Crap. Festivus. Again.

Posted by ek hornbeck on 12/23/2019. Re-posted by TMC for ek hornbeck

Symbolically represented by the Festivus Pole, an aluminum tube between 3′ to 6′ high stuck in some drab and out of the way corner.  It can be used as a weapon and frequently is.  Traditionally it is stark and entirely unadorned and the stand crudely fashioned.  Under no circumstances should any ‘presents’ be placed near it unless they’re of the sort a too long ignored pet would leave.

There are several rituals that accompany the celebration of Festivus.

I think I’ll spare you the feats of strength, though if you think I’m dead you can poke me with a stick and see.

Festivus Dinner

A Festivus Dinner menu is typical of any other holiday, Turkey, Ham, Roast Beef, Lamb, with the customary sides poorly cooked and resentfully served.  It’s rarely if ever eaten and instead used as weapons which explains why it’s frequently over cooked to flacid sogginess except in fundamentalist circles where a Ham Bone or Lamb Shank becomes an instrument of murderous intent.  It is often accompanied by copious consumption of alcohol (well, in fairness, the food is inedible).

The Airing of Grievances

The Airing of Grievances takes place immediately after the Festivus dinner has been served (but frequently before any of it is actually consumed).  It consists of each person lashing out at others and the world about how they have been abused and disappointed in the past year, particularly by the other Festivus celebrants.  It often ends in insults that lead to life long resentment and violence.

Feats of Strength

The most misunderstood of the Festivus rituals, there is only one Feat of Strength.  The head of the household picks a challenger and engages in a wrestling match.  They typically pick the weakest first.  This continues until the head of the household is defeated.

That concludes the essential rituals of Festivus.  Now you might think that defeat of the head of the household results in ceremonial bragging rights or change of some sort.

No.

It is essentially pointless as is the rest of the Festivus celebration which is, in fact, entirely the point.

No hugging.  No learning.

It’s for the rest of us.

The airing of grievances is mandatory.  ‘Tis the reason for the season.  I’ve been quite cranky this year, as those close to me and faithful readers will attest.

Here’s hoping your Festivus is uninterrupted by visits from ‘Law’ Enforcement Officers or trips to the Emergency Room.

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James E. Clyburn: Runoff elections should be a relic of the past

The recent results in Georgia demonstrate the continued effectiveness of the runoff requirement in keeping Black candidates from reaching elected office.

As a lifelong student and short-time teacher of history, I am often reminded that “those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat it.” I can think of no period in my lifetime that better reflects that truth than the past four years.

On Dec. 12, we marked the 150th anniversary of Joseph Rainey’s swearing-in as the first African American elected to the U.S. House of Representatives. The once-enslaved South Carolinian was elected in 1870 during the roughly 12 years of Reconstruction. He served eight years before losing his seat when President Rutherford B. Hayes terminated federal oversight of the former slave states.

Southern states responded with all kinds of creative devices designed to disenfranchise Black voters, purge Black elected officials and relegate Black people to second-class citizenship. [..]

Some of the most pernicious devices, which included racialized campaigning, numbered posts, full-slate voting, and the “50 percent plus one” voting requirement, purposefully diluted Black votes and helped produce decades of white-only elected officials. This led my home state, which had eight Black members of Congress in the 19th century, to go 95 years — from 1897 to 1992 — without African American representation in Congress. Although the 1965 Voting Rights Act outlawed some of these devices, several remained, including the “50 percent plus one” requirement, known today as the “runoff” election.

Elizabeth Rosenthal: Some Said the Vaccine Rollout Would Be a ‘Nightmare.’ They Were Right.

There are already signs that distribution will be messy, confusing and chaotic.

Even before there was a vaccine, some seasoned doctors and public health experts warned, Cassandra-like, that its distribution would be “a logistical nightmare.”

After Week 1 of the rollout, “nightmare” sounds like an apt description.

Dozens of states say they didn’t receive nearly the number of promised doses. Pfizer says millions of doses sat in its store rooms, because no one from President Trump’s Operation Warp Speed told them where to ship them. A number of states have few sites that can handle the ultracold storage required for the Pfizer product, so, for example, front line workers in Georgia have had to travel 40 minutes to get a shot. At some hospitals, residents treating Covid patients protested that they had not received the vaccine while administrators did, even though they work from home and don’t treat patients.

