Only one chance at Keith and Rachel because we need our Joe Arpaio fix. Sharks, just tonight and tomorrow to jump them. The highlight is without a doubt Phineas & Ferb’s Summer Belongs to You at 8 pm. Think Around The World in 80 Days in a day.
In an hour.
Competing on the Toon front are Ben 10 and Generator Rex premiers. Clone Wars is doing the Blue Shadow Virus set.
- AMC– Charlie Wilson’s War. First off, not a ‘classic’. Second, we’re still fighting it, and we’re losing.
- ESPN– ESPYs (again?)
- FX– Jarhead
- TNT– Men in Black x 2
- Oxygen– Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous x 2
- Nick– Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
- SciFi– Eureka (last week’s and the exciting conclusion of this week’s crossover Warehouse 13 episode), Haven (premier)
- Turner Classic– Intermezzo: A Love Story, Casablanca (Ingrid)
Later-
Dave has Sandra Bullock (Miss Congeniality) and Drew Brees. NO ALTON! What the heck am I going to eat? New Children’s Hospital at midnight. The Doctor Is Sin (Am I a bad person?). Look Around You– Health. Disney has repeats of tonight’s premier and other recent Phineas & Ferbs.
- AMC– The Invasion (just horrible)
- FX– The One
- Turner Classic– Notorious (Ingrid again)
- USA– The Contract
I could be working with my brother right now. He’s got a dry-wall business in Compton. Does the inside of office buildings; you know, the metal studs. I could be his partner, said he’d give me that brand new Dodge Ram Charger. You know, the 318 Magnum? The beast? All indoor work, too, lots of AC. I could sleep with my wife every night, fuck her, maybe; take my kids to school every morning. And I’d run his crews, too, probably increase productivity 40 to 50%. Make $100K a year. Do you know why I don’t? Because I love this job.
I thank God for every fucking day he gives me in the corps, oorah.
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A lot of people don’t know the words to The Marseillaise.
Read it and weep-
The day of glory has arrived!
Against us about the tyrant,
The bloody banner is raised,
The bloody banner is raised.
Do you hear into the countryside,
of those ferocious soldiers wailing?
They’re coming right into your arms
To slay your sons and wives!
Chorus
To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
Let’s march, let’s march!
So one impure blood
Waters our furrows!
What does this horde of slaves,
Of traitors and conjured kings want?
For whom are these ignoble shackles,
These long-prepared fetters?
These long-prepared fetters?
Frenchmen, for us, ah! What outrage
What fury it should arouse!
It is we whom they dare plan
To return to ancient slavery!
Chorus
What! Foreign cohorts
Would make the law in our homes!
What! These mercenary phalanxes
Would strike down our proud warriors!
Would strike down our proud warriors!
Great God! By chained hands
Our foreheads would bow under the yoke
Vile despots would become
The masters of our destinies!
Chorus
Tremble, tyrants and you traitors
The shame of all parties,
Tremble! Your parricidal schemes
Will finally receive their reward!
Will finally receive their reward!
Everyone is a soldier to combat you
If they fall, our young heroes,
The earth will produce anew,
Against you, all are ready to fight!
Chorus
Frenchmen, as magnanimous warriors,
You bear or hold back your blows!
You spare those sorry victims,
Who arm against us with regret.
Who arm against us with regret.
But not these bloodthirsty despots,
These accomplices of Bouillé,
All these tigers who, mercilessly,
Rip their mother’s breast!
Chorus
Sacred love of the Fatherland,
Lead, support our avenging arms
Liberty, cherished Liberty,
Fight with thy defenders!
Fight with thy defenders!
Under our flags, shall victory
Hurry to thy manly accents,
Shall thy expiring enemies,
See thy triumph and our glory!
Chorus
(Children’s Verse)
We shall enter in the (military) career
When our elders are no longer there,
There we shall find their dust
And the trace of their virtues,
And the trace of their virtues.
Much less jealous to survive them
Than to share their coffins,
We shall have the sublime pride
Of avenging or following them
Chorus
To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
Let’s march, let’s march!
So one impure blood
Waters our furrows!
USA has perpetual reruns of “NCIS” and A&E has “Criminal Minds” and if your really bored there is always MTV an the “jersey Shore” Marathon. Go Snooki