If a President lurches into, say Main Street USA straight out of Cinderella’s Castle in Orlando (because I certainly wouldn’t like to be accused of coastalism), grabs a baby (White baby, hate that it would make a difference) from a stroller, and tears out its heart and starts eating it, still vainly pumping, while the …
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Nov 04 2019
Sean Spicer- Out Of Comptrol
Look, I never, ever watch Dancing With The Stars but really, REALLY? It’s not like he has a hidden talent for it, it must be the guilty pleasure at watching a penguin waddle out and knowing that at least now you won’t be the worst one. I mean seriously, is there like a Wormhole Singularity …
Nov 04 2019
Cartnoon
Barnum/Bunkum Bible-Beating Bastards Why can’t you be Ben Franklin White like me? I walk down Main St. in Bridgeport sometimes (it’s a very real place, ask any of the family at Ocean Sea Grill where you can eat the fish and not just sleep with them) and tell people it was once the site of …
Nov 03 2019
‘What Is Best In Life?’
Crush your enemies. Crush your enemies. And see them driven before you… Never work an act after kids or dogs. Unless you have Gracie dancing backward in high heels. See? I write fluently in 7 languages. Six of them are Computer. Look left. Look right. Look up. Only one of you will be graduating from …
Nov 03 2019
The Breakfast Club (Cold)
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:30am (ET) to …
Nov 02 2019
The Big Dark
The end of Daylight Savings means little to me as I run on a mixture of Atlantic TZ, crystal meth, and passed out exhaustion in the best of times and these are not those. These are the times my Therapist wants 2 a weeks with daily light box and my family has been instructed to …
Nov 02 2019
In Other News- Bambi Meets Godzilla
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man. 7th Century (BCE) Tech faces off against Tim “Tool Time” Taylor, Al, and the good folks at Binford who can solve all your border crossing needs with their complete line of ladders, reciprocating saws, and earthmoving equipment rentals (Parker “How deep do …
Nov 02 2019
House
Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down – Fall Out Boy My Own Worst Enemy – Lit Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous – Good Charlotte Life’s Been Good – Joe Walsh “You look remarkably well preserved. How old are you?” “Twenty seven. It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.” End Of The Line – The Traveling Wilburys
Nov 01 2019
Beto Bounced
Now, go and beat Cornyn and help take over the Senate yah big galoot. Beto O’Rourke Is Dropping Out of the Presidential Race By Alexander Burns, The New York Times Nov. 1, 2019 Former Representative Beto O’Rourke of Texas is dropping out of the presidential race, ending a campaign in which he struggled for months …
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