What? You say you don’t want to watch documentaries about prisons and sexual predators? That you’d rather gouge your eyes out like Gloucester? There, there, Uncle ek will see what he can scare up on the Hypnotoad tonight.
- ESPN– High School Throwball, Plant @ Manatee
- Bravo– Fight Club, Ocean’s Thirteen x 2
- TLC– Say Yes to the Dress marathon
- Toon– Repeats of the Season Premiers of Ben 10 and Generator Rex
- USA– Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins
- Disney– Phineas and Ferb
- Discovery– Odd Couple Survival night, Dual Survival, Man, Woman, Wild (premier), Beyond Survival (Series Premier)
- Food– Chopped, Triple D, Chefs v. City (premier)
- FX– My Super Ex-Girlfriend
- Oxygen– Just Friends x 2
- Turner Classic– The Heiress, To Each His Own (Olivia de Haviland night)
- TBS– The Scorpion King x 2
- SciFi– Eureka (last week’s and new), Haven (premier)
- Comedy– John Oliver Special
Later-
- AMC– The Negotiator
- Turner Classic– The Snake Pit (more Olivia)
- USA– Hairspray
- Disney– More Phineas and Ferb
Alton does guacamole and chicken-liver mousse. Perchance to Dean, a good episode if you like progressive rock. Look Around You is the next to last episode, Computers.
Wikipedia notes that Olivia de Haviland is still alive (born in 1916) and is one of the last surviving actresses of her generation. She has a famous feud with her sister, Joan Fontaine (also still alive).
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.
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Chicken liver, for that matter any liver, I’ve never been able to eat. Heh, even Gefilte Fish, I find ugh. Some Jew I was.