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Jan 20 2019

Throwball Conference Championships: Scams at Aints

Time to get your hate on.

We are now at that part of the post-Season where the contestants start to match the “official” title hype. There is no doubt that the two teams that emerge from the Conference Championships will advance to the Super Bowl (LIII I think) and represent the NFC and the AFC.

No underdogs today, the top rated teams from both Conferences will meet in the finals and I have definite preferences who co-incidentally also happen to be the top rated teams. I like them despite that.

The Aints are definitely better connected to their community, especially in the wake of Katrina. You constantly read stories (pushed out by NFL propaganda) of their noblesse oblige to the sections of New Orleans that are still devastated 14 years later.

The Scams on the other hand ditched Los Angeles in a temper tantrum over Stadium subsidies, carpet bagged to St. Louis to run their con there, found out that St. Louis is rightiously more into Baseball than Throwball, and in the face of declining revenue and empty seats crawled back on their hands and knees to exactly the same facility they had denounced as unworthy of their magnificence.

Quisling scum.

The Scams have a running game. That’s pretty much it. The Aints have a Drew Brees who, while not better than Aaron Rodgers, is arguably superior to that preening poppycock Brady and his cast of cheaters.

So my money is on the Aints though everyone expects it to be a close game.

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  1. ek hornbeck

    Aints Ball on their 25

  2. ek hornbeck

    Aints 3 – 0

  3. TMC

    It was the Saints ball for the start which began the run at the 25 yard line.

    The run ended after Drew Breeze’s incomplete pass into the end zone for a 4th down FG.

    Saints 3 – Rams 0

  4. ek hornbeck

    INT Aints at Scams 26

  5. TMC

    Rams Jared Goff pass intended for Todd Gurley II INTERCEPTED by Demario Davis and returned for 1 yard. Tackled by Todd Gurley II.

  6. TMC

    A second red zone stop by the Rams and the Saints kick a 29 yd FG

    Saints 6 – Rams 0

  7. ek hornbeck

    FG. Aints 6 – 0

  8. ek hornbeck

    Punt. Aints 32

  9. TMC

    Another 4th down for the Rams on their own 27. Rams Punt to Saints 34. No return

  10. TMC

    Saints 1 & 10 at Rams 44.

  11. TMC

    Saints first down at Rams 18.

  12. TMC

    Saints once again stopped in the Rams red zone. 4th & 2

    Flag on the play giving the Saints a 1st & Goal at 5 yd line

  13. ek hornbeck

    TD. Aints 13 – 0

  14. TMC

    Saints TOUCHDOWN

    Saints 13 – Rams 0

  15. TMC

    Saints kick off to end zone. Touchback. Rams ball on own 25

  16. TMC

    C.J. Anderson rush to the right for 5 yards to the LAR30. Tackled by Marcus Davenport.

    Penalty: False Start on Los Angeles (Rodger Saffold III) -5 yards.

  17. ek hornbeck

    Q 2

  18. TMC

    Rams Jared Goff pass to the left to C.J. Anderson for 5 yards to the LAR30. Tackled by Marcus Williams and Marshon Lattimore. for a 3rd & 5

  19. ek hornbeck

    Fake Punt. Scams in possession at their 42.

  20. TMC

    Rams 4th down. Goes for completion. Rams 1st & 10 on own 42

  21. TMC

    Rams 2nd & 2 on Saints 26

  22. TMC

    Rams ball on New Orleans 18
    2nd and 6

  23. TMC

    Rams ball on New Orleans 18
    3rd and 6

  24. TMC

    Rams 4th & 6

  25. ek hornbeck

    FG. Aints 13 – 3

  26. TMC

    Rams 36 yd FG Good

    Saints 13 – Rams 3

  27. TMC

    Kick off to Saints. Touchback 1&10 on own 25

  28. TMC

    Saints 2nd & 8

  29. TMC

    Saints 3rd & 5

  30. TMC

    Saints 4th down.49 yd Punt to the Rams on their 21

  31. TMC

    Rams 2nd & 7

  32. TMC

    Rams 3rd & 1

  33. TMC

    Rams 1st & 10 at own 34

  34. TMC

    rams 2nd & 10 incomplete pass

  35. TMC

    Rams 3rd & 4 at own 40

  36. TMC

    Rams 4th down on an incomplete pass

  37. TMC

    43 yd Punt to Saints 17.

  38. ek hornbeck

    Punt. Aints from their 12

  39. TMC

    Saints 2nd & 8 on 19 yd line

  40. TMC

    Saints 3rd & 2

  41. TMC

    Saints 1 & 10 at own 30

  42. TMC

    Saints 2nd & 16

  43. TMC

    Saints 3rd & 17

  44. ek hornbeck

    2 Minutes in Half

  45. TMC

    Saints 4th down. Punt to Rams. Rams 1 & 10 at own 19

  46. ek hornbeck

    Punt. Scams from their 19

  47. TMC

    Rams 2nd & 1

  48. TMC

    Rams 1st & 10 on own 39

  49. TMC

    Rams 2nd & 10

  50. TMC

    Rams 3rd & 10

  51. TMC

    Rams 1st & 10 on Saints 42

  52. TMC

    Rams 1st & Goal

    1. TMC

      Rams TOUCHDOWN

      Saints 13 – Rams 10

  53. ek hornbeck

    TD. Aints 13 – 10

  54. ek hornbeck

    Hafltime. Aints 13 – 10

  55. TMC

    With 23 second left in the half, Rams kick off to Saints for 27 yd return to Saints 27. Saints 1st & 10.

    Bress rushed for a loss of 1 yd 2nd & 11 ending the 1st half

  56. ek hornbeck

    Scams receive

  57. TMC

    Saint kick off to Rams to start the 2nd Half.

