Of course I stole it. I believe in Capitalism! And ‘Free Markets’!
Are you ready? Here it is-
Watch CNBC like a hawk and whenever they mention a stock, short it.
Feb 25 2013
Of course I stole it. I believe in Capitalism! And ‘Free Markets’!
Are you ready? Here it is-
Watch CNBC like a hawk and whenever they mention a stock, short it.
Feb 22 2013
But it’s all good because we should just trust the President.
This Administration has not carried out drone strikes inside the United States and has no intention of doing so.
Obama officials refuse to say if assassination power extends to US soil
Glenn Greenwald, The Guardian
Friday 22 February 2013 09.46 EST
The crux of this issue goes to the heart of almost every civil liberties assault under the War on Terror since it began. Once you accept that the US is fighting a “war” against The Terrorists, and that the “battlefield” in this “war” has no geographical limitations, then you are necessarily vesting the president with unlimited powers. You’re making him the functional equivalent of a monarch. That’s because it is almost impossible to impose meaningful limitations on a president’s war powers on a “battlefield”.
If you posit that the entire world is a “battlefield”, then you’re authorizing him to do anywhere in the world what he can do on a battlefield: kill, imprison, eavesdrop, detain – all without limits or oversight or accountability. That’s why “the-world-is-a-battlefield” theory was so radical and alarming (not to mention controversial) when David Addington, John Yoo and friends propagated it, and it’s no less menacing now that it’s become Democratic Party dogma as well.
Once you accept the premises of that DOJ white paper, there is no cogent limiting legal principle that would confine Obama’s assassination powers to foreign soil. If “the whole world is a battlefield”, then that necessarily includes US soil. The idea that assassinations will be used only where capture is “infeasible” is a political choice, not a legal principle. If the president has the power to kill anyone he claims is an “enemy combatant” in this “war”, including a US citizen, then there is no way to limit this power to situations where capture is infeasible.
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Out of the good grace of his heart, or due to political expedience, Obama may decide to exercise this power only where he claims capture is infeasible, but there is no coherent legal reason that this power would be confined that way. The “global war” paradigm that has been normalized under two successive administrations all but compels that, as a legal matter, this power extend everywhere and to everyone. The only possible limitations are international law and the “due process” clause of the Constitution – and, in my view, that clearly bars presidential executions of US citizens no matter where they are as well as foreign nationals on US soil. But otherwise, once you accept the “global-battlefield” framework, then the scope of this presidential assassination power is limitless (this is to say nothing of how vague the standards in the DOJ “white paper” are when it comes to things like “imminence” and “feasibility of capture”, as the New Yorker’s Amy Davidson pointed out this week when suggesting that the DOJ white paper may authorize a president to kill US journalists who are preparing to write about leaks of national security secrets).
A Bad Idea Gets Worse
By Charles P. Pierce, Esquire
Feb 21, 2013 at 12:30AM
Of all the various Washington mystery cults, the one at that end of Pennsylvania Avenue is the most impenetrable. This is why the argument many liberals are making — that the drone program is acceptable both morally and as a matter of practical politics because of the faith you have in the guy who happens to be presiding over it at the moment — is criminally naive, intellectually empty, and as false as blue money to the future. The powers we have allowed to leach away from their constitutional points of origin into that office have created in the presidency a foul strain of outlawry that (worse) is now seen as the proper order of things. If that is the case, and I believe it is, then the very nature of the presidency of the United States at its core has become the vehicle for permanently unlawful behavior. Every four years, we elect a new criminal because that’s become the precise job description.
What a Targeted Killing in the US Would Look Like
By: emptywheel
Tuesday February 19, 2013 1:03 pm
The arrest was staged at a warehouse controlled by the FBI, outfitted with 5 closed circuit video cameras that gave the FBI full visibility into anyone entering and leaving the warehouse, as well as pallets loaded with sandbags to provide cover. Altogether 66 FBI Agents participated in the arrest, with 29 Agents, including a K-9 team and snipers, inside the warehouse itself, along with helicopter cover, another K-9 team, and a control room nearby. Members of the FBI’s Hostage Rescue and SWAT teams participated, with Agents flying in from Columbia, South Carolina and DC via a previous operation in Los Angeles. The team had practiced the arrest scenario up to 10 times before the actual arrest.
