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Crisis Actors

Remember- only the most scurrilous rumors. Alex Jones is not safe for work. Not Tucker too! I’ll get the police. Police. Officer, I’d like to report four bodies in my backyard. Wait right there Mr. Bennell. How do you know my name? Hang up, Matthew. I didn’t tell you my name. Hang up! I didn’t …

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Wag The Dog

We seem to have gone with Option 1, Limited Punitive Strikes. Such action is meant to impose a modest cost on Mr. Assad or to send a message that future chemical weapons use will not be tolerated. At the same time, it is meant to avoid any risk of changing the course of the war, …

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Wow! Marcy “Big Time” Wheeler!

Better known to us as the hard working, hyper-intelligent, humble, and funny emptywheel, she’s been banned from most networks for her propensity for uh… earthy ejaculations of the type that sends prissy puritans to their fainting couches (“But what about the children!”) that will surprise no one with the vocabulary of a mildly advanced toddler …

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Alexander Butterfield

Alexander Butterfield was a student at UCLA where he was a friend of H. R. Haldeman and John Ehrlichman. He joined the Air Force in 1948 and was a gunnery instructor before transferring to the 86th Fighter Wing out of Germany where he became a member of their aerobatics team. He was an operations officer …

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The Interview That’s Never Going To Happen?

I’m sorry. It’s just stupid that anyone in D.C. believes that. Robert Mueller has the power to compel Donald Trump to appear in front of any of his three, count ’em, three Grand Juries. This is settled law having been decided in Jones v. Clinton by a unanimous ruling of the United States Supreme Court. …

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Tom Hagen vs. Carlo Rizzi

Like many small time petty crooks, Carlo didn’t like to work and wasn’t good at holding a job. Not only was he lazy, he wasn’t smart. He made mistakes as a bookie and his co-workers had to keep an eye on him. He was the guy who married Connie Corleone and abused her, using one …

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News Funnel!

Look folks, there has just been too much news this week to keep up with our Late Night friends’ humorous commentary and if you’re like me you could use a giggle or two. Monday Third Month Mania: Bracket of Bullshit Tuesday Panda Yesterday Ryan I’ve highlighted my three favorite, “Third Month Mania: Bracket of Bullshit”, …

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No Way Out

  The Video may seem a little off topic but that’s because Trump was completely off topic, raving about how unfair it was that his Button Man who happens to be a member of the Bar (but probably not for long) Michael Cohen got served with a Search Warrant, at least 3 of them as …

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Donald Trump- Slumlord

Oh, and anti-Semite but you knew that already. You couldn’t pay me enough to live in one of Trump’s sleazy death traps (well, actually you could because I’m a terrible sell-out as you can see by my constant pleas for monetary support and the abundant and aggressive advertising on the site) but for some people …

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Jelly On The Belly

You know, when I look back on it I’ve had a remarkable number of medical procedures, though I suppose that’s only if you don’t consider my advanced age (120+), none of which included looking up my penis. As far as I know, I’ve been unconscious for a lot of them and nothing inspires confidence in …

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