Tag: Stephen Colbert

Rant of the Week: George Carlin

Now for a little irreligious relevance. I’m here for the chocolate and Peeps.

Between you and me, in any decent universe, this guy would have been out on his all powerful ass a long time ago. By the way, I say “guy” because I firmly believe. looking at these results, that if there is a god it has to be a man, no woman could, or would, ever fuck things up this bad. ~ George Carlin

Religion Is Bullshit

Rant of the Week: Stephen Colbert

Iranian Irony Threat

As war tensions escalate between the U.S. and Iran, Stephen fears a covert hipster plot.

Rant of the Week: Stephen Colbert

The Word – Change We Can Believe In

Barack Obama’s plan to eliminate the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy pits rich against poor, but luckily, the poor aren’t buying it.

Rant of the Week: Stephen Colbert: Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

Rant of the Week: Stephen Colbert

Paying for Protest: Let Them Buy Cake

These people may have the right to free speech but only money talks.

Rant of the Week: Stephen Colbert

Colbert Super PAC – Stephen’s South Carolina Referendum

South Carolina’s Supreme Court rules that non-binding, advisory questions like that of corporate personhood cannot be placed on a presidential primary ballot.

Colbert Super PAC – Stephen’s South Carolina Referendum – Dick Harpootlian

South Carolina Democratic Party chairman Dick Harpootlian helps Stephen fight to restore his corporate personhood referendum to the Republican primary ballot.

Colbert Pushes ‘Corporations Are People’ Referendum

by Charles McGrath

Because of what he calls his “deep and abiding interest in the matter of corporate rights,” Mr. Colbert approached the South Carolina Democrats, and on Tuesday the party chairman, Richard Harpootlian, filed a petition asking for a re-hearing.

“Trust me, this was a measure of last resort,” Mr. Colbert said in a statement. “I’ve always thought Democrats had only one skill: simultaneously being atheists and holier-than-thou. But apparently they also have legal standing in this case.”

Rant of the Week: George Carlin

George Carlin, still relevant after all these years, gives his rant on Advertising and Bullshit

h/t Yves Smith at naked capitalism

Warning: video contains strong language

Rant of the Week: Stephen Colbert

Muffingate

The Department of Justice releases a full-color, 151-page cost report proving no government money was wasted on muffins.

Rant of the Week: Stephen Colbert

War on Halloween – Costume Swapping & Jesus Ween

Planet huggers turn America’s Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy.

Rant of the Week: Stephen Colbert

Bill O’Reilly’s “Pinheads & Patriots”

Bill O’Reilly supports America’s troops by sending them what they need most on the battlefield: his book.

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