The potential for more chaos is high. Dr. Vivek Murthy, named as the next surgeon general under President-elect Joe Biden, said this week that the Trump administration’s prediction — that the general population would get the vaccine in April — was realistic only if everything went smoothly. He instead predicted the summer or fall. [..]

So kudos and thanks to the science and the scientists who made the vaccine in record time. I’ll eagerly hold out my arm — so I can see the family and friends and colleagues I’ve missed all these months. If only I can figure out when I’m eligible, and where to go to get it.

Amanda Marcotte: Trump’s loss was radicalizing: His promise to “cheat” the system has further deluded his fans

Trump got elected by promising he knew how to cheat “the system”— now his voters can’t believe he’s failing

For years, many liberals have been confused by why so many Donald Trump voters seem unperturbed by all his criming and cheating. To understand Trump’s supporters, it’s important to understand that they don’t believe he’s a good person. On the contrary, the appeal of Trump from the beginning was a belief that he’s a liar, a cheat, and a crook — but one who would implement his evil-doing skills towards goals Republican voters support, with triggering the liberals and snagging all the government goodies for their tribe at the expense of other Americans at the top of the list.

This wasn’t exactly subtle. Trump repeatedly promised his supporters during the 2016 campaign that “Nobody knows the system better than I do.” He often bragged about his supposed skills at buying off and working politicians. [..]

The key is realizing that the typical Trump supporter, as I explained in the Standing Room Only newsletter, sees himself as in on the con. Indeed, the easiest way to hoodwink someone is to convince them that they’re part of the conspiracy, that they’re the ones getting one over on someone else. Trump’s story for his supporters was that all of politics is a rigged game, but this time he was rigging it for them.

All of which explains why Trump supporters, like their idol, are losing their minds right now. They elected a man who assured them he knew all the tricks and could get away with breaking any rule. But despite all his efforts at stealing the election from Joe Biden — and all the money he’s raised from them to do so — Trump is failing. Trump’s voters never believed he was an honest man, yet they got snookered by the biggest lie of all: that he had almost god-like powers to cheat the system.

Richard WolfeThe Trump White House has entered its final stage: complete meltdown

Trump has retreated to the proverbial bunker with an ‘elite strike force’ of wingnuts and lackeys. They’re all he’s got left

The last days of the Trump presidency increasingly resemble the fictional presidency in the movie Monsters vs Aliens.

In case you missed this 2009 animated masterpiece, President Hathaway (voiced by Stephen Colbert) responds to an alien invasion with a team of unlikely heroes, among them a giant-sized TV reporter from Modesto, a cockroach-turned-mad-scientist, and an enormous blob of Jell-O.

One of the running gags is that the president has installed two red buttons in his situation room. One is to make his morning latte, the other to launch all his nuclear weapons. He can never remember which is which.

In the final month of Donald Trump’s time in the Oval Office, he has at last assembled his own team of outsized odds and ends, self-aggrandizing wingnuts, and brainless lumps of gelatin. You can decide for yourself if this latest incarnation of his “elite strike force” of advisers is more likely to launch all the nuclear weapons or make a fresh cup of coffee.

At the center of the team to save Planet Trump are the unhinged characters of Sidney Powell and Michael Flynn, who reportedly met with the soon-to-be-ex-president in the White House over several hours on Friday.

Greg Sargeant: The Biden team does not seem spooked by the ghost of Stephen Miller

A glimpse into Biden’s plans on immigration hints at a clean break with Trumpism.

When it came to asylum seekers and refugees, President Trump’s agenda, crafted by adviser Stephen Miller, was largely animated by a few core principles.

Among them: Migrants are primarily a threat, and should above all be feared. They’re largely driven by nefarious motives, looking to scam their way into the United States and get over on us, rather than being driven by larger forces that rendered their decisions to migrate understandable, earning them just treatment.

And because of those, their efforts to migrate must above all be crushed through the deterrence of maximal cruelty and hardship, and migration flows must be mercilessly reduced to the lowest levels possible.

President-elect Joe Biden’s transition team is sending early signs that the break with this worldview will be comprehensive, substituting an entirely new vision. And the rough outlines of this vision are heartening, though details will matter greatly. [..]

