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So, uhhmmm….

I like to suggest to all the open carry nutjobs out there in the land of the free and the home of the brave that it’s way past time for them to take their ak-47’s over to Washington and shoot the gummint, eh?

After all that’s what they’re for, right? Nutjobs, I mean.

Why they haven’t taken back the country yet is beyond me. lol. snort.



Yes, well…..

Sneakers On The Ground

Sneakers on the  ground. Mercenaries don’t wear boots, they wear sneakers, and give obots and democrats the excuse that there will be no boots on the ground, and kill for money. And because they aren’t army there’ll be no messy veterans affairs bureaucracy or benefits or hospitals to pay for to get in the way of making money. If any of them get mangled or crippled there are lots of alleys all over America they can live in, and if any of them get killed before they get paid there are lots more suckers where they came from. It’s the American way in obama’s project for a new american century.

Bushed yet?

Obama Tells the Nation That America Is Going Back to War in Iraq

By Jason Leopold, September 11, 2014  

Thank Democrats Some More…

The nazis tried this shit on their neighbors and look what happened to them. netanyahoo better find himself a bunker to off himself in. obama will fix this, and is just pretending to support what he’s doing to make him overconfident while obama rallies his allies to prepare a d day landing on israels’ coast.

What? Oh. Sorry. I must have dozed off. What a weird dream I had. Total unreality. Never mind. The nazis were amateurs. They could never get away with this kind of shit.

The US and Israel are professionals at being animals. And “good germans” were rather pathetic. They had nothing on most Americans and Israelis, who are in a league good germans could never equal and will eat up even the most transparent bullshit propaganda from their governments.

It Didn’t Always Used To Be This Way

They did used to be better at it. You know – they would put more effort into the deceptions and not be so transparent. Now they just don’t give a fuck, and they laugh at the viewers.

What’s anyone going to do about it, after all?

It’s not like there are millions of people in the streets surrounding the white house and every other center of so-called “power”, because in a free Pleadocracy like the United States people are, you know, “reasonable”, and they don’t riot in the streets and hang criminals who murder them and others.

ABC News tells viewers that scenes of destruction in Gaza are in Israel

Propaganda War: July 9 2014

Martyrs of the Highest Order

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.

“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”

“And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way,” he added.


Evil Thoughts

Thank Democrats

Got NDAA? Thank democrats. Got a collapsed economy? Thank democrats. Got Obama? Thank democrats.

Going back to Iraq? Thank democrats. It’s not a war, you’re just bombing kids? Thank democrats.

Don’t have a republican in the white house so you don’t have to pretend for years to be opposed to all the reeking republican neocon assholianist crap the democrat in the white house does? Thank the democrat in the white house.

Got unprecedented deportations? Thank democrats. Got unprecedented oil drillling? Thank democrats. Got unprecedented persecution of whistleblowers? Thank democrats.

Got Chained CPI? Thank democrats. Got TPP? Thank democrats. Got XL Keystone Pipeline? Thank democrats. Got NDAA on steroids? Thank democrats.

Got a collapsing climate and global ecology? Thank democrats.  

Well, Ok. Maybe There’s Hope For The World After All?

Now this is usin’ yer noodle.

Australian Police Confiscate Pastafarian Man’s Guns Because He Posed For His ID Card Wearing A Colander

I have to admit, the whole Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster thing is beautiful to me. The whole concept hits exactly the sweet spot of the irony bat for someone who preaches secularism in the face of a diverse population. If you somehow don’t know the history of this “church”, go read up on it. It’s completely worth it. The point being made by so-called pastafarians is one of keeping religion out of the government and vice versa. It started with combatting a misguided attempt to inject faith into public schools, but it has evolved to mock any attempt to bring religious dogma into the public square.

The latest example comes from Australia, where a self-described pastafarian went about mocking the rules set up for firearm ID pictures by wearing a colander on his head.

Guy Albon convinced the photographer that he was a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster so that he could wear the colander- a symbol of the satirical religious movement whose members refer to themselves as Pastafarians. The 30-year-old said he exploited a law that allows headgear to be worn in photos.

‘The law stipulates you can have something on your head,’ he said. ‘You have to have your entire face uncovered and if the headgear is being worn it has to have some religious significance. I thought ‘I’ve got this one in the bag’ – it was an absolute scream.’

And he’s right. After all, when you make an exemption allowing head-dress to be worn in government ID pictures so long as it represents something to do with your faith, the government then doesn’t get to question that faith, assuming that government affords people the freedom of religion. Which Australia does. And which this guy used to mock the entire concept of the exemption. But, hell, it’s not like the government could actually do anything about it, right? He’s following the rules.

Officers came to his home, where they seized two handguns and two rifles and ordered him to see a psychiatrist. According to Mr Albon, the psychiatrist immediately declared him as sane and ‘laughed it off’.

more… with sauce…

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