In order to affect a timely halt to deterioriating conditions, and to ensure the common good, a state of emergency is declared for these territories by decree of Lord Cutler Beckett, duly appointed representative of His Majesty, the King. By decree, according to martial law, the following statutes are temporarily amended: Right to assembly, suspended. Right to habeas corpus, suspended. Right to legal counsel, suspended. Right to verdict by a jury of peers, suspended. By decree, all persons found guilty of piracy, or aiding a person convicted of piracy, or associating with a person convicted of piracy, shall be sentenced to hang by the neck until dead.
- AMC– Pearl Harbor (in Technicolor)
- ESPN– X Games, Rally Car Racing Elims, Quarters, Semis and Final, BMX Big Air Final, SuperRally Final
- E!– Dazed and Confused x 2
- Food– Best Thing I Ever Ate
- FX– Enemy of the State
- History– Top Shot
- Lifetime– Within
- Oxygen– Along Came Polly
- TBS– My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Runaway Bride
- Turner Classic– Bad Day at Black Rock, Convicts Four
- Discovery– Mythbusters
- TLC– Best Food Ever
- TNT– The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions
- USA– Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Later-
- AMC– Michael Clayton
- Lifetime– Project Runway (Season Premier repeat)
- SciFi– Riddles of the Sphinx
- TBS– Bewitched
- Turner Classics– Never So Few
- Toon– Boondocks (Shinin’, Bitches to Rags; GitS SAC: 2nd Gig (Endless Gig, Section 9)
If you can stay up for it, tonight is a pivotal episode of Ghost in the Shell. TV Listings calls it ‘Endless Gig’, Wikipedia ‘Return to Patriotism’. I call it ‘Sacrifice of the Tachikomas’.
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