Tag: Rant of the Week

Rant of the Week: Stephen Colbert

Colbert Super PAC – Stephen’s South Carolina Referendum

South Carolina’s Supreme Court rules that non-binding, advisory questions like that of corporate personhood cannot be placed on a presidential primary ballot.

Colbert Super PAC – Stephen’s South Carolina Referendum – Dick Harpootlian

South Carolina Democratic Party chairman Dick Harpootlian helps Stephen fight to restore his corporate personhood referendum to the Republican primary ballot.

Colbert Pushes ‘Corporations Are People’ Referendum

by Charles McGrath

Because of what he calls his “deep and abiding interest in the matter of corporate rights,” Mr. Colbert approached the South Carolina Democrats, and on Tuesday the party chairman, Richard Harpootlian, filed a petition asking for a re-hearing.

“Trust me, this was a measure of last resort,” Mr. Colbert said in a statement. “I’ve always thought Democrats had only one skill: simultaneously being atheists and holier-than-thou. But apparently they also have legal standing in this case.”

Rant of the Week: Jon Stewart

How The F#@ck Is It That Martha Stewart Went To Jail?

America’s Next TARP Model

A Bloomberg report reveals that the U.S. government loaned banks $7.7 trillion in secret bailout funds at no interest and then borrowed the money back at interest.

Rant of the Week: George Carlin

George Carlin, still relevant after all these years, gives his rant on Advertising and Bullshit

h/t Yves Smith at naked capitalism

Warning: video contains strong language

Rant of the Week: Keith Olbermann

Keith’s Special Comment: Why Occupy Wall Street needs Michael Bloomberg

In a Special Comment, Keith contextualizes Mayor Bloomberg’s actions against Occupy Wall Street at Zuccotti Park and how they have – unintentionally – vaulted the movement from a local nuisance to a global platform for the disenfranchised.

Rant of the Week: Jon Stewart

Penn State Riots

“Both scenarios involved stopping it and calling the police.”

The firing of football coach Joe Paterno following news of assistant coach Jerry Sandusky’s alleged sexual abuse outrages Penn State students.

Rant of the Week: Stephen Colbert

Muffingate

The Department of Justice releases a full-color, 151-page cost report proving no government money was wasted on muffins.

Rant of the Week: Stephen Colbert

War on Halloween – Costume Swapping & Jesus Ween

Planet huggers turn America’s Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy.

Rant of the Week: Stephen Colbert

Bill O’Reilly’s “Pinheads & Patriots”

Bill O’Reilly supports America’s troops by sending them what they need most on the battlefield: his book.

Rant of the Week: Keith Olbermann

“Our Broken System” Special Comment Replay

Rant of the Week

Bears in Rehab, Bear Terminators & Sanctimonious Enviro-Bears

Ukranian bears quit vodka cold turkey, a terminator bear hunts Stephen, and a California black bear steals a Prius.

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