Hell is where all the fun people go. They won’t let you in Fred. You can go spend e-fuckin-ternity sitting on a cloud strumming a one string harp wearing the same sheet forever and never take a piss because you’re not allowed to touch your dick up there. Your reward for being such a flaming asshole.
Meanwhile in hell they’ll be having a great old time, and fuck you Fred. You can’t come to the party.
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