewhile… Stephen Colbert Predicted The TikTok Sea Shanty Craze

Quarantinewhile… As our host long ago predicted, 2021 has become the year of the Sea Shanty, particularly on TikTok where the old-timey songs about sailors and their travels are taking over the platform.

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”THE COOLEST VIDEO”

Beavis and Butt-head music video commentary – Mystery Science Theater 3000 for MTV

Butt-head: YOU MAY BE ABOUT TO SEE THE COOLEST VIDEO YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE.

Butt-head: Beavis are you gonna say anything?
Beavis: NO!

Butt-head: I’m going to change the channel.
Beavis: Butt-head I’m going to tell you this once, if you touch that remote I’m going to kick your ass.

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The Breakfast Club (Always room for Jello)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club!

AP’s Today in History for January 17th

Benjamin Franklin is born; Soviet and Polish forces liberate Warsaw; Eisenhower gives his Farewell Address; Japan earthquake; Al Capone is born; Muhammad Ali is born.

Breakfast Tune Woody Guthrie – All You Fascists Bound To Lose (Quarantine Edition)

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FBI Narrows Down Identity Of Red-Faced Man Carrying Confederate Flag Through Capitol To Millions Of Americans
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Pondering the Pundits: Sunday Preview Edition

Pondering the Pundits: Sunday Preview Edition” is an Open Thread. It is a selection of editorials and opinions from around the news medium and the internet blogs. The intent is to provide a forum for your reactions and opinions, not just to the opinions presented, but to what ever you find important.

On Sunday mornings we present a preview of the guests on the morning talk shows so you can choose which ones to watch or some do something more worth your time on a Sunday morning.

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The Sunday Talking Heads:

This Week with George Stephanopolis: The guests on Sunday’s “This Week” are: Kate Bedingfield, Incoming White House Communications Director;
Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-TX), Impeachment Manager; and Rep. Peter Meijer, (R- MI).

The roundtable guests are: Former Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ); former Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel (D??); Sara Fagen, Republican Strategist; and Karen Finney, Democratic Strategist.

Face the Nation: Host Margaret Brennan’s guests are: Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA); Dr. Rochelle Walensky, incoming CDC Director; Gov. Jim Justice (R-WV); St. Paul, MN Mayor Melvin Carter (D); Dr. Scott Gottlieb, former FDA Commissioner; and Anthony Salvanto, journalist.

Meet the Press with Chuck Todd: The guests on this week’s “MTP” are: Dr. Anthony Fauci; Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ); Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC); and Pete Williams, MSNBC contributor.

The panel guests are: Rich Lowry, editor of National Review; former Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO); and Kristen Welker, NBC News White House correspondent.

State of the Union with Jake Tapper: Mr. Tapper’s guests are: Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD), Impeachment manager; Ronald Klain, President-elect Joe Biden’s Chief of Staff; Lt. Gen. (ret.) H.R. McMaster, former National Security Advisor; and Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL).

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Horsepower: James Watt and the Transition from Horse to Steam

How much power is there in a horsepower, where does the term come from, and how did it become the most common way of talking about the power of a car engine? In fact the history of horsepower begins in the 18th century, and with a man whose name has become synonymous with a measurement of power – James Watt. It is history that deserves to be remembered.

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The Breakfast Club (Preservation Of The Future)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

There are four and a half days until the Inauguration of the 46th President of the United States Joeph R. Biden Jr. and Vice President Kamala Harris.

This Day in History

Start of Operation Desert Storm; Space Shuttle Columbia lifts off; Prohibition takes effect ; Shah of Iran flees into exile; musical “Hello Dolly” opens.

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

When you realize the value of all life, you dwell less on what is past and concentrate more on the preservation of the future.

Dian Fossey

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Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for those folks who can’t resist the call of an early bedtime but still need a good chuckle and some satirical perspective to end their day.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert:

Former Presidents Really Got A Kick Out Of The Current President’s Second Impeachment

The impeachment really got the portraits jumping out of their frames

As Joe Biden’s Inauguration Approaches, The Fascist Threat Is Growing

President-elect Biden won’t be taking his beloved Amtrak train to his inauguration next week because of the clear and present threat posed by violent extremists inspired by the outgoing president.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah:

From Starbucks to Roseanne: Discrimination in America

Kens, Karens, and Roseanne. Here’s a look at discrimination in America.

late Night with Seth Meyers:

After Second Impeachment, Trump Begins Moving Out of White House: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at a twice-impeached Trump turning against some of his closest allies as his White House gets packed up.

Jimmy Kimmel Live:

Trump is Almost Gone

Moving trucks showed up outside the White House marking the current administration’s final week in office, Trump reportedly did not want to denounce the violence following last week’s attacks, Rudy Giuliani is on the outs and Trump is insisting on personally approving reimbursements for his travel expenses, Lindsey Graham is fighting back against the House’s impeachment ruling, new Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has plans to impeach Joe Biden before he even starts, major corporations have been releasing statements condemning violence in Washington after a can of Axe Body Spray was found at the site of the invasion, and this week in Unnecessary Censorship.

The Late, Late Show with James Corden:

Trump Is Giving Rudy the Ol’ Stiff!

James Corden kicks off the show excited to share he’s going somewhat off the grid with a new, old cell phone (no email, web, keyboard) — and the gang takes bets on how long he will last with it. And James dives into the headlines, including reports that an isolated and angry President Donald Trump is cutting lawyer Rudy Giuliani out of the picture, Donld Trump Jr. and girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle moving to Florida and Dodger Stadium becoming a massive COVID-19 vaccination site.

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