The arrest started when the FBI detonated 3 pre-positioned diversionary explosives in the room in which the leader, 4 accomplices, two undercover officers and an informant had been moving boxes (the FBI insiders had already left the scene). That allowed the FBI team, wearing bullet proof gear and helmets, to move into place.
On orders, “FBI, show me your hands, on the ground!” the leader’s four accomplices put their hands up and got down on the ground (for a variety of reasons, the FBI doesn’t have recordings of the audio of the event). The leader hesitated, but then got face down on the ground, though the FBI claims his hands were not visible.
At that point, 62 seconds after the diversionary explosions, the K-9 handler, who had been briefed that the leader was the main target of the investigation, released the dog and gave the “bite” command, the first time he had ever done so in the year he had been a K-9 handler; the dog lunged at the leader’s arm or face. The FBI claims the leader raised a gun and shot the dog three times. One accomplice disagrees, describing that the leader had both hands on the dog, trying to keep him away from his face. Two FBI Agents who admitted shooting their rifles also had Glocks, though of a different caliber than the one allegedly used by the leader. There was no gunpowder residue found on the leader and no fingerprints found on the Glock.
In the next 4 seconds, 4 different FBI officers shot the leader with their Colt M4 rifles (3 were from the Hostage Rescue Team that had flown in for this arrest), set on semiautomatic. He was hit a total of 21 times. He died within a minute.
This was the culmination of a 3-year counterterrorism investigation into Imam Luqman Abdullah, a black Muslim who led a mosque in Detroit.
Warning: Several minutes into this video (included at the link), graphic images of a corpse appear. Also, the government may start tracking your online viewing if you view this YouTube, as someone started following my mostly defunct YouTube account after I watched it.
Feb 22 2013
I’ve cleaned the links up a little and added some emphasis.- ek
Yes, Katrina, Wall Street Won Again, and Progressives Need to Face Up to That
Dave Dayen, Naked Capitalism
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Katrina vanden Heuvel, editor and publisher of The Nation, got very upset at my characterization of the task force (Residential Mortgage Backed Securities Working Group), and scolded me for taking a “victory lap.”
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Vanden Heuvel closes by linking to reporting from The Nation that’s five months old and actually says nothing about targets of the task force, as she claims. My favorite statement of hers about the potential value of the task force is when she says it has a significant “pending congressional appropriation.” A pending appropriation! Because everyone knows that in an age of sequestration, where every federal line item is due for a 6% haircut in a couple weeks, this is the perfect time for new congressional appropriations to take root! Just ask the House Republicans!
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I’m sure the Administration trembles at the pressuring from the groups that sent out glowing press releases a year ago about the “real leadership” shown by the President in announcing a task force that, by this own admission, carried no guarantee of resources or prioritization.Look, nobody likes having to admit they’ve been duped. But I reject the assertion that there are only two courses of action here, that “we can either fight to see that this investigation is real or we can take our ball and go home.” That fight over the investigation is doomed. What would be useful is to examine the role of these DC progressive groups, who continue to build coalitions aimed at “pressuring” the White House and who continue to fail in spectacular fashion.
Well-meaning people all over this country concerned about any number of issues hand over their hard-earned money to these groups, and they aim to speak broadly for liberal values. The accountability doesn’t stop on Wall Street. It needs to be shared by the DC progressive community. I’ve gotten enough correspondence in the wake of my Salon piece to know that the majority of them now believe they were fooled, vanden Heuvel’s bravado notwithstanding. It would be incredibly worthwhile to exercise some self-examination at this point, to question the entire value of building these ad hoc organizations at the edges of the halls of power, and then working through polite channels and gentle nudges to get as much progress as possible, as long as it doesn’t disrupt being able to sit in on meetings with senior Administration officials and the like.
