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Throwball Playoffs Wild Card Day 1 Evening: Titans @ Patsies

Easy pick. I hate the Patsies more than any other team in Throwball. I hope Brady has an off night, this is his last game in Foxborough ever, he has a miserable, long, and lackluster career with the Giants or the Jets or the Dolphins or the Browns until he’s too crippled to move the …

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Throwball Playoffs Wild Card Day 1 Afternoon: Bills @ Texans

Yes, it’s that time of year when we get to talk about which teams we hate more With even records of 10 – 6 the Bills are favored by 3 points which the Times think the Texans will cover and I do not. The Bills problem is they have a stodgy ‘ball control’ offense that …

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Just Another Distraction

Why would the lunatic in the Oval Office order the assassination of one of Iran’s top generals? You have to remember how this narcissistic psychopath thinks; it’s all about him. That brings us to the obvious explanation, he needed a distraction from his pending trial in the Senate which has been headlines for weeks. Two …

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Axel Foley

No Woody Vevet Jones (I know how it’s spelled) Squatter’s Rights Amember Be? 100% Seasonal Fare Holiday Dinner Bake Off What a nice surprise. A night out. News Special Report Oh, other news.

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The Last Polka

This is incredibly bad.

The Washington Post confirms that Qassem Soleimani has been assassinated, at Baghdad Airport in Iraq, while on a diplomatic mission from the Iranian Government under the protection of the “Sovereign” Government of Iraq. Also reported killed Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis, a member of the Iraqi military. Now I’m not going to argue these were nice guys. …

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Impeachment Today- 1/2/20

The problem for Republicans is that Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio is guilty, Guilty!, GUILTY!!! and as they say the truth will out. They’re guilty too as either direct participants in a Racketeer Influenced Corrupt Organization and the Crimes of Bribery and Extortion or as Accessories After the Fact in Obstruction of Justice. Despite the braying …

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Persuasive Writing

Don’t expect any from me. I write for myself and I’m not very diplomatic. In argument I will crush you like a bug, then do it again to watch you squirm, and finally, mercifully leave you beaten and bleeding at the rhetorical roadside to slink off and lick your wounds. What is the best thing …

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