October 2018 archive

2018 Senior League Division Championship Game 1: Braves @ Dodgers

You know, just writing that makes it clear, I have no dog in the Senior League this year. These are the two teams I hate the most. I can’t stand to watch either of them. If you must the Dodgers are my least favorite team because they’re traitors. The Braves are Division rivals and I …

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2018 Senior League Division Championship Game 1: Rockies @ Brewers

Ugh. I can hardly describe how indifferent I am. The Rockies and Brewers are 2 teams from minor markets that I rarely even notice. The Brewers will send forth Brandon Woodruff (R, 3 – 0, 3.61 ERA) against the Rockies’ Antonio Senzatela (R, 6 – 6, 4.38 ERA). Three days of agony at least, when …

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Scary for White Men

I don’t get it. I don’t get it at all. Mike Barnicle, I’m looking right at you. Joe Scarborough has already had a dead intern, what’s your excuse? JOE SCARBOROUGH: The party leadership that was too smart to use polls in 2016, that they just had algorithms that they would follow, that they were leaving …

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Finite Universes

One thing you learn if you do statistics is that if you slice the data fine enough you wind up with a limited pool that represents… Well, everybody who qualifies for your screener, like White Males who voted for Trump. Why do you think Google and Amazon and Facebook can target market you? 1,700 and …

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DSCC Commercials Kind of off point if you ask me, but what do you expect?

The Ersatz Breakfast Club (Breakfast!)

How novel and unexpected ek. Do you write often? Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at …

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2018 Junior League Wild Card: Athletics @ Yankees

Ok, so my beloved Metropolitans once again did not make the big dance and the underdog Cubbies (108 years folks) have disappeared from radar. Is there no hope for the widow’s son (Richard was alive and kicking 10 minutes ago). Oh, those guys in the Bronx. What were their names again? That’s right, Damn Yankees. …

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Class Traitor

In case you don’t get it by now, I’m very White and very privileged. It may seem on these pages that I spend my life apologizing for it but the truth is not so much, I mostly hardly notice and just accept my state of grace. I do sense that from a standpoint of fairness …

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Who Needs Mueller?

That is, if the Corporatist Media would just do their job. We knew Trump was incredibly corrupt. Turns out he may also be an epic tax cheat. By Paul Waldman, Washington Post October 3 2018 “Only the little people pay taxes,” said a New York celebrity real estate figure in the 1980s. It was not …

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Ahhh, therapists. I can’t get away from them!

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