Thursday Night Throwball- Patriots @ Falcons. Last Chance for our Boys until Monday. I’ll be surprised if Rachel is back from Iraq yet.
- Comedy– Futurama (premier @ 10)
- Food– Extreme Cuisine With Jeff Corwin (Season Premier)
- History– Time Travel and Stan Lee’s Freaks (Umm… why do they call it History again?)
- Lifetime– Project Runway (premier)
- Turner Classic– Man Hunt, Madame Curie (Walter Pidgeon night)
- Discovery– Mythbusters and Pitchmen (Season Premier)
- TLC– Sr. v. Jr. (Last week’s season premier and new), BBQ Pitmasters (why isn’t this on Food Channel?)
- Toon– Repeats of Monday’s premiers
- Travel– Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Repeats from the 18th and the 16th, what kind of schedule are they running?)
- USA– Burn Notice, Royal Pains (premiers)
At 10 pm Disney is running some Phineas and Ferb. I ♥ me some good trainwreck, guess what I’ll be watching.
Later-
- AMC– Repeat of Mad Men and Caddyshack
- FX– The Departed
- SciFi– WCG Ultimate Gamer (Season Premier, if you like watching other people play video games)
Jon has Jennifer Aniston, Stephen Jon Krakauer. Did I mention new Futurama? Alton does Wontons. Now You Museum, Now You Don’t (thought this was last night, can’t tell you for sure because my cable was partly down for maintainance).
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
A looper?
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
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will be hosting her show live from Baghdad tonight.