It’s that time of year again when all remotes turn to…
Animal Planet for Puppy Bowl XI of course (aw, who’s a cute little puppy. Why you are. Yes you are.).
Ok, you can stop making kissy faces and talking baby talk (though I don’t know why they call it baby talk, babies never talk that way) because I have deadly serious fake news to report. It seems that Meep The Bird, your courageous sideline tweet commentator (@MeepTheBird), is being sued by Disney over the intellectual property rights to the name Meep. Disney’s contention is that is that ‘Meep’, the cute blogging bird, infringes on it’s trademarked Phineas and Ferb character Meap, the cute alien Galactic Peacekeeper. It is speculated that Matt Groening and Faux will soon join the battle on behalf of their Futurama character, Nibbler, who looks cute but is actually a voracious carnivore of an ancient alien species that poops dark matter and is locked in an eternal struggle with giant flying brains. The case is likely to be resolved in one of the TPP/TTIP Investor-State Dispute Settlement courts.
Remember- I only report the most scurrilous rumors.
Though it’s also on continuous repeat until 5 am tomorrow. There will be over 55 puppy participants-
Team Ruff |
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Team Fluff |
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Aaron |
Boxer mix |
Aria |
Labrador Retriever mix |
Bailey |
Labrador Retriever |
Blue |
Schnauzer Poodle mix |
Sniffles |
Shih Tzu |
Boomer |
German Shepard mix |
Cara |
Shih Tzu |
Bowser |
Pekingese mix |
Cheyenne |
Chihuahua mix |
Bryan Adams |
Labrador Retriever mix |
Chicklet |
Australian Shepard mix |
Bubba |
Chihuahua mix |
Crimson |
Jack Russell Terrier mix |
Coveia |
Australian Cattledog Mix |
Donnie |
German Shepard Mix |
Enzo |
Yorkshire Terrier |
Dougie |
Labrador Retriever mix |
Falcor |
Clumber Spaniel |
Drew Carey |
Cocker Spaniel |
Faulkner |
Great Pyrenees mix |
Freckles |
Hound mix |
Henry |
English Springer Spaniel mix |
Fritz |
Mini Schnauzer |
Kiaria |
Japanese Chin |
Hemingway |
Great Pyrenees mix |
Lance |
Terrier mix |
Izzy |
Australian Shepard mix |
Lee |
Boxer mix |
Jamison |
Pit Bull Terrier mix |
Lewis |
Shar Pei |
Keno |
Terrier mix |
Lorelai |
Maltese Poodle mix |
Kojak |
Beagle mix |
Marley |
Labrador Retriever mix |
Maggie |
Beagle mix |
Penelope |
Pug |
Maxwell |
Labrador Retriever mix |
Pudge |
Chihuahua mix |
Miss. Martian |
Coonhound mix |
Scarlet |
Doberman Pinscher |
Mr. Fantastic |
Terrier mix |
Starlight |
Labrador Retriever mix |
Oscar Marcus |
Shih Tzu mix |
Steve |
Chihuahua mix |
Panda |
Pomeranian |
Titan |
American Bulldog |
Papi |
Corgi mix |
Zane |
Corgi mix |
Pepper |
Boston Terrier mix |
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Roscoe |
Labrador Retriever mix |
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Rosie |
Havanese |
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Sassy |
Mini Poodle mix |
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Savannah |
Shih Tzu |
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Smudge |
Havanese mix |
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USS Maloy |
Australian Shepard mix |
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All have already been adopted, but there are plenty more.
Bissel Kitty Halftime Show!
Over 20 Kitties, led in a mesmerizing display of kitty cuteness by Katty Furry. International Business Times–
TMZ reports that her getup was created by a famous pet clothing designer who is also known to have worked with socialite Paris Hilton’s pampered pets.
As if you needed more there are also Nigerian Dwarf Goat cheerleaders!
The big difference this year is that they’ll be dividing the puppies into teams making for a truly competitive (and wagerable) sport.
So get your awwww… faces on and couch potato the next 2 hours of insufferable adorableness.
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