Again, the details will matter, and unwinding Trump’s horrors will be extremely hard. Politics could also intervene. Another crush at the border and the Biden administration might fear liberalizing too quickly. They may be reluctant to quickly lift Trump’s coronavirus-inspired limits on legal immigration.

But the early returns suggest solid, reality-based, humane principles are outweighing political concerns.

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REP. MO BROOKS CONFIRMS: COUP PLOTTERS MET AT WHITE HOUSE WITH TRUMP, PENCE

They were planning the Alternate Electoral College Slates Coup (rather than The Special Kraken Counsel Coup, The Giuliani’s Just Tucking In His Shirt Coup, The Military Coup, The Seize The Voting Machines Coup, or The Martial Law Coup) and Trump has clearly come to believe his own paranoia and is trying to overthrow the government from the inside.

White supremacist Mo Brooks led a delegation of the dumbest Republicans in the House to the White House Monday afternoon and claimed he was joined by the Vice President and those with “first hand knowledge” of the alleged voter fraud for which no one has supplied any evidence. Psychotic attorneys Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell were also at the White House too.

All this is playing out against the backdrop of Trump’s media enablers at Fox, OAN, and NewsMax suddenly becoming so terrified of losing all they own in suits by the voting machine companies they’ve slandered that they’ve all had key anchors like Lou Dobbs and Maria Bartiromo read retractions that look like hostage videos.

And that’s the key: the President-Elect must make these bullies meeting in a cabal with an insane president afraid of losing everything from their house seats to their freedom from going to prison. This is sedition: state it plainly. Make the scum run back into their hidey-holes by insisting they will be prosecuted for their treachery come January 20th.

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Paul Krugman: The Ghost of Sabotage Future

This winter’s economy won’t be as grim as feared, but what about after?

The not-a-stimulus deal Congress reached over the weekend — seriously, this is about disaster relief, not boosting the economy — didn’t come a moment too soon. Actually, it came much too late: Crucial aid to many unemployed Americans and businesses expired months ago. But now some of that aid is back, for a while.

True, the aid will be less generous than it was in the spring and summer: $300 a week in enhanced unemployment benefits, rather than $600. But because the workers still out of a job as a result of the pandemic tended to have low earnings even before the coronavirus struck, they will, on average, be receiving something like 85 percent of their pre-Covid-19 income.

By the way, although the one-time $600 checks to a much wider group of Americans are getting much of the media coverage, they account for only a small percentage of the overall expense and are far less crucial than the unemployment benefits to keeping families afloat.

So what’s not to like about this relief package? There’s some dumb stuff, like a tax break for corporate meal expenses — fighting a deadly pandemic with three-martini lunches. But the serious problem with this deal is that economic aid will end far too soon: Enhanced unemployment benefits will last just 11 weeks. And the process by which the deal was reached has ominous implications for the future.

Eugene Robinson: So long, 2020. We won’t miss you.

We are still cataloging, much less healing from, this terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad year.

There’s panic in Europe that’s fast spreading over an apparently super-contagious strain of the coronavirus in Britain. The outgoing president of the United States reportedly spent hours last week entertaining deranged, seditious ideas about clinging to power through the imposition of martial law. And, as a grace note, the Kilauea volcano in Hawaii began erupting Sunday night.

Because, of course, 2020.

I believe I speak for humankind, with few exceptions, when I say we will all be overjoyed to see the back of this awful year.

It’s not as if no good things at all happened in 2020. Joe Biden was elected president, stamping a Jan. 20, 2021, expiration date on Donald Trump’s putrid presidency. Scientists developed vaccines against covid-19 in record time, marking the beginning of the end of this deadly, devastating, soul-crushing pandemic. Also, um, let me think — oh yes, there was no extinction-level asteroid strike, which is definitely a plus.

For many across the country and the world there were, of course, personal milestones and triumphs. Several of my good friends were blessed with the birth of a first grandchild. To see the joy in their faces, even via Zoom, warmed my heart.

Overall, though, we have been through a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad 12 months. It will take some time just to catalogue all the damage 2020 has done, much less begin to heal from it. As a general rule, I’ve always thought the end of the calendar year was an arbitrary and irrational date for marking some sort of generalized turning of the page. This year, however, I’m desperately hoping it proves to be just that: a bright line between what has been and what will be.

