The New Guy Exclusive A Constituency Of One Trevor’s guests this week- Monday 11/30: Spike Lee Tuesday 12/1: Chris Brown Wednesday 12/2: Lupita Nyong’o Thusday 12/3: Idris Elba Spike will be on to talk about Chi-Raq, just as he will on Wednesday with Larry. Mr. Continuity Technically it’s still Long Island This weekly’s guests- Monday …
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Nov 25 2015
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Thanksgiving Eve)
Stephen’s guests tonight- Wednesday 11/25: Gloria Estefan, Eric Greitens, Jake Wood, and Daniel Boulud And that’s it for the next 7 days (this week and next) besides repeats. Fortunately (or not) The New Guy has a full boat. Monday 11/30: Spike Lee Tuesday 12/1: Chris Brown Wednesday 12/2: Lupita Nyong’o Thusday 12/3: Idris Elba Mr. …
Nov 24 2015
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Chef Tony’s Tips)
I’ve got my turkey in the garage in a hefty bag full of anti-freeze. Does that work as a method to thaw? I’ve got a nephew who wants me to make tofurkey this year. What’s the best way to let him know he’s no longer welcome in my house? I like to serve my turkey …
Nov 23 2015
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Adriaaan!)
Sylvester Stallone is notorious for how bad he is and most of it is deserved (Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot). Not so much for the Rocky thing which, while it quickly degenerated into a tired cash cow of meaningless sequels, had at it’s heart a story of personal perseverance in the face of inevitable …
Nov 19 2015
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Exclusive!)
The New Guy Ted Koppel– Zombie Apocalypse Prepper Ted Koppel– Not Quite so Cray Mabel Pines- Attack of the Yoga Pants Our guest tonight is David Rees. Apparently next week is re-runs. I hope (unlike Jon) Trevor uses the time to polish his material. The New Continuity Spatial Reasoning Tonightly- Mike Yard’s Hockey Revenge! Panelists …
Nov 18 2015
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Nutmeggers)
You know why they call us that? Because we’ll gladly take a piece of wood and sell it to you as nutmeg. Happy Thanksgiving suckers! The New Guy Timbaland Extended Exclusive! The Rose of Alabamy A very good phone ruined by rubbish battery life, and did I mention Siri is always on sucking the juice …
Nov 16 2015
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Paris)
It is recounted that Zeus held a banquet in celebration of the marriage of Peleus and Thetis (parents of Achilles). However, Eris, goddess of discord was not invited, for it was believed she would have made the party unpleasant for everyone. Angered by this snub, Eris arrived at the celebration with a golden apple from …
Nov 12 2015
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Reality TV)
This is the driest thing I know. … “William the Conqueror, whose cause was favoured by the pope, was soon submitted to by the English, who wanted leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for him; and even Stigand, the …
Nov 10 2015
The Daily Late Nightly Show (Voir Dire)
Among other things I did on my “vacation”, I sat for Jury Duty. The case involved someone claiming damages for pain and suffering after being struck by a car while riding a bike. Well ok so far, let’s stick it to that mega-insurance company (not Liberty Mutual, no, not at all). Unfortunately there was no …
Nov 09 2015
The Daily Late Nightly Show (The Saga Continues)
When we last left our hero (that would be me), he was struggling to contend with an overwhelming list of Site migrations and Family and Business obligations which kept him on the road. As we resume our story, after an amazing escape too incredible to commit to photons, only tattered remnants of a once mighty …
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