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The Daily Late Nightly Show (American Idol Is Dead!)

Thank goodness. I read an article mourning it’s passing claiming that it was a uniquely United States phenomena. Duh. It was a straight up rip off of a vastly superior British show- Pop Idol that even starred Simon Cowell and sparked no less than 10 nationalised spin offs. I’m glad that you’re dead, you rascal …

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The Daily Late Nightly Show (Cupcakes)

The New Guy Transdemic Trevor’s last guest this Week is Juan Williams, Faux Noise’s pet. Mr. Continuity All Soul Daddy all the time. Louisiana Cray ASShOLe 2 Chainz Explainz Larry’s last panelist this Week is Jake Tapper Mr. Mainstream April Fools Department of Redundant Redundancy The Island Of Misfit Toys Stephen’s last guests this Week …

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The Daily Late Nightly Show (Hans Gruber)

The New Guy U.S. Women’s Soccer Trevor’s guests This Week are- Wednesday 4/6: Angelica Ross Thursday 4/7: Juan Williams Mr. Continuity Tomorrow all Soul Daddy all the time. New Phones Larry’s panelists This Week are- Wednesday 4/6: Wendell Pierce Thursday 4/7: Jake Tapper Mr. Mainstream Villanova! Stephen’s guests This Week are- Wednesday 4/6: Anna Kendrick, …

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The Daily Late Nightly Show (UConn Huskys!)

U – Conn Husky, symbol of might to the foe. Fight, fight Connecticut, It’s vict’ry, Let’s go. Connecticut U – Conn Husky, vict’ry again for the White and Blue So go – go – go Connecticut, Connecticut U. C – O – N – N – E – C – T – I – C …

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The Daily Late Nightly Show (All Hands On Deck- And Men’s Finals)

Not much focus on the shows tonight. Everyone is back except for Samantha Bee who has been bumped for the Championships. I’ll be watching Villanova thrash North Carolina and enjoying every second of it, especially since they dumped my Orangemen. Also it gives me an excuse (not that I needed any) to avoid Debbie Wasserman …

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The Daily Late Nightly Show (National Semi-Finals and Formula One)

Mr. Mainstream Wheel of News IV Fairy Tales (With Guns) Backpfeifengesicht Stephen’s last guests this week are- Friday 4/1: Steve Buscemi, Benjamin Walker, and the Broadway cast of American Psycho Steve Buscemi will be talking about either Oppenheimer Strategies, his new movie, or his television work in Horace and Pete of Bob’s Burgers. Benjamin Walker …

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The Daily Late Nightly Show (Clone Wars)

The New Guy and Mr. Continuity are on vacation this week, repeats only. Mr. Mainstream Bravery and Ridiculousness Banned in Delaware Thaaat’s Liz! Stephen’s guests this week are- Thursday 3/31: Sarah Paulson, Tatiana Maslany, and Wynton Marsalis, Lil Buck, and Jared Grimes Friday 4/1: Steve Buscemi, Benjamin Walker, and the Broadway cast of American Psycho …

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The Daily Late Nightly Show (Detour)

The New Guy and Mr. Continuity are on vacation this week, repeats only. Mr. Mainstream Will There Be Spontaneous Singing And Dancing? Digital Doo Dead Tamborines Stephen’s guests this week are- Wednesday 3/30: Eric Stonestreet, Jason Jones, and the Flaming Lips Thursday 3/31: Sarah Paulson, Tatiana Maslany, and Wynton Marsalis, Lil Buck, and Jared Grimes …

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The Daily Late Nightly Show (Ugly)

The New Guy and Mr. Continuity are on vacation this week, repeats only. Mr. Mainstream #BirdieColbert Fish on Drugs Stephen’s guests this week are- Tuesday 3/29: Adam Driver, Rachel Bloom, and Savages Wednesday 3/30: Eric Stonestreet, Jason Jones, and the Flaming Lips Thursday 3/31: Sarah Paulson, Tatiana Maslany, and Wynton Marsalis, Lil Buck, and Jared …

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The Daily Late Nightly Show (Regional Finals)

U – Conn Husky, symbol of might to the foe. Fight, fight Connecticut, It’s vict’ry, Let’s go. Connecticut U – Conn Husky, vict’ry again for the White and Blue So go – go – go Connecticut, Connecticut U. C – O – N – N – E – C – T – I – C …

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