Not Watching The Hype

Alternative Super Bowl programming.

Welcome to Super Bowl Sunday.

As far as disrupting TV programming is concerned this is almost as big a holiday as Thanksgiving, Christmas, or New Year’s.  Much bigger than the 4th of July though St. Patrick’s Day, Memorial Day, and Veteran’s Day are bigger than the 4th too.

The hype on Faux starts at 2 pm so you have 4 hours of pre-game if you can stand it.  If you’re interested in something else you can check my listings below.  I’ll remind you that we’ll be live blogging Puppy Bowl VII at 2:45 pm and starting our XLV live blog at 5:45 pm.

Expect updates.  This edition good until 1 pm.  Now 7 pm.  Now 9 pm.  6 am, have a good night!

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6 am

• Bravo– Real Housewives marathon until 10 am
• AMC– Three Stooges marathon until 9 am
• TNT– Law & Order marathon until 6 pm

6:30 am

• TBS– Must Love Dogs

7 am

• ABC Family– The Little Rascals
• A&E– Kelly Clarkson
• Nick– Fairly OddParents
• Turner Classic– Conquest

8 am

• A&E– Whitney Houston
• Oxygen– America’s Next Top Model marathon until 4 pm

8:30 am

• Comedy– Hot Rod
• FX– Because of Winn-Dixie
• Nick– SpongeBob marathon until 10 am
• TBS– Michael

9 am

• ABC Family– Ice Age
• Animal Planet– Dogs marathon until 3 pm
• AMC– Executive Decision
• Disney– Phineas and Ferb marathon until 10:30 am
• National Geographic– Dog Whisperer
• Spike– The Glimmer Man
• Turner Classic– Abe Lincoln in Illinois
• TLC– Say Yes to the Dress marathon until 3 pm

10 am

• A&E– Road House
• USA– Law & Order: SVU marathon until 5 am (1 interruption)

10:30 am

• Comedy– The Girl Next Door

11 am

• ABC Family– Cars
• Discovery– Gold Rush marathon until 6 pm
• FX– Joe Somebody
• Lifetime– Devil in the Flesh (double feature)
• TBS– Failure to Launch
• Turner Classic– The Jolson Story

Noon

• AMC– Demolition Man
• MTV– Jersey Shore Bowl until 6 pm
• Toon– Johnny Test
• TV Land– Hot in Cleveland

12:30 pm

• NBC– Penguins @ Caps
• TV Land– Retired at 35 marathon until 2 pm

1 pm

• CBS– College Hoopies, Michigan State at Wisconsin
• FX– Cheaper by the Dozen 2
• Lifetime– Devil in the Flesh 2
• TBS– My Big Fat Greek Wedding
• Turner Classic– Birdman of Alcatraz

1:30 pm

• ABC Family– Pixar Shorts
• Nick– Supah Ninjas (Series Premier repeat)
• Toon– Johnny Test

2 pm

• A&E– The Sopranos marathon until 5 pm
• ESPN– College Hoopies, Ohio State @ Minnesota
• ESPN2– Track & Field
• Nick– SpongeBob marathon until 4 pm
• TV Land– Bewitched marathon until 7 pm

2:30 pm

• ABC– Hoopies, Magic @ Celtics
• AMC– The Terminator (double feature)

3 pm

• CBS– A good walk spoiled, Waste Management Phoenix Open, Final Round
• NBC– Skiing, FIS Freestyle World Championships
• Animal Planet– Puppy Bowl VII marathon until 3 am
• Comedy– Joe Dirt
• FX– Alvin and the Chipmunks
• Lifetime– Dark Beauty
• Speed– Supercross marathon (with premier) until 6 pm
• TBS– Mama Mia
• TLC– Toddlers & Tiaras marathon until 3 am

3:30 pm

• ABC Family– Toy Story (triple feature)
• Bravo– Real Housewives marathon until 3 am
• Turner Classic– Viva Zapata