We talk a lot about broken models. The DC progressive model is broken. It does nothing but facilitate the injustices readily evident in this case. A good use of time at the next board meeting would consist of a moment of self-examination, and maybe entertaining a motion for dissolution. Those of us demanding justice and accountability will always have to fight for it, and maybe next time we could use some colleagues with more than a squirt gun.
Feb 19 2013
BP to fight government’s ‘excessive’ demands over Deepwater oil spill
Suzanne Goldenberg, The Guardian
19 February 2013 13.17 EST
The trial is the last major hurdle to BP’s efforts to move beyond the fatal blowout of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig, which killed 11 people and resulted in the biggest oil spill in US history.
BP has already accepted criminal responsibility for the disaster, pleading guilty last November to manslaughter and lying to Congress and paying $4.5bn in fines. It reached a separate $7.8bn settlement earlier last year with thousands of local individuals that suffered economic damages because of the oil disaster.
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The Justice Department has said it would set out to prove that BP was “grossly negligent” in its response to the spill – a designation that would increase the burden of fines on the oil company to $4,300 a barrel.
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Federal government scientists have estimated that 4.9m barrels of oil were released before the well was finally capped. BP, in its statement on Tuesday, repeated its argument that estimate was too high – going so far as to accuse the federal government of exaggerating its findings.
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BP has consistently argued that the government’s estimate is off by about 20% – and said that at most it should be liable for 3.1m barrels of spilled oil.The company also demanded the federal government subtract about 810,000 barrels of oil siphoned off directly from the well, without entering Gulf waters. That would shave another $3.4bn off the maximum $21bn penalty.
Feb 19 2013
Guantánamo trials plunged into deeper discord as confidence in court wanes
Chris McGreal, The Guardian
Sunday 17 February 2013 11.46 EST
In recent days, the commander of the Guantánamo prison, Colonel John Bogdan, was forced to admit on the witness stand that secret listening devices disguised as smoke detectors were installed in the cell where lawyers met their clients, and that he knew nothing about them.
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“I said, Mr Guard, is that a listening device, and he said, ‘Of course not’,” she said. “Well, guess what, judge? It’s a listening device”
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The prison’s lawyer, Captain Thomas Welsh, told the court he discovered the room was fitted with hidden microphones early last year and reported it to the then warden, Colonel Donnie Thomas, to seek assurances that meetings between the accused and their lawyers were not being spied on.Bogdan said he was not informed when he took over. He told the court that the FBI was in control of the room until 2008 and that he has since discovered that the bugs were accidentally disconnected in October during renovations but then secretly reconnected by an unnamed intelligence service two months later, suggesting they were still in use.
Bogdan denied that the microphones were eavesdropping on lawyers. “We understood that any listening to an attorney-client meeting is prohibited,” he said.
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That followed a strange incident at a hearing last month when the audio feed from the courtroom to the public and reporters was suddenly cut when a defence lawyer made a reference to torture in an unclassified motion arguing that CIA “black sites” in Poland, Afghanistan and Romania, used to interrogate and torture abducted suspects, be preserved.The judge, Colonel James Pohl, was caught unawares and demanded to know who had cut the feed. It transpired that an unnamed intelligence agency was monitoring proceedings from an unspecified location and decided to censor the hearing, a privilege Pohl said was reserved exclusively for him.
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Defence lawyers also accused the prison authorities of using cell searches to seize confidential legal documents. Attorneys for three of the accused – Mohammed, Bin Atash and Ramzi Binalshibh – said that the men returned to their cells on Tuesday to discover that the bins they use to store documents had been searched and confidential papers removed.
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The prison lawyer, Lieutenant Commander George Massucco, confirmed that the documents had been removed and said they would be returned shortly.
