I am going to propose marriage to The Girl later this morning.
I have loved her with all of my heart for a very long time.
I am going to get her in person, and in private (the Daughter is welcome to be with us, but not any parents), and say words to this effect:
“I love you with all of my heart, and your daughter as well. Just listen and think about what I am saying. Sleep on it and respond tomorrow night, in person and in private.”
“I just love you. I have loved you for a very long time. I want for us to marry, and for me to adopt her as my own. I will do anything to make you happy, even stopping smoking if you two will come and live with me as a happy couple. That means that I will give up the tobacco, and the porn, and you have to give up all of the other boys who just want you for sex.
“I love you, and want to marry you, because you and she are dear to me. I kneel down and take you hand, and hope that you tug back at it to say, “I love you, too, and will accept you as my husband for the rest of our lives.”
Please marry me, and live with me forever! You know that I will take very good care of you and her. I love both of you very much!
I love you!
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