Tag Archive: The Onion

Apr 11 2017

Gun Safety Update

Only three of these stories are not from The Onion.   NRA Employee Accidentally Shoots Himself On The Job An employee for the National Rifle Association accidentally shot himself Thursday during a firearms training session. The 46-year-old man was holstering his pistol when it accidentally discharged, NBC Washington reports. The incident happened at the NRA’s …

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Mar 12 2017

Odds or Onions Challenge XXX

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Mom who live-streamed 10-year-old son driving due in court MONROE, Conn.— A Connecticut woman who is accused …

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Feb 26 2017

Odds or Onions Challenge XXIX

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Henryetta abolishes decades-old dance ban HENRYETTA, Okla. — Kick off the Sunday shoes: Dancing in public is …

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Feb 22 2017

Odds or Onions Challenge XXVIII

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong. American flag has 51 stars for Pence visit to European Union BRUSSELS— The Star-Spangled Banner looked more starry …

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Feb 18 2017

Odds or Onions Challenge XXVII

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   “Donald Trump Rants and Raves at the Press,” Donald Trump Says, Accurately DONALD TRUMP launched a surprise …

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Jan 21 2017

Odds or Onions Challenge XXVI

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Mike Pence Disappointed In The 200,000 Husbands And Fathers Who Permitted Women To Attend March WASHINGTON—Admonishing those …

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Jan 15 2017

Odds or Onions Challenge XXV

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Bear Grylls attempting to survive London on average salary The survival expert is filming a new Channel …

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Jan 07 2017

Odds or Onions Challenge XXIV

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens ROSEBURG, OR—In the hours following …

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Jan 01 2017

Odds or Onions Challenge XXIII

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Genuinely puzzled Keith Richards survives 2016 ROLLING Stones legend Keith Richards has expressed his genuine surprise at …

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Dec 31 2016

Odds or Onions Challenge XXII

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Santa Claus is back on Facebook after proving his identity FAIRBANKS, Alaska — Santa Claus’ Facebook account …

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