Feb 19 2012


My Application: Head of Public Relations, Goldman Sachs

By Barry Ritholtz

February 13th, 2012, 7:15AM

To: Hiring Committee, Goldman Sachs

From: Barry Ritholtz

Re:  Position, Head of Public Relations, Goldman Sachs

Date: February 13, 2012

(I)t is with great pleasure that I toss my hat into the ring for the position of Director of Communications for Goldman Sachs. Not only do I have the requisite skill set to help rehabilitate the image of the 100+ year old firm – media savvy, legal smarts, netizen, with just a dollop of snark – but I believe I can help you move gracefully into the new century.


Please use the comments to demonstrate your own ignorance, unfamiliarity with empirical data, ability to repeat discredited memes, and lack of respect for scientific knowledge. Also, be sure to create straw men and argue against things I have neither said nor even implied. Any irrelevancies you can mention will also be appreciated. Lastly, kindly forgo all civility in your discourse . . . you are, after all, anonymous.

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