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Eviatar said the military tribunal’s track record is already damaged by the use of torture and CIA black sites in interrogations, and the original Bush plans for the conduct of the trials which were struck down by the supreme court as unconstitutional.“I think what’s happening really seriously undermines the credibility of the process,” she said. “These are new courts to begin with. The first version of these courts was struck down by the US supreme court so you’re already starting with a lot of scepticism. And this current version hasn’t been tested in the US supreme court yet. But there’s so many problems every step of the way that it’s going to be very hard for anyone to look back and say this was a fair trial.“
Yah think?
Feb 18 2013
So I happen to have a very old, very fast car that I rarely use. It’s unreliable and can leave you inconveniently stranded at your destination, unable to return home. It’s hard to drive because of the performance suspension and to get in and out of because of the configuration (it’s nickname is ‘The Flying Penis’). While the mileage doesn’t suck it’s nothing to brag about and there is no cargo space at all.
On the other hand it still goes like stink and provided you’ve assured yourself a suitable stretch of road is enforcement free it’s a blast at high speeds.
These are not uncommon traits in a vehicle like this, mine is in fact relatively civilized.
What’s surprising about a piece like John Broder’s is that someone who should know better about the inherent unruliness of this type of automobile complains with particular pettiness and spite about the Tesla Model S.
Now I happen to think the computer logs prove Broder a pants on fire prevaricating liar and his apologists credulous fools grasping at straws (to say nothing of his own feeble attempts to avoid Judith Millerdom), but this is not the first time.
So what motivates this vitriol against electric cars?
Well, range is a problem. Until I read up on this I had no idea it was so limited- around 40 miles for the Volt in pure electric mode, 73 for the Leaf. Perfectly fine for errands, not so much for trips.
But I think that more fundamentally it’s God, Guns, and Gays.
Gasoline is a dinosaur in more ways than one. Either it disappears or we do. Turn Left Racing is the most popular spectator sport in the U.S. (Throwball has better TV ratings). It feeds the populist fantasy that with a little more practice or firepower you too can be a hero for people so down and out their solace is the fact that at least they’re not a ____ and there will be pie in the sky by and by, by and by, on the big rock candy mountain. Were your life that miserable and you a little less cynical you’d cling to it too.
But it’s all an illusion, magical thinking and distractions. The big stories today are Danica Patrick’s love life and Daytona Pole.
More measured accounts-
Feb 17 2013
Can you handle the truth? How about a good story?
If you are a regular reader you may know that I was State Co-ordinator of my meatspace club. You may not know I was engaged.
Yes I know, hard to believe anyone can stand ek for 5 minutes in a row, let alone want to spend the rest of their life with me. But it was true. She loved me. A lot.
When we met I told her I was a practicing politician on the make, and what I wanted more than anything was to be King. And then I was.
The National club was having a little get together in Vegas and as Incoming King I had to get there a day early for my special super secret training. There was training for spouses too, not that we would have traveled separately anyway.
Part of being ek is procrastinating to the very last second, and then packing everything- kitchen sink included. By the time we reached the airport for our evening red eye I had already been up for 24 hours. It was a great disappointment to me that all the restaurants, bars, and gift shops were closed. And our flight was delayed so I was really looking forward to my bag of peanuts on the plane.
Three cramped hours later in Vegas it is still midnight, my love was dragging and so was I, but-
When you’re on the make, you make things happen. My political handlers were there to greet me in the lobby. They had super, super secret training which I found out basically consisted of adjourning early and heading for the bar to trade lies. They wanted me to circulate and make contacts.
Well, you have to make your marks.
I checked in, took my sweetie to our room and said goodnight. Not the best goodnight I’ve ever given, but I was still a little cranky. When I got all respectable again, I went back down to meet and greet.
Just as I was calling the whole thing a stupid waste of time, the delegation from my largest local rolls in. I had to be nice to them, and they had to be nice to me. Even so I was genuinely flattered that they invited me out to $1.99 breakfast with them. It was Vegas, it was a good breakfast.
