Prime Time

Well, the Islanders lost last night.  Go figure.  Broadcast- mostly premiers.  A good night to read a book.

• ABC Family– Liar Liar x 2
• AMC– The Mummy
• Bravo– Real Housewives marathon (2 premiers)
• Comedy– Futurama (Series Premier repeat), also Ugly Americans
• Disney– Wizards of Waverly Place The Movie (if you’re a big DeLouise family fan)
• Discovery– More Storm Chasers (with premier)
• ESPN– College Throwball, South Florida @ West Virginia
• ESPN2– Turn Left Racing, High School Throwball from Texas- Abilene @ Midland Lee
• Food– Alton gives a double dose of Oats (second one a premier), new Food Feuds
• FX– It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League (premiers)
• Lifetime– Project Runway (last week’s and new)
• Oxygen– Barbershop x 2
• TBS– Family Guy, American Dad block
• Turner Classic– Incendiary Blonde, Murder, He Says
• TLC– Sr. v. Jr. (last week’s Season Finale repeat)
• TNT– My Big Fat Greek Wedding
• Travel– Man v. Food marathon (thank goodness)
• Vs.– Lightning @ Flyers

Later-

• AMC– Mad Men (this week’s)
• Turner Classic– Murder, She Said (Miss Marple), The Band Wagon
• Toon– New Delocated

Dave hosts Wanda Sykes, Rick Fox, and Pete Yorn.  Jon has David Rakoff, Stephen Bill Bryson.  No Alton.

If you don’t shut those windows you’ll be fired.

In that case I shall require four weeks’ wages in lieu of notice.

Get out of my sight, woman!

With pleasure!

…

Cod’s as good as lobster any day, and much cheaper.

Well, that depends on whether or not one has a palate unsullied by cheap opiates.

If you mean what I think you mean, I’ll have you know this cheroot cost two shillings!

Yes. Quite.

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