03/28/2020 archive

Natural Selection

I think a nice selective plague to cull the herd is exactly what the situation requires. Thanos is egalitarian, but indiscriminate. So, what about Dolphins? I mean, at The Snap it wasn’t just Humans. What about Ants?

Who wants to travel anyway?

I mean, I don’t mind being kicked out of The Villages (a geriatric sex club) because I’d never go there. If I can’t get out to the Store I’ll starve to death, not to mention my meds. Here are a bunch of places you won’t miss-

House

Committee to Re-Elect the President. Do I Creep You Out – “Weird Al” Yankovic The Creep – the lonely island featuring Nicki Minaj and John Waters Creep – Radiohead

The Breakfast Club (Thank You)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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