A couple was walking by a swimming pool when they noticed some baby ducklings were trapped and struggling to get out. So they placed a life preserver in the pool to help them out — and the footage is so cute ? pic.twitter.com/kiSRSIVMOR
Service dog Korey can detect when its owner’s blood sugar is low and fetch her a bottle of juice. 28-year-old Samantha Stocking has Type 1 diabetes and adopted Korey when he was just 2 months old ? pic.twitter.com/BRhimtZGla
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungoverwe’ve been bailed outwe’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.
This Day in History
President George W. Bush announces major combat has ended in Iraq; U2 spy plane shot down over Soviet Union; Empire State Building dedicated.
Breakfast Tunes
Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he’s on.
Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Veuve Canard D’Epernay Is Your Go-To Pandemic Champagne
The champagne that’s perfect any time… like right now!
Cruz And Christie Roundly Mocked While Biden Enjoys Widespread Approval Of Congressional Address
While Senator Ted Cruz dozed and former GOP star Chris Christie complained, President Biden struck a chord with a wide swath of the American people as he laid out his plan to pull the country out of the multiple overlapping crises it has been enduring.
Ted Cruz pranked in his sleep by Kindly Granny
When Ted Cruz got sleepy during President Biden’s joint address to Congress, a kindly grandma helped him get some shut eye.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Biden’s Big Speech: Progressive Proposals & Ted Cruz Caught Napping
In his first joint address to Congress, President Biden looks back at his administration’s first 100 days and announces a slew of new progressive policies while Republicans cry socialism and fall asleep
Costco Food Courts and Free Samples Are Back
After more than a year, Costco is finally bringing back its free samples and opening its food courts.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
President Biden Calls for Bipartisan Police Reform
FBI Raids Rudy Giuliani’s Home and Office, Seizes Phones and Computers: A Closer Look
Seth takes a closer look at federal investigators executing search warrants at Rudy Giuliani’s home and office to seize his electronic devices.
CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, April 26
Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like mispronouncing “substantive” before taking a moment to rant about Ben & Jerry’s not giving Late Night its own flavor.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Cruz Takes a Snooze, Biden’s 100th Day and Gabby Douglas Teaches Jimmy & Guillermo How to Cartwheel
The NFL Draft is underway with handsome Trevor Lawrence heading to Jacksonville with the #1 overall pick, it’s President Joe Biden’s 100th day in office, Ted Cruz fell asleep during the presidential address to Congress last night, Senator Tim Scott accused Democrats of using race as a weapon during his rebuttal speech, Kanye is feuding with Wal-Mart, and Jimmy and Guillermo fulfill a lifelong dream of learning how to cartwheel from Olympic Gold Medalist Gabby Douglas.
The Late Late Show with James Corden
Joe Stole America’s Heart with a Dandelion
James Corden kicks off the show recapping President Joe Biden’s first joint address to the Congress, and the conversation turns to the group’s inability to do an American southern or Boston accent, but they’ve got that New York accent down, baby! And should James be cast as Samantha in the “Sex and the City” reboot?
Guess the Headline In Emojis – Emoji News
James tests some members of The Late Late Show team on their emoji knowledge. After presenting them with a series of emojis, they must guess the headline depicted.
For eight seasons on the History Channel the series, The Curse of Oak Island, the brothers Rick and Marty Lagina from Michigan have been digging for rumored lost treasure. Having been there twice with ek hornbeck, I got interested in his fascination with the treasure hunt. One of the world’s most sought after treasures thought to be buried there is the Holy Grail.
America Unearthed: Epic Hunt for the Holy Grail in Nova Scotia
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungoverwe’ve been bailed outwe’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.
This Day in History
Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler commits suicide; End of the Vietnam War as Saigon falls; George Washington sworn in as America’s first president; The Louisiana Purchase; Country singer Willie Nelson born.
Breakfast Tunes
Something to Think about over Coffee Prozac
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.
Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Grandpa Joe Has A Biden Ticket
It is absolutely the hottest ticket in town.
Biden’s Speech Promises “Jobs, Jobs, Jobs;” Rudy Raided By The Feds – LIVE MONOLOGUE
Stephen Colbert watched every minute of President Biden’s address to Congress tonight, so in case you forgot to tune in, here’s everything that happened plus an update on the legal troubles facing former presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani
Quarantinewhile… “Citizen Kane” Isn’t Perfect, But “In & Of Itself” Is
Quarantinewhile… Stephen and Evie Colbert don’t like to brag, but there’s a lot for the executive producers of “In & Of Itself” to be proud of, including the film’s perfect rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Great Moments in Joint Address History: George W. Bush’s Axis of Evil
After President George W. Bush’s 2002 joint address warning about an “axis of evil”, a talent booker invites him on network TV 19 years later to rehabilitate his image.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Scandal Alert! Biden’s Red Meat Mandate & Kamala’s Children’s Book
Fox News stirs outrage about President Biden threatening American’s red meat consumption and Vice President Kamala Harris’s children’s book being handed out at the border, and Biden wears a mask while on a Zoom call
How the U.S. Is Incentivizing Coronavirus Vaccinations
Health officials in the United States are coming up with creative ways to convince hesitant Americans to get the coronavirus vaccine.
“Paddington 2” Ousts “Citizen Kane” & FBI Raids Rudy Giuliani
“Paddington 2” beats out “Citizen Kane” for greatest film of all time, the FBI raids Rudy Giuliani’s office, a woman was charged with a felony for not returning a VHS tape, and a Japanese man is arrested for simultaneously dating 35 women to get more birthday gifts.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
,center>Rudy Giuliani’s Apartment Raided by Federal Agents
One of Trump’s Biggest Scams, the Foxconn Deal, Falls Apart: A Closer Look
Seth takes a closer look at one of the signature scams of the Trump era falling apart and revealing the GOP’s brand of pro-worker populism is a giant fraud.
