Puppy Bowl XI

It’s that time of year again when all remotes turn to…

Animal Planet for Puppy Bowl XI of course (aw, who’s a cute little puppy.  Why you are.  Yes you are.).

Ok, you can stop making kissy faces and talking baby talk (though I don’t know why they call it baby talk, babies never talk that way) because I have deadly serious fake news to report.  It seems that Meep The Bird, your courageous sideline tweet commentator (@MeepTheBird), is being sued by Disney over the intellectual property rights to the name Meep.  Disney’s contention is that is that ‘Meep’, the cute blogging bird, infringes on it’s trademarked Phineas and Ferb character Meap, the cute alien Galactic Peacekeeper.  It is speculated that Matt Groening and Faux will soon join the battle on behalf of their Futurama character, Nibbler, who looks cute but is actually a voracious carnivore of an ancient alien species that poops dark matter and is locked in an eternal struggle with giant flying brains.  The case is likely to be resolved in one of the TPP/TTIP Investor-State Dispute Settlement courts.

Remember- I only report the most scurrilous rumors.

Though it’s also on continuous repeat until 5 am tomorrow.  There will be over 55 puppy participants-

Team Ruff Team Fluff
Aaron Boxer mix Aria Labrador Retriever mix
Bailey Labrador Retriever Blue Schnauzer Poodle mix
Sniffles Shih Tzu Boomer German Shepard mix
Cara Shih Tzu Bowser Pekingese mix
Cheyenne Chihuahua mix Bryan Adams Labrador Retriever mix
Chicklet Australian Shepard mix Bubba Chihuahua mix
Crimson Jack Russell Terrier mix Coveia Australian Cattledog Mix
Donnie German Shepard Mix Enzo Yorkshire Terrier
Dougie Labrador Retriever mix Falcor Clumber Spaniel
Drew Carey Cocker Spaniel Faulkner Great Pyrenees mix
Freckles Hound mix Henry English Springer Spaniel mix
Fritz Mini Schnauzer Kiaria Japanese Chin
Hemingway Great Pyrenees mix Lance Terrier mix
Izzy Australian Shepard mix Lee Boxer mix
Jamison Pit Bull Terrier mix Lewis Shar Pei
Keno Terrier mix Lorelai Maltese Poodle mix
Kojak Beagle mix Marley Labrador Retriever mix
Maggie Beagle mix Penelope Pug
Maxwell Labrador Retriever mix Pudge Chihuahua mix
Miss. Martian Coonhound mix Scarlet Doberman Pinscher
Mr. Fantastic Terrier mix Starlight Labrador Retriever mix
Oscar Marcus Shih Tzu mix Steve Chihuahua mix
Panda Pomeranian Titan American Bulldog
Papi Corgi mix Zane Corgi mix
Pepper Boston Terrier mix
Roscoe Labrador Retriever mix
Rosie Havanese
Sassy Mini Poodle mix
Savannah Shih Tzu
Smudge Havanese mix
USS Maloy Australian Shepard mix

All have already been adopted, but there are plenty more.

Bissel Kitty Halftime Show!

Over 20 Kitties, led in a mesmerizing display of kitty cuteness by Katty Furry.  International Business Times

TMZ reports that her getup was created by a famous pet clothing designer who is also known to have worked with socialite Paris Hilton’s pampered pets.

As if you needed more there are also Nigerian Dwarf Goat cheerleaders!

The big difference this year is that they’ll be dividing the puppies into teams making for a truly competitive (and wagerable) sport.

So get your awwww… faces on and couch potato the next 2 hours of insufferable adorableness.

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  1. No mention of exploitation from AKC or Purina company, chasing the chuck wagon or anything!

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