Amanda Marcotte: Trump’s coup goes beyond a grift: The president is desperately seeking any path to stay in power

New reporting shows that Trump really still thinks he can steal this election

For weeks now, Donald Trump’s hopes of stealing the 2020 presidential election from the winner, Joe Biden, have been fading. Nonetheless, the dumbest and worst president in American history continued sending out fundraising appeals to his endlessly gullible supporters, giving birth to the theory — to which I, personally, subscribed — that Trump’s coup is little more than another one of his many schemes to defraud people. After all, the Trump campaign spent very little on the actual legal efforts to challenge the election and redirected most of the cash into what is likely going to be used as a slush fund for Trump and his family.

And yet, as Maggie Haberman and Zolan Kanno-Youngs reported in the New York Times on Saturday, Trump is deep in talks with an increasingly unhinged cast of characters, all of whom believe there must be a way to steal the election even though the Electoral College made Biden’s win official last week. The president invited conspiracy theorists like his former lawyer Sidney Powell and former national security advisor Gen. Michael Flynn to the White House on Friday to discuss a potential declaration of martial law as a last-ditch effort to force a second vote in some swing states. That suggestion came from the disgraced Flynn, who has been involved in violently oppressive work on behalf of Turkey’s authoritarian leader, Recep Tayyip Erdogan  [..]

The story isn’t just alarming because Trump is flirting with violence, either. It’s alarming because it’s proof that Trump is continuing to push these idiotic conspiracy theories because he really, truly does think there’s still a way for him to steal this election.

Paul Waldman: Why Republicans demanded that tax break for business lunches

They know that even when they’re comically villainous, Democrats are too disorganized to make them pay a price.

As negotiations over the pandemic relief bill reached their end, Republicans had a demand from which they would not move. No matter what else the package contained, the White House and its Senate allies insisted that it must provide help for one particular struggling and oppressed group: business people who want to write off the entire cost of their meals.

Over 2,000 Americans a day are dying from covid-19, 20 million are out of work, lines at food banks stretch for miles, millions are in danger of losing their homes, and Republicans are worried about whether some Wall Street banker can deduct the entire cost of his three-martini lunch, rather than only 50 percent as current law allows.

According to The Post’s reporting, “Democratic leaders agreed to the provision in exchange for Republicans agreeing to expand tax credits for low income families and the working poor in the final package.”

It’s common for voters to think that politicians do whatever is popular, pandering shamelessly to the whims of the masses. But this is one area where Republicans appear to have an extraordinary commitment to their ideals, even in the face of political risk. Yet the truth is that they are able to work so assiduously to advance the welfare of corporations and the wealthy because they’ve figured out that the risks of doing such unpopular things are far lower than they might be.

Why? It’s a combination of the public’s ignorance and inattentiveness on the one hand, and Democratic fecklessness on the other.

Greg Sargent: Don’t let Mitch McConnell get away with his vile rewriting of history

The story of how we got a deal suggests McConnell will sabotage the recovery next year.

As Congress passed a new $900 billion economic rescue package on Monday night, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) offered a choice bit of spin on how we got to this moment:

“A few days ago, with a new president-elect of their own party, everything changed,” Mr. McConnell said on Monday. “Democrats suddenly came around to our position that we should find consensus, make law where we agree, and get urgent help out the door.”

Getting the story right here is highly consequential. It will shape the arguments that determine the outcome of the Georgia runoffs — and control of the Senate — and should leave little doubt that continued GOP control means McConnell will strive to sabotage the recovery to cripple Joe Biden’s presidency.

This is what McConnell wants to obscure. Because as he has privately admitted, the failure of Congress to deliver a robust aid package to people is putting his Georgia senators Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue at risk.

So McConnell wants voters — especially those in Georgia — to believe Republicans supported generous aid all along, particularly the stimulus checks in the new deal, and that Democrats refused to act, to harm President Trump’s reelection campaign.

But the reality is that Democrats were the ones pushing for stimulus checks and robust aid all along, even though it would have helped Trump’s reelection, and McConnell and Republicans were the main obstacle.

