(4 pm. – promoted by ek hornbeck)
With apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan~
Optional Musical Accompaniment To This Post
Bot:
I am the very model of a pro-Obama partisan
Pragmatic in appeasement I really am a Vichy Dem!
I know all of the talking points I’m not afraid of spouting them
from deficit to HCR no arguments abouting them
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters electorial
Use of information anecdotal and historical
Call me out on this and I will swiftly hand you snottiness
And overwhelm you with my very botti botti bottiness!
All:
And overwhelm you with his very botti botti bottiness
And overwhelm you with his very botti botti bottiness
And overwhelm you with his very botti botti botti bottiness!
Bot:
I’m awfully good at spin, I do insist on positivity
The plan, the facts be damned – I order you to go GOTV
In short, it matters not the issues or just where he stands on them
I am the very model of a pro-Obama partisan!
All:
In short, it matters not the issues or just where he stands on them
He is the very model of a pro-Obama partisan!
Bot:
The proper way to speak of him is always deferential
Those who come to praise him get the treatment preferential
My diaries range in scope from peppy rally to pictorial
Your comments welcome, but policed by those with rules dictorial
I’ll say that I’m a liberal while I act authoritarian
I claim the voice of reason while I speak like a contrarian
I shout down all debate with snide remarks about maturity
Take note of your ideals and thank you kindly for your purity!
All:
Take note of your ideals and thank you kindly for your purity
Take note of your ideals and thank you kindly for your purity
Take note of your ideals and thank you kindly for your purity!
Bot:
I can derail a thread with questions-mostly disingenuous
I do the verbal do-si-do with logic leaps most strenuous
In short, it matters not the issues or just where he stands on them
I am the very model of a pro-Obama partisan!
All:
In short, it matters not the issues or just where he stands on them
He is the very model of a pro-Obama partisan!
Bot:
In fact there is no act that I cannot quickly rat-ion-al-ize
No point I can’t dismiss or instantly infantilize
Here I say we must unite! to clear firebaggers from this place
Get in line, clap harder, now! or you never were “the base”
When I have learnt what progress has been made in dem blog politics
When I know more of tactics than a bunch of rapid response dicks
In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy
You’ll find no better pro-Obama bot that’s bottier than me!
All:
You’ll find no better pro-Obama bot that’s bottier than he
You’ll find no better pro-Obama bot that’s bottier than he
You’ll find no better pro-Obama bot that’s botty bottier than he!
Bot:
For my loyalty to man above both party and society
Blind faith up to the point where one must question my sobriety
And still it matters not the issues or just where he stands on them
I am the very model of a pro-Obama partisan!
All:
And still it matters not the issues or just where he stands on them
He is the very model of a pro-Obama partisan!
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