The horror.
I’m here to kick your ass, and you know it, and everybody here knows it, and above all, you deserve it. In fact, I think it’s safe to say that this party is about to become a historical fact.
- ABC Family– Miss Congeniality, Two Weeks Notice (Sandra Bullock night)
- AMC– Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Exit Wounds
- Bravo– Top Chef (last week’s and new)
- Discovery– Desert Car Kings (premier)
- ESPN– Big East Tournament x 2
- ESPN2– College Hoopies, Northeast Conference Tournament: Robert Morris @ Long Island, Big Sky Tournament, Final
- Food– Throwdown (premier), Chopped (All Stars Part 1 repeat), Restaurant: Impossible
- FX– The Day After Tomorrow
- History– Underwater Universe x 2 (premiers)
- Lifetime– We’re Doooomed! Doooomed I tells ya.
- Sci Fi– Face Off x 2 (premier + Instapeat)
- TBS– Are We There Yet? x 2 (premiers)
- Turner Classic– Lord Love a Duck, More Than a Secretary
- TNT– Bones marathon
- Travel– Man v. Food marathon (thank goodness)
- TV Land– Some Kind of Wonderful
- USA– NCIS marathon
- Vs.– Blackhawks @ Lightning
- VH1– ATL
I hate feeling ashamed. I hate where I’m from. I hate watching my friends get everything their hearts desire. I gave into that hatred and I turned on what I believed in. I didn’t have to. You didn’t.
Later-
We’re gonna bring this party up to a nice respectable level. Don’t worry, we’re not gonna hurt anyone. We’re not even gonna touch ’em. We’re just gonna make ’em cry a little, just by lookin’ at ’em.
- Turner Classic– This Could Be the Night, She’s Got Everything
- TV Land– Hot in Cleveland, Retired at 35 x 2 (this week’s)
- USA– Fairly Legal (this week’s)
Dave in repeats from 2/10. Jon has Aaron Eckhart, Stephen David Brooks (David Broder being unresponsively dead and all). Conan hosts Paul Rubens, Shane Mauss, and Edmund Morris.
Don’t go mistaking paradise for a pair of long legs.
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