Jul 31 2014

TDS/TCR (Damn Dirty Apes)

TDS TCR

Johnny Missileseed

The News is Broken

For tonight’s guests, the web exclusive Sara Firth extended interview, and the real news join me below.

Yay!  Who says Jon doesn’t listen.  This one is a whole minute longer.

I didn’t know the studio even had a front.  When you’re part of the audience they stick you in an alleyway chute covered by a couple of blue tarps and give you a laminated card with a number and a non-disclosure agreement (bring your own pen, the intern seldom has any).  When you finally get in past the Nation of Islam provided security and metal detector there are 3 chairs and 1 bathroom.

Everything looks bigger on TV.

This week’s guests-

The Daily Show

The Colbert Report

Maggie Gyllenhaal (whom we last saw whoring Frank) will be on pitching The Honourable Woman, a spy miniseries that debuted on BBC on the 3rd and gets it’s U.S. premier on Sundance tomorrow night.

As we found out last night it only took James Franco 127 hours to chew his own arm off and CNN programs 168 (#newcnnslogans).

So far this year all he’s done is cameos in Veronica Mars and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (which is what he’ll probably be whoring since it came out last week), but if you’re a big fan (who is he again?  I forget) he has 10 performances in post-production or complete and awaiting distribution for the remainder of 2014.

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  24. Oh wait a minute. They already have that.

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