Two More Have Left the Clown Car

Two more candidates of the unholy circus of Republican contenders for the 2016 presidential nomination have left the tent.

After placing a dismal sixth and getting zero delegates, New Jersey Governor Chris “Big Chicken” Christie went home last night to lick his wounds instead of heading to South Carolina. This afternoon it became official. The “Big Chicken” has officially bowed out of the race.

Gov. Chris Christie suspended his campaign for president Wednesday, ending his quest to become the first New Jerseyan to win the White House since Woodrow Wilson a century ago.

The governor had a meeting with staff in Morristown where he thanked them for their support and suspended campaign.

Christie arrived at the Morristown headquarters shortly after 4 p.m. to inform staffers and volunteers of his decision, Christie campaign spokeswoman, Nicole Sizemore, confirmed.

He just couldn’t compete with the bigger bully, The Donald. Too bad he didn’t take Sen. Marco “The Robot” Rubio with him. Now who will Maine Gov. Paul “The Over-sized Bowling Jacket” LePage support?

Also, the only woman in the GOP race, disgraced former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina has folded up he magic carpet and gone back into the obscure hole she crawled out of to insult the majority of women everywhere. She won’t be missed.

The next to go should be Dr. Ben “The Stabber” Carson and former Virginia Gov. Jim “Who?” Gilmore. Robotman Rubio may not be far behind them.