Dec 09 2015

The Daily Late Nightly Show (Unsex Me Here)

The New Guy

I don’t know who wrote it, but this is brilliant.

Trump wants to bang his daughter

Yeah, this is the kind of insightful commentary you don’t get on the other political websites, you get the weak tea of “White ISIS”. For one thing that should be “Daesh” (pronounced “daes” or “dahes” which is how all the Muslim countries refer to it) and means roughly “those who show us the soles of their feet” and is fightin’ words gosh durn it. Another interpretation is “one who sows discord” with a sly reference to the “Dahes wal Ghabra period of chaos and warfare between Arab tribes, an era that is famous in the Arab world as one of the precursors of the Muslim age.” Don’t believe me? You could look it up.

Anyway, I only promote the most scurrilous of rumors.

Extended Thomas Perez

Also Web exclusive.

Marion Cotillard is Trevor’s guest tonight. Oh, you thought I was making a Trump joke with the title. I’m not above it, though I think he’s doing a better job at destroying the Republican Party than any Democrat has done (looking right at you Wasserman-Schultz). Nope, all about the Scots play-

Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, and fill me from the crown to the toe topful of direst cruelty! – Act 1, Scene 5

Every night and every day my lady. I’m more the Iago type.

Likely she’s on to pitch Avril et le Monde truqué.

This Week Trevor’s other guest is-

Mr. Continuity

Speaking of Daesh

Tonightly Larry is hosting Q.

Larry’s remaining guest is-

Mr. Mainstream

The tale of Lúthien Tinúviel is one of the most uplifting and saddest Tolkien ever wrote. She had eternal life and gave it up for love.

C’mon Stephen, you’re not the only one who read The Silmarillion or the Narn i Chîn Húrin (arguably the most tragic and opera worthy), but seriously, Farmer Giles of Ham? That was a slug.

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    • on 12/09/2015 at 23:02
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    Vent Hole

    • on 12/09/2015 at 23:02
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    We race

    • on 12/09/2015 at 23:04
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    Don’t Forget: Donald Trump Wants to Ban His Daughter

    • on 12/09/2015 at 23:05
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    Yup. Trump wants to bang his daughter.

    • on 12/09/2015 at 23:10
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    Ronnie Chang

    • on 12/09/2015 at 23:24
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    Aha! We are talking about the Scots play.

    • on 12/09/2015 at 23:31
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    MOZ

    • on 12/09/2015 at 23:33
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    Larry! Larry! LARRY!!!

    • on 12/09/2015 at 23:45
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    Chinese Air Polution

    • on 12/09/2015 at 23:47
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    Mike Yard

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