Hardly any premiers. Over the Hedge. Austin City Limits has Willie Nelson
Oh. Well, a few years back, Oprah said some shit on her show about beef. You know, Mad Cow Disease or some shit. Anyway, the beef industry didn’t exactly find that shit amusing. They figured they’d send a crew of armed Texans to teach Oprah a lesson. Ex-Marines, ex-Texas Rangers, rouges, that kinda shit. But Oprah had hired Bushido Brown as her personal boydguard. Apparently, only one dude managed to actually lay a hand on Oprah’s office door. They say… Bushido Brown kept that hand.
- ABC Family– Titanic (have I mentioned this is the most over rated movie ever?)
- AMC– For a Few Dollars More
- Animal Planet– Pit Boss x 2 (premiers)
- Bravo– House marathon
- E!– The Princess Diaries
- ESPN– College Hoopies, Illinois @ Michigan State
- ESPN2– College Hoopies, George Mason @ Northern Iowa, Utah State @ St. Mary’s
- Food– Triple D marathon
- FX– Wanted
- History– Top Shot (1st and 2nd episodes of Season 2)
- Lifetime– Glass House: The Good Mother, Deadly Honeymoon
- Nick– House of Anubis (1 hour Season Finale)
- Oxygen– The Pacifier (again), While You Were Sleeping
- Sci Fi– Anaconda 3: Offspring, Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (Snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?)
- Spike– The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior
- TBS– Bedtime Stories, Just Married
- Turner Classic– Gigi, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (a little recent)
- TNT– Pre All Star Hoopies
- Toon– George of the Jungle, God, the Devil and Bob
- Vs.– Bullriding x 2
- VH1– Purple Rain
Oprah Winfrey taps directly into the emotions, beliefs, buying habits and summer reading patterns of billions of women all over the world! Oprah Winfrey has the power to lay waste an entire industry with a mere utterance! She’s a completely invincible, unstoppable force of nature and with her under our control… nobody would be able to stop us!
Later-
Could you tell the court what it is that you do? You’re a type of magician?
Well, if you must call me that, yes. But, if you are after mere parlor tricks, you will be sorely disappointed. For if I reach behind your ear, it will not be a nickel I pull out, but your very soul!
- ABC Family– Under the Tuscan Sun
- AMC– The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
- E!– The Soup (yesterday’s)
- ESPN2– College Hoopies, Montana @ Long Beach State
- Oxygen– Shall We Dance?
- Sci Fi– Anacondas: Trail of Blood, Sea Snakes
- Spike– Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball
- Turner Classic– The Last Emperor
- TNT– The Longest Yard (not the good 1974 version)
SNL– from 12/11/10
Boondocks– Let’s Nab Oprah. The Venture Brothers– Trial of the Monarch
Hey, just because we don’t know anyone tryin’ to stop us, don’t mean ain’t nobody out there tryin’ to stop us. The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
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