How Can We Indict Thee, Let Us Count The Ways

“America’s Mayor” Rudy Giuliani is in deep trouble with the feds. He has been under investigation since February by the prosecutors of Southern District of New York where he was the US Attorney way back when.  The SDNY attorneys remained quiet during the election, but now the election is finished. Things got hotter last night when news broke that prosecutors are looking to subpoena his e-mail.

Prosecutors for the Southern District of New York have been in communication with Justice Department officials in Washington about gaining access to Giuliani’s emails, the two sources said. The Southern District needs Washington’s approval before its prosecutors can ask a judge to sign a search warrant for materials that may be protected by attorney-client privilege, according to department policy. It is not known whether Washington has been granted that approval.

The scope of the current investigation is unclear, but in October 2019, The Wall Street Journal reported that prosecutors from the Southern District were reviewing Giuliani’s bank records as part of an investigation into his dealings in Ukraine. Two of his former associates, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, were arrested that month on charges of campaign finance fraud and have since been charged with additional crimes related to wire fraud conspiracy. Parnas and Fruman have pleaded not guilty.

In February, The Washington Post reported that prosecutors were contacting witnesses and seeking to collect additional documents as part of their investigation into Giuliani.

Since then, little had been known about the status of the investigation and whether Giuliani was still under scrutiny for his efforts to convince Ukraine to investigate then-candidate Joe Biden over his son Hunter’s business dealings in the country.

The two sources familiar, however, say the investigation into Giuliani is ongoing, with one saying it is “very active.”

Last night when this news broke, MSNBC host Rachel Maddow wondered just what the prosecutors were looking for

It’s hard to narrow it down. There is a veritable cornucopia of possibilities in terms of what exactly Mr. Giuliani may be under investigation for, and which of those many investigations might have been the trigger for trying to get a warrant. I mean take your pick. [..]

It could be all of them.

“It’s really complicated,” said NBC News reporter Julia Ainsley, “because not only is Giuliani an attorney, but he’s the president’s attorney. So when you talk about getting information, getting communications that are protected under attorney-client privilege, you have to go through main Justice and a lot of times they set up a filter team. These are people who have the very tedious task of reviewing communications, deciding what is protected, and then they are the ones who decide what to hand over to prosecutors so the prosecutors don’t see anything that could be protected under attorney-client privilege.”

But much of that evidence would likely be permissible for prosecutors to review, because Giuliani serves many roles for the president.

“He wears many hats, so some of the communications very well could not be protected by attorney-client privilege,” Ainsley said. “But then you have the added layer he’s the president’s attorney, and that could be a reason why some of this investigation was at least, it kind of went quiet for a while. You can’t take overt actions that’s as closely tied to a candidate, and at that time, the president was a candidate, and the lead-up to the elections. That’s why we may have not heard as much about this investigation.”

I’ll bet it’s all of them and the Squatter pardons him before it goes to indictments.

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Trump’s Border Wall: A Four-Year Saga

Trump’s border wall went from “Mexico’s gonna pay” to Mexicans literally stealing pieces of the wall. Here’s a recap of the four-year saga.

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The Breakfast Club (Sound Of Freedom)

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This Day in History

Uprising topples Romania’s Nicolae Ceausescu; Richard Reid tries to light explosives in his shoes on Miami flight; French army officer Alfred Dreyfus convicted of treason; Pop star Madonna marries Guy Ritchie.

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The clash of ideas is the sound of freedom.

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Late Night Today

In the tradition of ek hornbeck, we bring you Saturday Night Live.

Pence Gets the Vaccine Cold Open

Vice President Mike Pence (Beck Bennett) and his wife Karen (Lauren Holt) receive the COVID-19 vaccine live on national television.

Kristen Wiig 2020 Holiday Monologue

Kristen Wiig bids farewell to the year 2020 by listing her favorite things with some help from Maya Rudolph and Kate McKinnon.

Christmas Morning

A family (Kristen Wiig, Beck Bennett, Kyle Mooney, Chloe Fineman) shows off what they received for Christmas this year.

Secret Word Holiday Edition

Mindy Elise Grayson (Kristen Wiig) and a contestant (Kate McKinnon) compete on Secret Word, hosted by Grant Choad (Kenan Thompson).

Home Alone 2

In an alternate ending to Home Alone 2, Kevin McCallister (Melissa Villaseñor) strikes up a friendship with a pigeon lady (Kristen Wiig).

