January 2018 archive

Health and Fitness News

Welcome to the Stars Hollow Gazette‘s Health and Fitness News weekly diary. It will publish on Saturday afternoon and be open for discussion about health related issues including diet, exercise, health and health care issues, as well as, tips on what you can do when there is a medical emergency. Also an opportunity to share …

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The Breakfast Club (Stormy)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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Wartime Consigliari

Mike, why am I out? You’re not a wartime Consigliari, Tom. Things could get rough with the move we’re making. Tom, I advised Michael. I never thought you were a bad Consigliari. I thought Santino was a bad Don, rest in peace. Michael has all my confidence as do you. But there are reasons why …

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Special Offer

  Trolling. Trolling. Trolling. Though your prostate’s swollen Keep them dookies comin’, Charmin. Through beans and farts and bladder, Best toilet ever, Takin’ my butt cheeks for a ride. All the Beer I’m pissin’, Bad Tacos, Clams, and fixin’s, Are tearing out of my insides. Push it out, wipe it up, Wipe it up, push …

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Noprah

Somebody else. Or somebody else. Or somebody else. I’m not gonna run! I personally am not a member of Oprah’s target audience. Daytime talk is an annoying part of the waiting room experience (of which I have far too much) that I deal with by closing my eyes and concentrating on my breathing. Were I …

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The Breakfast Club (Norway)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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Under Oath

Look, you never lie to the FBI. If you’re Archie Goodwin crafty you tell them the truth in a misleading way (The Doorbell Rang). Donald John Trump is no Archie Goodwin. Other than that you shut up. As in Fifth Amendment shut up. Bill Clinton (who is no Donald John Trump) thought he could get …

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Illuminati Conspiracists

As I’ve mentioned I’m a member of the Illuminati, a bona fide Freemason, A.F. & A.M., Past Master of my Lodge. Outsiders call us a “Secret Society”. There’s not much secret about it. We’re a bunch of old cranky Guys. Not necessarily White, I had something to do with that, and not necessarily Christian. Catholics …

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Blaming Samsung!

About those missing texts- Where are the 50,000 important text messages between FBI lovers Lisa Page and Peter Strzok? Blaming Samsung! Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 24, 2018 Well first of all, 50,000 texts is a thumb exercise regime, not a relationship. Newsweek reports– Trump wrote in his tweet early Wednesday that there are 50,000 …

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The Breakfast Club (All That Jazz)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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