The sun comes up early on my birthday and I had all that super secret training to get through (mostly meeting the club’s corporate sponsors) so I went back to my room and got respectable yet again, woke up my honey and we went off to get trained.
I’ve already told you the valuable information I got. My fiance got 4 hours of “you will never see him again” and totally embarrassed me (or so people say) by not sucking it up stoically but wailing “I love him so much”. And she did, even when we broke up.
We had an awkward lunch together that consisted mostly of salad. Two more hours of propaganda and we were free.
Well kind of. In one of those coincidences that happens only in real life, her brother from California was also in Vegas, finishing up a business meeting. We had about an hour of overlap before he had to jet out.
Wait, it gets better. When we got back to the room there was a cake from room service. Emily, my mom, didn’t forget my birthday (even though I was born in the age of epidurals) and had sent me the most expensive cake she never got to eat. It was good, chocolate with chocolate icing and raspberry filling and some fresh raspberries on top.
Did I say I was wicked? No rest for. The one thing my sweetheart wanted to see in Vegas was the Hard Rock Hotel. Now. My problem was the incoming chief of the whole shebang was holding a party at 6 pm. Attendance mandatory.
Incoming chief? It was a contested race, the other guy could have won. Who says this isn’t about politics?
Sure honey, we have an hour. Let’s go.
Got my Hard Rock pin to go in my collection, got my complimentary shot glass. Put a whole buck of slots on my Hard Rock card which still sits in my wallet to remind me of my misspent youth. Let’s go.
She was not happy, being hustled around. I was not happy to do it, but you make your marks. The chosen one had rented the Grand Ballroom at the top of the Hotel and we arrived breathless and cranky at 5:59. The line was not long and at 6:05 the other couple left.
At 6:06 the doors opened on this ballroom that occupied the entire floor. The view was spectacular, all up and down the Strip. There were 2 Champagne Fountains and 2 Chocolate Dippers. There were buffet tables and carving stations. THERE WAS AN OPEN BAR! Four of them, it’s a fun club.
So basically there were 20 people there. And me. And my sweetheart. All sweaty and flushed and tired, our credentials flopping around our necks.
Remember the scene in the Wizard of Oz where Dorothy and company go down the hall? It was kind of like that, only bigger and longer. At the end of (no kidding) about a quarter of a mile was the DJ. We wandered up and said hi and he said- “So is there anything you want to hear?” I let her pick the song. It was slow and sappy and we grabbed each other and spun around, alone on acres of dance floor, on top of the world.
After a while some other people showed up so we could ditch, can’t leave a party before it’s started- that would be rude. We went back to our room and said goodnight again. I was much better this time, and after an hour or 2 I got respectable, this time in my tux (I own one, cheaper than real clothes) so I could go back to the party and kiss the ring.
It’s all about kissing the ring.
This was a totally different scene. Though the opposition candidate would come as close as anyone in the previous 10 years to defeating the chosen one, he had totally moved his lame ass party to one corner of the ballroom at the invitation of the magnanimous eventual victor and everyone was doing group shots to ease the sting of their inevitable defeat. The rest of the place was crowded with people looking for free booze and food (did I mention it’s a fun club?).
I kissed both rings. It was easy, they were both standing together, the one who would be King and the one who would get a paid staff position as his consolation prize. No more phoney they than my wishing them both good luck even though I had my marching orders. And when the time came to convince my delegation to vote for the chosen one, my eloquence changed 60/40 challenger to 80/20 chosen, invoking our block vote rule and sparing us any loss of face as a state.
I was grabbed by a fellow classmate, a state King on the make for the top and dragooned into a conga line of Incoming Kings that he led from bar to bar in the ballroom, bullying his way to the front of the line and buying us all free drinks.