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Winter Solstice 2020: Here Comes the Sun

The shortest day, the longest night, for those of us who reside in the Northern climes Winter Solstice is here. The sun reaches is most Southern destiny and touches for but a moment, the Tropic of Capricorn and immediately reverses her course. That moment occurred early this morning at 5:02 AM ET. Sky watchers this year are in for a treat as Jupiter ans Saturn will travel together across the evening sky appearing to be a single planet in what astronomers call a conjunction. This is the closest they have come since 1623.

The planets regularly appear to pass each other in the solar system, with the positions of Jupiter and Saturn being aligned in the sky about once every 20 years.

What makes this year’s spectacle so rare, then? It’s been nearly 400 years since the planets passed this close to each other in the sky, and nearly 800 years since the alignment of Saturn and Jupiter occurred at night, as it will for 2020, allowing nearly everyone around the world to witness this “great conjunction.”

The closest alignment will appear just a tenth of a degree apart and last for a few days. On the 21st, they will appear so close that a pinkie finger at arm’s length will easily cover both planets in the sky. The planets will be easy to see with the unaided eye by looking toward the southwest just after sunset.

From our vantage point on Earth the huge gas giants will appear very close together, but they will remain hundreds of millions of miles apart in space. And while the conjunction is happening on the same day as the winter solstice, the timing is merely a coincidence, based on the orbits of the planets and the tilt of the Earth.  [..]

For those who would like to see this phenomenon for themselves, here’s what to do:

  • Find a spot with an unobstructed view of the sky, such as a field or park. Jupiter and Saturn are bright, so they can be seen even from most cities.
  • An hour after sunset, look to the southwestern sky. Jupiter will look like a bright star and be easily visible. Saturn will be slightly fainter and will appear slightly above and to the left of Jupiter until December 21, when Jupiter will overtake it and they will reverse positions in the sky.
  • The planets can be seen with the unaided eye, but if you have binoculars or a small telescope, you may be able to see Jupiter’s four large moons orbiting the giant planet.

If the skies are very clear the conjunction may be seen in the southwestern sky shortly after dark on December 21, and it should be visible from roughly 5:00 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. Jupiter and Saturn will be very close together. Anyone will be able to see the pair with unaided eyes. No telescope or binoculars is required, but a magnified view through a Griffith Observatory telescope will be live streamed. You can also observe both planets and their moons through your own telescope. If the sky is too cloudy where you are, you can watch it here from the Mount Wilson Observatory in California starting at 8 PM ET.

 

 

Besides this special celestial event, the Winter Solstice is a special night for those who practice the craft and has a rich history from many cultures. In old Europe, it was known as Yule, from the Norse, Jul, meaning wheel. It is one of the eight holidays, or Sabbats, that are held sacred by Wiccans and Pagans around the world. In Celtic traditions it is the battle between the young Oak King and the Holly King:

the Oak King and the Holly King are seen as dual aspects of the Horned God. Each of these twin aspects rules for half the year, battles for the favor of the Goddess, and then retires to nurse his wounds for the next six months, until it is time for him to reign once more.

Often, these two entities are portrayed in familiar ways – the Holly King frequently appears as a woodsy version of Santa Claus. He dresses in red, wears a sprig of holly in his tangled hair, and is sometimes depicted driving a team of eight stags. The Oak King is portrayed as a fertility god, and occasionally appears as the Green Man or other lord of the forest.

The re-enactment of the battle is popular in some Wiccan rituals.

As we prepare for the longest night, we decorate our homes with red, green and white, holly, ivy, evergreen and pine cones. We honor the solar year with light. We place candles in the windows facing the North, South, East and West to ward off the darkness and celebrate the return of the sun/ With the setting sun, fires are lit in hearths and fire pits and kept burning to keep us warm until Sol returns at dawn.

There is food a plenty, roasts and stews and winter vegetables and sweets, chocolate and peppermint candy, apples and oranges and sweet breads. All these reminding us of the last harvest, the gifts of Gaia, Mother Earth and the hunts by Hern of the Wild Hunt. Of course there will be honeyed and spiced wine and hearty, dark beers, some made by friends who will join the festivities.

What ever your beliefs, or none, may the traditions and celebrations bring you peace and joy. Blessed Be. The Wheel Turns.
 


 

 

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