(9 pm. – promoted by ek hornbeck)
Economy looking dismal? You’re running low on hope? Motivation next to non-existent? Job market worse? Bills piling up on you? Collection agents hounding you? They repo’d your car and wall street took your house? You’ve had it with sleeping on the sidewalk? Your dealer won’t front you anymore?
You know in your heart that your impoverishment is all your own fault for being too lazy and shiftless to even pick up the phone, don’t you? Ask any television anchor or politician or any other self help guru and they’ll all tell you that.
But there is one solution left you haven’t tried yet, or you wouldn’t be wallowing in that pit of self pity.
Before you jump, try out your last resort, the one option that has been time and time again historically proven to always work, every time! Without fail!
Bend over, pull up your socks, grab your bootstraps, and get yourself some…
It’s the American Dream!
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Just call daddy, and…