4 pm

• E!– The Princess Diaries
• ESPN– Crash Ball, Chris Paul Invitational
• Food– Iron Chef America (premier)

5 pm

• AMC– Terminator 2: Judgment Day
• Comedy– The Girl Next Door (again)
• Food– Worst marathon (with interruptions) until 4 am (with premier @ 10 pm)
• FX– Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who!
• History– Pickers marathon until 8 pm
• Lifetime– Family Sins
• MSNBC– Porn, just a flat out Porn marathon until 4 am.  And you respect these assholes why?
• Nick– House of Anubis marathon until 7 pm
• TBS– The Holiday

5:30 pm

• ABC Family– Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins
• Disney– Tinker Bell
• Turner Classic– Pride of the Yankees

6 pm

• E!– Sex and the City marathon until 9 pm
• ESPN2– Click Ball marathon until 9 pm
• Food– Restaurant: Impossible
• Speed– Gearz marathon until 5 am
• TNT– Disturbia
• Toon– Pokémon: Zoroark: Master of Illusions

7 pm

• CBS– 60 Minutes (premier)
• NBC– Vanessa Williams
• ABC Family– Toy Story 2
• Disney– Enchanted
• FX– Kung Fu Panda x 2 until 11 pm
• Lifetime– Living with the Enemy
• Nick– The Rugrats Movie
• TV Land– Roseanne marathon until 12:30 am
• Vs.– Bullriding x 4 until 3 am

7:30 pm

• Comedy– The Heartbreak Kid

8 pm

• CBS– Undercover Boss
• NBC– Lisa Kudrow
• PBS– Antiques Roadshow
• AMC– Bad Boys x 2 until 1 am
• History– Pawn Stars marathon until 4 am
• TBS– Pretty Woman x 2 until 12:30 am
• Turner Classic– Sunrise
• TNT– You’ve been Gumped
• Toon– Young Justice League (this week’s)

8:30 pm

• Toon– Clone Wars (Episode 2 of the Mortis Trilogy)

9 pm

• ABC– Knocked Up
• CBS– CSI: Miami
• NBC– Dateline (premier)
• PBS– American Experience Reagan: Lifeguard
• ABC Family– Cars (again)
• ESPN2– 2010 Poker
• Lifetime– The Tenth Circle
• Sci Fi– Titanic II
• Toon– Baby Blues

9:30 pm

• Toon– The Oblongs

10 pm

• CBS– Hawaii Five-O (Series Premier repeat, not the good 70s version)
• Turner Classic– Wings (shhhhh)

10:30 pm

• FOX– Glee (Super Bowl bump premier)

11 pm

• FX– Lights Out (this week’s)
• Lifetime– Family Sins
• Sci Fi– The Ferryman
• TNT– Disturbia (again)

11:30 pm

• Toon– Childrens Hospital, Robot Chicken (premier)

Midnight

• NBC– Dateline
• ESPN2– Old Throwball until 3 am
• Toon– Mongo Wrestling (premier)

12:30 am

• Comedy– Futurama marathon until 2 am
• TBS– Failure to Launch (again)
• Turner Classic– House on 92nd Street
• TV Land– Hot in Cleveland

1 am

• AMC– Demolition Man (again)
• E!– Sex and the City marathon until 3 am
• Sci Fi– The Reeds
• TNT– Gumped (again)

1:30 am

• Spike– The Butterfly Effect

2 am

• National Geographic– Naked Science
• Turner Classic– Viva Villa

2:30 am

• TBS– My Big Fat Greek Wedding (again)
• Toon– Childrens Hospital, Robot Chicken (Instapeat)

3 am

• ESPN2– Magic @ Celtics (repeat)
• Sci Fi– Intermedio
• Toon– Mongo Wrestling (Instapeat)

3:30 am

• AMC– The Terminator (again)
• Comedy– Onion SportsDome
• TV Land– Three’s Company marathon until 6 am

4 am

• Turner Classic– Damsel in Distress

4:30 am

• TBS– Married With Children marathon until 7 am