Prime Time

Lots of premiers.  "Television is a vast wasteland".

Gozer the Gozerian… good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn’t have to produce anything! You’ve never been out of college! You don’t know what it’s like out there! I’ve *worked* in the private sector. They expect *results*.

Later-

Hey. Does this pole still work? Wow. This place is great. When can we move in? You gotta try this pole. I’m gonna get my stuff. Hey. We should stay here. Tonight. Sleep here. You know, to try it out.

Dave hosts War Criminal Donald Rumsfeld, also Cobie Smulders and Adele.  Jon has Lisa Ling, Stephen Eugene Jarecki.  Alton does breakfast and buns.  Conan hosts Ed Helms, Carmelo Anthony, and Chromeo.

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!

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  1. Getting messages from all over re: Earthquake in  ChristChurch, NZ and Qaddafi’s 15 second denial of being in Venezuela.

  2. Our Tweets were bing followed by a Glen Beck sock puppet account “MrGeorgeSoros”. I reported it to Twitter and it has now been suspended. The jackass’s e-mail went to a Beck run web site.

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