Prime Time

Not even worth remarking on.

I don’t know if you’d be particularly interested in hearing anything about me. My life, I mean… Most of it doesn’t add up to much that I could relate as a way of life that you’d approve of… I’d like to be able to tell you why, but I don’t really… I mean, I move around a lot because things tend to get bad when I stay. And I’m looking… for auspicious beginnings, I guess… I’m trying to, you know, imagine your half of this conversation… My feeling is, that if you could talk, we probably wouldn’t be talking. That’s pretty much how it got to be before… I left… Are you all right? I don’t know what to say… Tita suggested that we try to… I don’t know. I think that she… seems to feel we’ve got… some understanding to reach… She totally denies the fact that we were never that comfortable with each other to begin with… The best that I can do, is apologize. We both know that I was never really that good at it, anyway…

I’m sorry it didn’t work out.

• ABC Family– Gone in 60 Seconds
• AMC– Exit Wounds. Demolition Man
• Bravo– Top Chef (last week’s and new)
• Disney– Sky High
• Discovery– Howe & Howe (Season Finale premier), Sons of Guns x 2, Desert Car Kings (premiers)
• ESPN– College Hoopies, Syracuse @ Connecticut, Duke @ Maryland
• ESPN2– College Hoopies, Virginia Tech @ NC State, Missouri @ Oklahoma State
• Food– Throwdown, Restaurant: Impossible (premiers)
• FX– Tropic Thunder, Step Brothers
• History– Bigfoot! (premier)
• Lifetime– Reviving Ophelia
• National Geographic– Restrepo: Afghan Outpost
• Sci Fi– Face Off x 2 (premier + Instapeat)
• TBS– Are We There Yet? x 2 (premiers)
• Turner Classic– Five Easy Pieces, Terms of Endearment (Heeeere’s Johnny)
• TLC– Toddlers & Tiaras (premier)
• TNT– Bones marathon
• Travel– Man v. Food marathon (thank goodness, with premier)
• USA– NCIS marathon
• Vs.– Islanders @ Penguins

I know you like me. I know it. For the last year or two, you’ve been pretending like you hate me. I love you very much. I love you as much as I love anybody, as much as I love myself. And in a few years when I haven’t been around to be on your tail about something or irritating you, you could… remember that time that I bought you the baseball glove when you thought we were too broke. You know? Or when I read you those stories? Or when I let you goof off instead of mowing the lawn? Lots of things like that. And you’re gonna realize that you love me. And maybe you’re gonna feel badly, because you never told me. But don’t – I know that you love me. So don’t ever do that to yourself, all right?

Later-

• ESPN2– College Hoopies, Nevada @ Utah State
• Turner Classic– Easy Rider (more Jack)
• Travel– Man v. Food marathon (thank goodness, with premier)
• USA– Fairly Legal, Royal Pains (this week’s)
• Vs.– Skiing Freestyle World Championships
• VH1– BASEketball

The governor of Louisiana gave me this. Madame Tinkertoy’s House of Blue Lights, corner of Bourbon and Toulouse, New Orleans, Louisiana. Now, this is supposed to be the finest whorehouse in the south. These ain’t no pork chops! These are U.S. PRIME!

Dave hosts Kate Walsh, Jim Gaffigan, and Boxer Rebellion.  Jon has Matthew Perry, Stephen Sean Kelly.  Conan hosts Kobe Bryant (sexual predator) and Jamie Kilstein.

What the hell is wrong with freedom? That’s what it’s all about.

Oh, yeah, that’s right. That’s what’s it’s all about, all right. But talkin’ about it and bein’ it, that’s two different things. I mean, it’s real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don’t ever tell anybody that they’re not free, ’cause then they’re gonna get real busy killin’ and maimin’ to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they’re gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it’s gonna scare ’em.