Keith, Rachel, and the Boys, but you don’t have to watch news on my account though maybe you’ll want to. Is Shark Week over yet?
I’m of mixed mind about The Assassins. On the one hand it has Sylvester Stallone. On the other hand it has Antonio Banderas. Given the subtext about aging action hero studs you could find it interesting.
- ESPN– White Sox @ Tigers
- FX– Next x 2
- Turner Classic– None But the Lonely Heart, Pinky. Ethel Barrymore (Drew’s Great Aunt) night.
What? You think I’m slighting Ghost Hunters?
- AMC– Rubicon repeats.
- Turner Classic– Rasputin and the Empress (John AND Ethel)
- FX– Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane (can I have some Ice Tea with that?)
Showdown at Cremation Creek. This is HUGE. If you ever hope to understand why David Bowie is The Sovereign of The Guild of Calamitous Intent you’ll examine every frame individually using your DVR and then watch it again at 5 am (hey, you’ll be up in time for Home Movies, Mets Fast Forward, and Monster Trucks).
Not that I would know anything about it.