Tag Archive: tdstcr 2012 Convention

Sep 08 2012

Herman Cain: Singer

As aired-

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

It was obvious that he was a man who marched through life to the rhythms of some drum I would never hear.

Sep 07 2012

Lesser Evilism

Sep 07 2012

Musical Chairs

Mitt who?

Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusion of near-infinite possibility to erase the narrow confines of most men’s reality. Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of ‘the rat race’ is not yet final.

Sep 06 2012

You’re Fired!

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.

Sep 06 2012

Tokens

Angry Drunk Guy

Outreach

Minority Appeal

Sometimes at dusk, when you were trying to relax and not think of the general stagnation, the Garbage God would gather a handful of those choked-off morning hopes and dangle them somewhere just out of reach; they would hang in the breeze and make a sound like delicate glass bells, reminding you of something you never quite got hold of, and never would.

Sep 05 2012

The Great Latino Hope

Marco Rubio As Aired

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.

Sep 05 2012

We Built Your Uterus

What do you mean I can’t lie to get sex?  Then I wouldn’t get any sex!

All your uteri are belong to us.

They hate us, they really hate us.

How many times had he stood calmly back there on the duckboards and listened to respectable-looking people talk about raping the hotel penguins?

Sep 05 2012

Honesty

Jon

Stephen

In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

Sep 04 2012

Michael Steele

As Aired

Part 1

Part 2

In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely.

Sep 03 2012

John Huntsman in Mandarin

Part 1

Part 2

We’ve come to a point where every four years this national fever rises up & this hunger for the Saviour, the White Knight, the Man on Horseback & and whoever wins becomes so immensely powerful, like Nixon is now, that when you vote for President today you’re talking about giving a man dictatorial power for four years. I think it might be better to have the President sort of like the King of England & or the Queen & and have the real business of the presidency conducted by… a City Manager-type, a Prime Minister, somebody who’s directly answerable to Congress, rather than a person who moves all his friends into the White House and does whatever he wants for four years. The whole framework of the presidency is getting out of hand. It’s come to the point where you almost can’t run unless you can cause people to salivate and whip each other with big sticks. You almost have to be a rock star to get the kind of fever you need to survive in American politics.

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