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In The Mood For A Vacation? Seth Explains Quaran-Teen Slang: The Mail, Corona Bae New Full Frontal Tonight: Too Many Trees Edition | Full Frontal on TBS You’ve Never Seen Anything Like This | Full Frontal on TBS Leftover Salmon “Aquatic Hitchhiker”

The very rich are different from you and me.

Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me. They possess and enjoy early, and it does something to them, makes them soft where we are hard, and cynical where we are trustful, in a way that, unless you were born rich, it is very difficult to understand. They …

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Maxwell, because he’s really important if you want to understand modern Physics- Joan was quizzical Studied pataphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test tube, oh, oh, oh, oh Maxwell Edison Majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone “Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?” But as she’s …

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Good Morning Campers!

I’m your Uncle Ernie and I welcome you to Tommy’s Holiday Camp! The Camp with a difference, never mind the weather. When you come to Tommy’s, the Holiday’s forever! Hah, hah, hah, hah! Down 410 yesterday, Limit Downs today. Dow set to fall 700 points at the open after market posts worst first quarter on …

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Stephen Colbert Returns With A Message: America, You Got This Trump Claims Hospitals Are Hoarding Medical Supplies Trump Brags About His Ratings During Coronavirus Pandemic: A Closer Look Sen. Bernie Sanders Talks COVID-19, Medicare for All and Coronavirus Stimulus Sen. Bernie Sanders Talks About the 2020 Race and Vice President Joe Biden Donald Trump: “Tiger …

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Doomers

To begin with I’m 120+ Years old and have seen both halves of the Great War (1914 – 45) as well as people flying for the first time and then going on to walk on the Moon. And Civil Rights kinda sorta and some other positive developments but recently, as Marvin might say, I’ve sensed …

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Many people don’t realize Soap is a relatively recent fashion. In Rome for instance you’d coat yourself in oil and scrape it off, have a steam, take a swim, and have another steam. Me? I like showers. In fact my ritual is so systematized I once used it in an Acting Class when we were …

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A Blank White Void Full Of Sad Facts

Where else did you think I lived? I’m like Janet that way.

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10,000 Years of Cats Seriously, that’s how long we’ve been domesticated.

Not a Rant

Now this, this is a knife. This is a rant. I saw your adverts in the paper and I’ve been on package tours several times you see, and I decided that this was for me. Ah, good. Yes I quite agree. I mean what’s the point of being treated like sheep. What’s the point of …

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