    Rams 1st & 10 at own 25

  58. TMC

    Rams 2nd & 14

  59. TMC

    Rams 3rd & 14

  60. ek hornbeck

    Punt. Aints from their 29

  61. TMC

    Rams 4th down Punts to Saints

    Saints 1st & 10 on own 29

  62. TMC

    Saints 2nd & 4

  63. TMC

    Saints 1st & 10 on own 44

  64. TMC

    Saints 2nd & 1

  65. TMC

    Saints 1st & 10 at Rams 41

  66. TMC

    Saints 1st & 10 at Rams 14

  67. TMC

    Saints 1st & Goal at Rams 5

  68. TMC

    Saints 2nd & Goal at Rams 5

  69. TMC

    Saints 3rd & Goal at Rams 2

  70. TMC

    Saints TOUCHDOWN

  71. ek hornbeck

    TD. Aints 20 – 10

  72. TMC

    Saints 20 – Rams 10

  73. TMC

    Saints kick off to Rams.

    Rams 1st & 10 at own 29

  74. TMC

    Rams 2nd down

  75. TMC

    Rams 1st & 10 at own 37

  76. TMC

    Rams 2nd & 9

  77. TMC

    flag against Saints. 5 yd penalty

    Rams 2nd & 9 at Saint 48

  78. TMC

    Rams 1st & 10 at Saints 25

  79. TMC

    Rams 1st & Goal

  80. TMC

    Rams 2nd & Goal

  81. TMC

    Rams 3rd & Goal

  82. ek hornbeck

    TD Scams. Aints 20 – 17

  83. TMC

    Rams TOUCHDOWN!

    Saints 20 – Rams 17

  84. TMC

    Rams kick off to Saints

    Saints 1 & 10 at own 25

  85. TMC

    Saints 1 & 10 at own 35

  86. TMC

    Saints 1st & 10 on the 50

  87. TMC

    Saints 2nd & 10

  88. TMC

    Saints 3rd & 7 at Rams 47

  89. ek hornbeck

    Punt. Scams from their 13

  90. TMC

    Saints 4th down, Punt to Rams 1st & 10 at own 13

  91. TMC

    Rams 2nd & 7 at 16

  92. TMC

    Rams 2nd & 7 at 16 Goff sacked

  93. TMC

    Rams 4th & 11 Punts to Saints

    Flag: Holding on Saints Hendrickson – 5 yds and Illegal Block on Los Angeles (Blake Countess) 15 yards.

    Saints 1st & 10 at Rams 47

  94. ek hornbeck

    Punt. Aints from Scams 49ish

  95. TMC

    Saints 1st & 20 after a penalty Holding on New Orleans (Terron Armstead) -10 yards.

  96. TMC

    Saints 4th & 17: Punts to Rams.

    Rams 1st & 10 on own 9

  97. TMC

    Rams 2nd & 4 on own 16

  98. TMC

    Rams 3rd & 3 at own 17

  99. TMC

    Rams 1st & 10 on Saints 45

  100. TMC

    Rams 2nd down 2nd & 6

  101. TMC

    Rams 1st & 10 inside Saints 10

  102. TMC

    Rams 2nd & Goal at Saints 5

  103. TMC

    Rams 3rd & Goal at Saints 2

  104. TMC

    Rams 4th & Goal appears just short of goal line

  105. TMC

    Rams punt for 3 points to tie the game

    Saints 2o – Rams 20

  106. ek hornbeck

    FG Scams. Tie Game

  107. TMC

    Rams kick off to Saints

    Saints 1st & 10 at own 30

  108. TMC

    Saints 2nd & 5 on 35

  109. TMC

    Saints 2nd & 5 on 38

  110. TMC

    Saints 1st & 10 on own 44

  111. TMC

    Saints 1st & 10 at Rams 13 at the 2 minute mark

  112. TMC

    Saints incomplete pass 2nd & 10

  113. TMC

    Saints incomplete on 4th down . Flag on play

  114. TMC

    Saint punt for FG Good

    Saints 23 – Rams 20

  115. TMC

    Saints kick off to Rams for a Touchback

    Rams 1sdown at own 25

  116. TMC

    Rams 2nd & 10 onan Incomplete pass

  117. TMC

    Rams 1st & 10 for 19 yd completion

  118. TMC

    Rams 2nd & 10 on 44

  119. TMC

    Rams ball on New Orleans 49
    3rd and 3

  120. TMC

    Rams ball on New Orleans 33
    1st and 10

  121. TMC

    Rams 2nd &6

  122. ek hornbeck

    FG. Aints 23 – 20 1:41 to Play

  123. TMC

    Rams 4th & 6on incomplete pass.

    Kick for 48 yd FG

    Saints 23 – Rams 23

  124. ek hornbeck

    FG. 15 seconds Tie Game

  125. TMC

    The game is tied at the end of regulation. Game goes into OT

  126. ek hornbeck

    OT. Aints Receive.

  127. ek hornbeck

    Ugh, it seems that if nobody gains advantage in OT we play a whole full new game starting now.

  128. ek hornbeck

    Aints from their 26

  129. TMC

    Saints recieve ball on own 26. 2nd & 10 after incomplete pass

    Pass interference 1st & 10 on own 40

  130. ek hornbeck

    INT. Scams at their 47

  131. TMC

    Ball intercepted by Rams on own 46. Next score wins

  132. TMC

    Rams 2nd & 13

  133. TMC

    Rams 4rd down at Saints 40

  134. TMC

    Rams 4th & 7. Rams will kick FG for the win

  135. TMC

    Rams FG is GOOD and are going to the Super Bowl

  136. ek hornbeck

    FG. Scams 26 – 23

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