Ari Melber on Rudy Giuliani’s Apartment Raid and the Derek Chauvin Trial
Ari Melber talks about the FBI raid of Rudy Giuliani’s home, explains how the White House has changed under the Biden administration and shares his thoughts on the outcome of the Derek Chauvin trial.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Rudy Gets Raided, Biden Addresses Congress & Lindell Lands at Kimmel
The Feds raided the New York City apartment and office of Rudy Giuliani, President Biden gave his first address to Congress and it was much different than Trump’s last address, we celebrated “Ed Balls Day” on Twitter, an elected official in Orange County questioned whether there is a tracking device in the vaccine, and Jimmy chats with prominent conspiracy theorist/pillow salesman Mike Lindell (James Adomian).
,center>Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with Mike Lindell
Mike talks about recovering from his addiction to crack and gambling, not getting vaccinated, going into hiding after getting many threats, coming to our show in 2014, Rudy Giuliani’s apartment being raided, meeting with Donald Trump in 2016 and being photographed with papers that said “Martial Law,” and Jimmy pushes him on his Dominion Voting Systems conspiracy, donating $50,000 to help bail out Kenosha killer Kyle Rittenhouse, and the interview is interrupted by the other Mike Lindell (James Adomian).
The Late Late Show with James Corden
Rudy Got Raided & We Debate: Idol v. The Voice
The night kicks off with some big energy and James debates which music talent competition franchise is superior: American Idol or The Voice. After, James gets into the headlines including a raid of Rudy Giuliani’s home and office, and Randy Quaid flirting with a run for California governor.
The Greatest Examples Of Underestimating The Enemy | Who’s Sorry Now?
A look at the tragic consequences of underestimating the enemy. During the Second World War, the British commander of Singapore believed it to be an impregnable fortress until a numerically inferior Japanese Army overran it. Similarly, 12 years on, the French lost the mountain garrison at Dien Bien Phu after failing to anticipate the resourcefulness of General Giap and his Vietmanese peasant army.
We have long saluted military genius and bravery. But the other side of the coin is military incompetence – a largely preventable, tragically expensive, yet totally absorbing aspect of human behaviour.
From the Crusades to Vietnam, history is littered with examples of stupidity, obduracy, brutality and sheer breath-taking incompetence. Lack of communication, technological failure and a misplaced sense of superiority have led to the deaths of thousands of ordinary soldiers, let down by their masters and betrayed by arrogance. Using a combination of history, human interest and archive footage underpinned by powerful story-telling, Great Military Blunders charts man’s folly and cruelty in a series of stunning debacles, spanning almost a thousand years of conflict.
Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungoverwe’ve been bailed outwe’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or whenever we get around to it) to talk about current news and our boring lives and to make fun of LaEscapee! If we are ever running late, it’s PhilJD’s fault.
This Day in History
Rioting hits Los Angeles after four white officers are acquitted of most charges in beating of Rodney King; Dachau concentration camp liberated; Jerry Seinfeld born
Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
,center>Ingenuity’s Fourth Flight Wasn’t As Smooth As The Others
Good news: the chopper found life on Mars. Bad news: it’s stuck in it.
Mask-Holes Like Tucker Carlson Undermine Efforts To End The Pandemic
Early in the pandemic, conservative activists chose to make mask-wearing a wedge issue to fire up their base. The repercussions are still being felt, from the Fox News studios in New York City to the Temecula, California city council chamber, and many places in between.
Kim Kardashian Or Caitlyn Jenner, Who Should Run California?
Republicans in California have forced a runoff election between sitting Governor Gavin Newsom and a growing field of GOP wannabes including Caitlyn Jenner and Randy Quaid. Stephen thinks they’re overlooking the obvious choice: Kim K.
Explorers Crash Rick Santorum’s Whitewashing Speech
When Rick Santorum delivered a speech full of white-washed lies about Native American culture, colonizers crash the scene.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
The CDC’s New Mask Guidelines Make No Sense
The CDC says that fully vaccinated Americans don’t need to wear masks outside unless they’re in a large group, but their new chart doesn’t make much sense.
2020 Census Results: Low Population Growth & A House Seat Shuffle
The 2020 U.S. Census numbers shake up the House of Representatives and reveal a startling decline in rates of population growth.
Rick Santorum Goes Off on Native American Culture
Footage surfaces of Rick Santorum making deranged comments about a lack of Native American culture in “American culture.”
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Biden Announces New Guidance for Wearing Masks Outdoors
Donald Trump released a statement about how bad the Oscars were and the Academy fired back, we created posters for movies that he probably would’ve enjoyed more, President Biden announced new guidelines for wearing masks, Tucker Carlson thinks that kids wearing masks in a pandemic is child abuse, MyPillow Mike Lindell will be stopping by the show tomorrow, a space feud between billionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk could be in the works, and we look back at one year ago for “This Week in COVID History.”
The Late Late Show with James Corden
Is California Ready for Governor Reggie Watts?
With news of Biden’s first international trip, James wonders if we could tag along do an episode from Air Force One with the President on his flight to England. And thanks to Gavin Newsom’s recall in California, James thinks Reggie should consider running for Governor. Then, James breaks it to everyone that Burning Man 2021 is canceled and that a new spider has been discovered in Miami.
Apple Watch Hidden Features: Cow Milking
Once again, James takes a look at ~totally real~ Apple Watch features that can be activated simply by moving your hands. If you’ve been yearning to milk a cow without all the mess, you’re gonna love this new feature.
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