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No more prison documentaries.  Yahoo TV Listings is really bad at the moment, so a very short list.

I want you to know that I’ve been Captain of this ship for 22 years.

22 years, eh? If you were a man, you’d go in business for yourself. I know a fellow started only last year with just a canoe. Now he’s got more women than you could shake a stick at, if that’s your idea of a good time.

Hey, what’s-a matter, you no understand English? You can’t come in here unless you say, “Swordfish.” Now I’ll give you one more guess.

…swordfish, swordfish… I think I got it. Is it “swordfish”?

Hah. That’s-a it. You guess it.

Pretty good, eh?


Alton does whole fish.  Return to Malice.

Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out… You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean… You know who that guy was Danny?


Take one good guess.

Bob Hope?

Ha ha… No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.


    • on 08/31/2010 at 01:01

    I don’t know what they have to say

    It makes no difference anyway

    Whatever it is, I’m against it.

    No matter what it is or who commenced it, I’m against it!

    Your proposition may be good

    But let’s have one thing understood:

    Whatever it is, I’m against it.

    And even when you’ve changed it or condensed it, I’m against it!

    For months before my son was born

    I used to yell from night till morn:

    Whatever it is, I’m against it!

    And I’ve kept yelling since I’ve first commenced it, I’m against it

    • on 08/31/2010 at 02:36

    From P. J. Crowley, U.S. Assistant Secretary of State for Public Affairs

    Americans should heed our #travel warning and avoid North Korea. We only have a handful of former Presidents. #DPRK

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