All premiers on broadcast, none worth watching unless you’re into the train wreck that is Bristol Palin.
- ABC Family– O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- AMC– Overboard (totally misogynist)
- Disney– Halloweentown
- ESPN– Pats @ Aquatic Mammals
- Food– Unwrapped, The Best Thing I Ever Ate, Triple D (premiers)
- History– American Pickers (premier)
- Lifetime– Flirting With Forty x 2
- Spike- The Hills Have Eyes
- TBS– Family Guy night
- Turner Classic– Penthouse, Skyscraper Souls
- Toon– Regular Show, Total Drama World Tour (premiers)
Later-
- AMC– Rubicon, Mad Men (this week’s repeats), You’ve Got Mail (a Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan movie that doesn’t suck)
- FX– Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later
- Sci Fi– The Resistance (premier), Stargate Universe (repeat of Season Premier)
- Turner Classic– Touch of Evil (really good)
Dave hosts Bruce Willis (a waste of time) will.i.am, and Nicki Minaj. Jon has Sam Harris, Stephen Eugene Robinson. Alton does Salt.
Boondocks– The Garden Party (Series Premier repeat)
Nigga, if you ruin this party for me, I’ll put my…
Ruin the party? They love me. These people aren’t worried about us. They’re not worried about anything. They’re rich. No matter what happens, these people just keep applauding.
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Attention please. Attention please. My name is Uncle Ruckus, no relation. I want to sing y’all a brand new song I just wrote called “Don’t Trust Them New Niggers Over There”. Sing along if you know the words.Don’t trust them new niggers over there
Leaving they nigger essence in the air
Them happy, nappy head niggers
With they finger on the trigger
Don’t trust them new niggers over thereDon’t trust them big nostrils over yonder
They suck up so much air it’ll make you wonder
Don’t them new niggers
With they spidey little nigger figures
Don’t trust them new niggers over there.I think the N-word is OK as long as they say it.
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Excuse me. Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11. Thank you for your time and good night.How many times have I told you you bet’ not even dream of tellin’ white folk the truth? You understand me? Shoot… makin’ white people riot. You better learn how to lie like me. I’m gonna find me a white man and lie to him right now.
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is also on with Rachel tonight. Watching Keith with Rachel now about how radical the Republican candidates are and how willing the Democratic candidates are to use it against them.