Mostly premiers, only American Masters (Carole King and James Taylor) and Great Performances (Harry Connick Jr.) worth mentioning.
How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful, magical? Our white skin, our fierce eyes? “Drink” you ask me, do you have any idea of the thing you will become?
- ABC Family– Legally Blonde, Cheaper by the Dozen
- AMC– Tombstone
- Bravo– Top Chef (last week’s and new)
- Disney– Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
- Discovery– Desert Car Kings (premier)
- ESPN– College Hoopies, North Carolina @ Florida State, Clemson @ Duke
- ESPN2– College Hoopies, Connecticut @ West Virginia, Texas A&M @ Kansas
- Food– Throwdown (premier), Restaurant: Impossible
- FX– The Incredible Hulk
- History– Aliens! and Disasters!
- National Geographic– Restrepo (so it didn’t win an Oscar)
- Oxygen– Interview with the Vampire, The Amityville Horror x 2 (I hesitate to call the 1979 version good)
- Sci Fi– Face Off (premier)
- TBS– Are We There Yet? (premier)
- Turner Classic– East of Eden, Around the World in 80 Days
- TNT– Bones marathon
- Travel– Man v. Food marathon (thank goodness, with premier)
- TV Land– Hot in Cleveland, Retired at 35 x 3 (premiers + Instapeats)
- Vs.– Penguins @ Maple Leafs
We searched village after village, country after country. And always we found nothing. I began to believe we were the only ones. There was a strange comfort in that thought. For what the damned really have to say to the damned?
Later-
All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are; how you can’t afford my taxes. Yet somehow, you managed to find the money to hire a gunfighter to kill me. If ya got so much money, I’m just gonna have to take some more. Because clearly some of you haven’t got the message! This is my town! I run everything! If you live to see the dawn, it’s because I allow it! I decide who lives and who dies!
- AMC– The Quick and the Dead
- ESPN2– College Hoopies, Utah State @ New Mexico State
- Turner Classic– Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes
- USA– Fairly Legal, Royal Pains (this week’s), Blood Diamond
- VH1– Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny
Dave hosts the Donald (ugh), Vanessa Hudgens, and Oh Land. Jon has Allison Stanger, like Great Performances Stephen also has Harry Connick Jr.. Conan hosts Chelsea Handler, Anthony Mackie, and Mavis Staples.
Sorry, John. Changed the rules. From now on, all the fights are fair.
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