Oct 31 2010

Prime Time

All right people, we got 10 minutes ’till game time, let’s all gather ’round. I’m not much for giving inspirational addresses, but I’d just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we’d save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I’m for wasting sportswriters’ time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give ’em all a nice big shitburger to eat.

So you’re down 2 nothing in the World Series and you’re going home to get healthy.  There’s really nothing wrong with that, though you’ll want to win tonight because otherwise you’ll be up against it, one game away from elimination and all.

Therefore the Rangers play with some urgency while there’s very little pressure on the Giants.  They’re going back to San Francisco whatever happens and you can’t count on them being charitable and wanting to celebrate in their home locker room.

Now like most pundits I revel in my wrongness so after 11 – 7, 9 – 0 slug fests I am once again predicting a Pitchers’ Duel between Lewis and Sanchez even though they’re only the 3rd best on each staff and the Aces have already gotten lit up.  Who knows, if I am consistently spectacularly erroneous enough I’ll probably get a job at The Washington Post or The New York Times.

This is an early edition.  Since I’m all about alternative programming I’m extending the hours.

College Throwball, Michigan State @ Iowa or Missouri @ Nebraska and Ohio State @ Minnesota or Oregon @ USC, Florida @ Georgia.

Later-

SNL- Jon Hamm Rihanna.  GitS: SAC– Annihilation, Barrage (Episodes 24 and 25)

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  1. Junkies down in Brooklyn are going crazy

    They’re laughing just like hungry dogs in the street

    Policemen are hiding behind the skirts of little girls

    Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat

    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

    Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

    Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

    Catholic school girls have thrown away their mascara

    They chain themselves to the axles of big Mac trucks

    The sky is filled with herds of shivering angels

    The fat lady laughs, “Gentlemen, start your trucks”

    Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

    Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

    Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

    Christina

    Mother’s home

    Christina

    Come to mother

    Christina

    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

    Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

    Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

    Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

    Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

    Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

    Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

    Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

    Joan Crawford has risen

  2. Not bad but a little less warbling. The best celebrities I ever heard sing the Anthem were Whitney Houston and opera singer Robert Merrill

  3. we have Bullriding?

    They ride bulls in Montana too.

  5. Just another reason to hate them.

  10. Looks like they may need them

  11. Sanchez pitching

  16. New xpcom update to Firefox and the damn thing just rebooted.

  17. Cable vision has settled with Fox

  19. his beard isn’t too bad. Actually looks like he might have gotten a trim

  23. various toppings.  

  25. with one dirty uniform

  26. I’m not going to include a video.

    Fucks up my scroll mouse.

  30. People with red faces & whited letters T-E-X-A-S

  31. Rangers 3 – 0.

  42. will sing GBA. Hmmm

    1. the other night. They went through 5 in just the 8th

    1. via NBC

    1. the modern practice is to only use 3, your 2 Aces you use at least twice and as often as you can.  You use your 3rd best to fill the gap.

  48. comparing baseball to chess.

  49. Suckin W‘s ass.

    Should have stayed on Rum.

    1. Haven’t thought about eating myself.

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