The Daily Late Nightly Show (What is Art?)

He’s this guy I met at the bus station. Smells of urine, feces, and vomit.

During the worst days of the Weimar Republic, when Hitler was rising faster than a bull on heat, George Grosz, the savage satirical painter, had used human shit as a violent method of colouring his drawings. It is a shade of brown like no other and its use makes an ultimate statement about the subject.

‘Seen enough?’, asked Hunter, pushing me hastily towards an exit that led out to the club enclosure. I needed a drink.

I am a trained Journalist. Trained I tells yah, wasted a whole term at Boston University (mostly playing Dungeons and Dragons) and 2 years at my local weekly running the newstands, filing the archive copies, filling the glue pots, and collecting ads. All of which has led to my storied (c’mon, Inherit The Wind) career.

The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits— a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.

Now I fidget photons and fling meta 4s. I’m every bit as obnoxious as I ever was, Clio is a harsh mistress.

The New Kid

Bushfish

Dan Price extended-

Trevor’s guests this week are-

The New Continuity

Yes, I’m going with the Nut Butt

Tonightly Shonda Rhimes and Steve Kornacki

The Dancing Man

What? I haven’t come up with a new subtitle yet AND it’s a freaking Federal holiday- sue me!

Stephen’s guests this week are-

4 days left (including today)-

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  1. Vent Hole

    • TMC on 11/11/2015 at 23:07

    Noah takes on the GOP debate. Good stuff

    • TMC on 11/11/2015 at 23:09

    The Debateful Eight

  2. What the actual fact

  3. Cute. Like a puppy snorting cocaine

  4. Actual Autobiographical Stable Mates

    • TMC on 11/11/2015 at 23:23

    Chris Hayes

  5. Chris Hayes

    • TMC on 11/11/2015 at 23:31

    Larry! Larry!! LARRY!!!

  6. MOZ

    • TMC on 11/11/2015 at 23:35

    Blacklash 2016: The Unblackening of the White House

    • TMC on 11/11/2015 at 23:37

    Carson reads his notes on the back of his eyelids

    • TMC on 11/11/2015 at 23:40

    The Donald’s exportation plan would kill people. Humane? Not hardly

    • TMC on 11/11/2015 at 23:43

    Shondra Rhimes has lost weight. Snaking on real red whine and popcorn

    • TMC on 11/11/2015 at 23:58

    Quick little game: Hammer, Stab, Operate

  7. Autobiographical

    • TMC on 11/12/2015 at 00:00

    Trump: Operate. It will be a really fast procedure because there’s not a lot left to operate on.

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