Lots of premiers including the new La Femme Nikita.
I don’t understand you people! I mean all these picky little points you keep bringing up. They don’t mean nothing. You saw this kid just like I did. You’re not gonna tell me you believe that phony story about losing the knife, and that business about being at the movies. Look, you know how these people lie! It’s born in them! I mean what the heck? I don’t have to tell you. They don’t know what the truth is! And lemme tell you, they don’t need any real big reason to kill someone, either! No sir! They get drunk… oh, they’re real big drinkers, all of ’em – you know that – and bang: someone’s lyin’ in the gutter. Oh, nobody’s blaming them for it. That’s the way they are! By nature! You know what I mean? VIOLENT! Where’re you going? Human life don’t mean as much to them as it does to us! Look, they’re lushing it up and fighting all the time and if somebody gets killed, so somebody gets killed! They don’t care! Oh, sure, there are some good things about ’em, too. Look, I’m the first one to say that. I’ve known a couple who were OK, but that’s the exception, y’know what I mean? Most of ’em, it’s like they have no feelings! They can do anything! What’s goin’ on here? I’m trying to tell you… you’re makin’ a big mistake, you people! This kid is a liar! I know it. I know all about them! Listen to me! They’re no good! There’s not a one of ’em who is any good! I mean, what’s happening in here? I’m speaking my piece, and you… Listen to me. We’re… This kid on trial here… his type, well, don’t you know about them? There’s a, there’s a danger here. These people are dangerous. They’re wild. Listen to me. Listen.
I have. Now sit down and don’t open your mouth again.
- ABC Family– The Parent Trap (not the good 1961 version)
- AMC– The Shawshank Redemption x 2 (and again and again)
- Comedy– Futurama x 3
- Disney– Hannah Montana: The Movie (Billy Ray says the show destroyed his family. Also, it sucks.), Phineas and Ferb x 2
- Discovery– Man v. Wild (premier), Out of the Wild: Venezuela (Season Premier)
- ESPN– College Hoopies, Minnesota @ Penn State, Alabama @ LSU
- ESPN2– College Hoopies, Clemson @ North Carolina State, DePaul @ Providence
- FX– Archer x 2 (with premier)
- History– Top Shot, Ax Men (this week’s)
- Lifetime– Coyote Ugly
- Sci Fi– Saw II, Saw III
- TBS– Fun with Dick & Jane (not the good 1977 version)
- Turner Classic– 12 Angry Men, Chariots of Fire
- TNT– Spurs @ Bulls, Mavs @ Suns
- Travel– Man v. Food marathon
- USA– Royal Pains, Fairly Legal x 2 (premiers + Instapeats)
- VH1– SNL marathon
Later-
- FX– Fantastic Four
- Sci Fi– Saw IV, Kill Theory
- Turner Classic– Room at the Top
- Toon– Eagleheart
Dave hosts Paris Hilton, Nathan Fillion, and Scissor Sisters. Jon has Ed Gillespie (ugh), Stephen Eric Foner. Conan hosts Martin Short, Chris Bosh, and Nicole Atkins.
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