The Breakfast Club (Sloppy)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.

This Day in History

President Abraham Lincoln delivers Gettysburg Address; Egypt’s Anwar Sadat becomes first Arab leader to visit Israel; Ford halts Edsel production; Bandleader Tommy Dorsey and actress Jodie Foster born.

Breakfast Tunes

Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac

Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.

Dick Cavett

Breakfast Blogs

Merrick Garland Is Making a Mistake by Appointing a Special Prosecutor Charles P. Pierce, Esquire Politics

Merrick Garland Names War Crimes Prosecutor Jack Smith to Oversee Trump Investigations emptywheel aka Marcy Wheeler, emptywheel

War for Ukraine Day 268: There Are Only Two Questions Adam L. Silverman, Balloon Juice

Republicans learned nothing from the midterms: The impeachment of Philly’s prosecutor proves it Amanda Marcotte, Salon

Watch out for the Shadow Speaker digby aka Heather Digby Parton, Digby’s Hullabaloo

Moderation, bipartisanship, bothsidesism Tom Sullivan, Digby’s Hullabaloo

Mariah Carey Blocked From Trademarking ‘Queen Of Christmas’ Timothy Geigner, Techdirt

Even Non-Tech Folks Are Exploring If It’s Time To Abandon Twitter Mike Masnick, Techdirt

For The Umpteenth Time, The INFORM Act Is Still Unconstitutional And Has No Business Being Attached To Any Bill Congress Needs To Pass Cathy Gellis, Techdirt

‘It Was Completely Legal to Do So’: Lawyers React to Report that Trump Tweeted Classified Spy Material in 2019 Colin Kalmbacher, Law & Crime

Special Counsel Tapped by Merrick Garland to Investigate Trump Formerly Prosecuted Top Democrats and Republicans Aaron Keller, Law & Crime

Alex Jones’ Lawyer Sues Big Pharma Over Mandates: Plaintiffs Can’t Be Vaccinated Because Their Bodies Are ‘Temples of the Holy Spirit’ Elura Nanos, Law & Crime

The anti-abortion movement’s Big Lie Scott Lemieux, Lawyers, Guns & Money

The Republican House Is Gonna Be Filled with Insanity and Fuckery The Rude Pundit, at his blog

REGARDING THE NEXT DEMOCRATIC HOUSE LEADER, THE GOP TALKING POINTS HAVE BEEN ISSUED Steve M., No More Mister Nice Blog

Repro Rights Roundup: Turns Out Those Pre-Roe Bans Weren’t Very Thought Through Robyn Pennacchia, Wonkette

GOP Threatening To Quit Trump, For Real You Guys, Please Stop Laughing Gary Legum, Wonkette

Elon Musk At ‘Paranoid’ Stage Of Howard Hughes, Pee Bottles To Follow At Unknown Time Liz Dye, Wonkette

Uh Oh, There’s A New Disney Movie With Gayness In It. You Know What Happens Now. Evan Hurst, Wonkette

Democrats Flip Pennsylvania House Too! Doktor Zoom, Wonkette