Mostly premiers on broadcast. Let’s check our brackets shall we? Yankees and Phillies sweep. The Braves’ third string 2nd baseman has error problems and will sit, which is probably the best thing for both him and the team. He’s not really the problem anyway, it’s that the Braves’ offense has sucked. The Rangers can’t possibly prove what great choke artists they are tonight since they’re not playing until tomorrow. The Braves could lose it all though on TBS. Should the Rays and the Giants win against my expectations I just don’t think they pose any problems the Yankees and Phillies can’t solve in a 7 game series.
But it’s only sports folks, a diversion from the fact that the title to your house is fraudulent and all those Collateralized Mortgage Obligations and derivatives the banks are basing their balance sheets on worthless.
It’s not just foreclosures, it’s every piece of property in the United States and collectively they are the single largest asset in the entire world financial system.
Still, while we’re waiting for Armageddon at least we have 3rd rate entertainment to divert us from our imminent destruction.
- ABC Family– The Wedding Date x 2
- AMC– Random Hearts
- Bravo– Real Housewives (last week’s and premier)
- Disney– The Incredibles
- ESPN– Throwball, Favres @ Jets
- Food– New Unwrapped, Best Thing I Ever Ate
- FX– Night at the Museum
- Golf– Tin Cup (have I mentioned this is a really acceptable movie?)
- History– American Pickers (premier)
- Lifetime– P.S. I Love You, Reviving Ophelia
- Nick– iCarly, Big Time Rush (premiers)
- Style– Bridget Jones’s Diary
- Turner Classic– The Big Sleep, His Girl Friday
- TLC– Cake Boss (premier)
- Toon– Regular Show, MAD, Total Drama World Tour (premiers)
- Vs.– Wildcats (not Goldie’s best work, but watchable)
- VH1– 8 Mile (after the imaginative Michigan way of naming roads)
Later-
- AMC– Rubicon, Mad Men (this week’s)
- FX– Halloween 6 (exactly as bad as you’d expect it to be)
- Sci Fi– Caprica (repeat of this week’s Season Premier)
- Turner Classic– The Perils of Pauline
- USA– Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (the best one actually)
Dave hosts Jim Parsons, Geoffrey Canada, Mark Ronson and the Business Intl. with Q-Tip and MNDR. Jon has Johnny Knoxville (idiot), Stephen Robert Reich (which might be interesting, but he’s basically pitching his book). Double down Alton, Tempura fry and Chicken fry.
Boondocks– A Date With the Health Inspector.
Anyone getting Hub Network? They’re featuring Laverne & Shirley and Adam West, Burt Ward Batman.
I don’t like your manners.
And I’m not crazy about yours. I didn’t ask to see you. I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners, I don’t like them myself. They are pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. I don’t mind your ritzing me drinking your lunch out of a bottle. But don’t waste your time trying to cross-examine me.
There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
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