But enough of that is certainly enough and besides I had work to do. One of the things they teach you in super secret training is to cultivate your base. In this case that meant post cards to every local officer who was not able to attend. I stopped at the gift shop in the lobby and picked up the post cards (an assortment, can’t have people comparing notes) and a bottle of Champagne (how do you avoid a hangover for 7 days? Stay drunk for 6). You can’t wait to do this because they have to arrive before you return.
When I went in the room my sweetheart woke up, saw the Champagne and said, “Oh, is that for us?” Sure darling. I opened it, poured us both a glass. She took one sip, we kissed, and then she mumbled, “G’night” and rolled away.
So my plan worked perfectly. About 4 am I was out of cards and out of Champagne so I headed to the lobby again, mostly hoping I could hook up with my breakfast buddies from the day before. And I did.
Nothing like a good breakfast to energize you. All the basic food groups, grease and salt and sugar and caffeine, and a mutual game of ring kissing with new friends was a great way to pass the time. Soon I had to let them pick up my tab and move on. I went back to my room, showered, changed, wrote my honey a note (because I was in training all day and she was done and had no agenda), and gently shook her awake. We had a nice chat and then it was time for me to go.
Gotta make your marks.
Now I know what you’re saying- ek you’ve been up for 72 hours. You should be dead. Not true, I had a whole 2 hours of sleep on the plane. And I had meetings, close your eyes, pretend to pay attention, and you can snooze 15 minutes out of every 20. In great need of chemical stimulation, at the break I bummed my very last cigarette so far- a Merit Light King.
At 3 pm the torture was over and I didn’t have a mark to make until 6. I went back to my room, hooked up with my sweetie (she had rolled out around 10 and spent a few hours shopping and having lunch with friends), and loosened my tie and napped. She got many, many ‘candid’ snapshots.
And at 6 we loaded up on the bus for ‘Old Las Vegas’ where there was a big street party. Thank goodness for busses, I was able to get a half hour head start on my nap on the way home.
When I woke up at 4 am I was hungry. My fiance was immovable. I wrote her a note and snuck off to have breakfast.
So that was Las Vegas for a micro-politician on the make.
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It went on for a week like that, we actually spent a fair amount of time together after the initial 3 days, shows, restaurants, endless meetings at the Convention Center.
I pause here to pass along a great lesson she gave me. The most important I took away from Las Vegas.
The food at the Convention Center was terrible. The first day we got 2 Plastic Pizzas for lunch. They were about the size of hockey pucks and tasted about the same too. The second day the Outgoing King gave me a wink and a nod and we joined the Kool Kidz across the street for a lunch that was at least edible.
Afterwards at the light she held my arm and while everyone else went ahead we missed it. When she turned to me she was as angry as I’ve ever seen her and she said- “Don’t you ever do that again!”
What?
“How do you think those people feel?”, and she pointed at the Convention Center.
She was absolutely right.
You can be King or you can lead.
Lead- be the first and have people follow you.
If you want to be a leader, you have to lead. You have to be the first. The first person to pick up a sack and clean up the garbage. The first person to volunteer to make the phone calls. The first person to have a hot dog and quip- “What, no Rat? Only Glue?”
We never crossed the street again, making polite excuses and throwing away styrofoam boxes filled with styrofoam at the same table as everyone else. As time progressed there were more and more ‘Puffs’ and less Paris Gellers, but we stayed to the bitter end.
Thank you darling, I will never forget.
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Some of you may be curious about our break up at this point, but it’s really very simple. I was a Captain, but she was not the Enterprise and that was what she desperately wanted. She loved me with a single minded focus I did not share. She was unhappy when I spoke with another woman, or another man, or spent any time away from her. For my part I couldn’t live up to her expectations- I am after all shallow and one dimensional, I’ve never pushed a noun against a verb except to blow something up.
Since then I’ve never been with anyone else, not that I’ve worried about it- my ego is self sustaining. I understand she is marrying her 2nd grade crush this summer. Good for her. I hope he makes her happy, she deserves it.
I will always remember dancing alone with her in a ballroom in the sky over Vegas.
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